GALLAGHERS

shrek. this will be the nickname i give to this prick of a bouncer. if you are a regular at this club you will know absolutely who i am referring to. shrek, to those customers that know of him is that old pony tailed piece of shit. whatever boner that you may have when getting a friction dance will instantly shrivel to a soggy limp dick that will then turtle way back through your balls in such a state that you have a pussy between your balls.

this shithead came through the side entrance and totally fucked up my version of a happy ending. "ay, keep your hands to yourself." FUCK YOU!!!

after this encounter i talk to my girl at one of the tables. she informs me the dancers hate him. even the bartenders hate him. bottom line is having this asshole around can't be good for business as customers just want to unwind, relax, bust and in total just want to have a grand old time. instead you have to deal with this shithead. avoid the days when this jerkoff is around. your money will be wasted when shrek is around.