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12 years ago
Since I just go to have fun, converse and get some lap dances going, this is how I do things: This generally goes for new clubs
I walk in the club and try to avoid buying a drink (never works). THen I look for a empty spot with not so much crowd around it, usually in a back corner or something. I don't look for dances intially, I just watch the pole work its magic, see which girl I want from stage to bounce that ass on my dick. Then when the first girl comes to me, I tell her to go away (its always the ugly ones first). After that and 6-9 minutes more watching the pole, I get my dance from a hottie that approches me (its like its mechanic. First comes the non attractive chick, then the hot mami) and then wait a couple minutes and find the next dance. Continue the cycle till I'm broke. I'm always sober btw, so you know I only drank that initiation drink.
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12 years ago
It could be one of two things. One is the approach. You're excited, she sees it and you throw her a bone in excitement. In today's society, she has probably taken that as a sign of you wanting a booty clapping on stage. After all, the young guys (unlike myself) seem to be more heavily interested in bootyshaking and wriggle worming (never undnerstood how wriggling on the floor was hot). I say this because, I ALWAYS had a relaxed cool, unhinged aura around me when I went to the clubs. I had the look that just said, hey, I like ya, and I wanna see you move sultry, not happily.
Though this is a theory based on my own ideals. The second probably more realistic reason:
She's been hanging around too many black chicks and watching too much BET and WSHH
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12 years ago
but as far as getting off goes, I GOTTA get a BJ for me to get off. Don't care how long that shit takes, they're gonna make me cum in the end (though I did have some girls who were just so bad and used too much teeth, I lose a 20 dollars because I told them to stop and go away). So equivalent of songs, i just nutted to 7 songs compared to never nutting at all or just one nut off of FS. I'll take the street walker for 20 please
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12 years ago
yeah we don't fuck with crack whores. Their pussy stinks so bad and is so dry, I'm pretty sure its like putting your cock in a stinky Sahara desert
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12 years ago
why the fuck whenever alucard, jester, jerikson or dougster hop on a thread together (two or more of the group), there's always fucking fighting between them. And someone is ALWAYS nitpicking against the other. So fucking annoyiing. But now that I read this thread, despite the fact that I gave up pot after getting a street walker while high (I still was concious enough only to let her suck my dick and not fuck her, would never fuck a hoe), now I wanna try that. Going to the club while high, that sounds like fucking fun bro. I'm so doing it when my girlfriend takes me to the club.
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12 years ago
txtittyfag, you call that sublime!? That's just borderline GAY bro. we definetely didn't need to read that.
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12 years ago
I used to go like every week to every other week, but now I haven't been there in a good month now or was it 2. Hmm it feels like 2. Anyway, I have been hitting up the clubs every once a month now. I'm not complaining though, help me save a hella lot of money (if I didn't have to spend it on books)
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12 years ago
lapdanceking, maybe to some people spending 20+ dollars on dancing exotically is enough for some people. Not everyone wants to jizz their niice pants, especially if those shits are expensive. I just came because you turn me on and know how to have fun. And if OTC/ITC is you guy's then then more power to ya.
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12 years ago
............that doesn't help the fact that you need to dress for success. This also reveals to me that holy shit, you're really a farmer. WTH?
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sounds like I missed a good OTC from a 10. That sucks
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12 years ago
I'm still wearing name brand clothes. Though I'm gonna try out those target pants (and match accordingly) and see what kind of response I get from them. Whether they approach me or not, its only a matter of time. From what I've seen, even if you get the scrub dancer, that entices the next dancer to come and then the next and then the next and if you keep going dance for dance, pretty soon before you hit even HALF of all the dancers, all of them will want to come and see you.
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12 years ago
I'm a normal single dude so I don't go to the strip for any kind of EXTRA. If you wanna give me a handjob because you like my personality (or my face), go ahead. Same with a bj. I'm not paying for that shit so I came for the LP. And I can get a mean boner, but I really can't cum off of just a dance. It isn't physically enticing enough. Usually somehow the wet dreams do the trick just fine.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It has never been slow for me. Seems to run smooth as silk
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12 years ago
umm, is this for money or you guys legit see each other for companionship
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12 years ago
I hear a bucnh of tunnel vision people talking here, and not allowing other theories to cross the minds here. Whether your thinking I'm doing this is because he's black or not, I could care less. The man just got out of jail and whether its 3 years or 3 months, obviously, this man has been sexually deprived and wants to some nice plump female ass, not dick. easiest way for him since he's a known woman abuser, go to a strip club where no dancer will berate because he's their walking ATM. Plus if you know Ray J, he has Ray J with him. That kid's a dumb influence, enough said. Also, perhaps now that he's got all this wealth, maybe he wants to have some quick time fun with it. You guys throw away probably 3000 a year (or more) on clubs so are you any different than him? Yes because you make it last and no because you still blow it on the club. Haw we ever thought HEY, maybe he doesn't want to be a boxer anymore. Why should we EXPECT him to box. Its well known the dangers of boxing (far worse than MMA) and either he got hit in the head too many times or he doesn't want to be reduced to a vegetable anymore. Maybe he just wants to be a rapper now. There's so many accountable reasons for his actions, but by the end of the day, we don't have place to berate him on the choices he makes. Might as well right a complaint to the government saying "hey you're wasting money on sports when they could be used for music and science and other social sciences"
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12 years ago
umm, kind of off topic but what is CR (and CF while I'm at it). Back on topic, I thought they let your dick hang while they dance on you? Seems that way in places I go
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12 years ago
I finally met someone who doesn't drink at the club like me.
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12 years ago
I see......next time I see a stripper I'm telling that bitch "DID YOU BRING MOUTHWASH WITH YA". Still unsure how I should feel about that peck though.
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12 years ago
I USED to like streammate, until I realized it was a waste of fucking money and I discovered strip clubs. Seriously bro, it's worse than a peep show. If I wanted a peep show, I go to my local video store and do it that way. At least you know the girl is real (and may get OTC, I need to experiment with that), even though a peep show is still bad. Bro, just stick to internet porn. It's free, it has the same venture as CGs and the girls do more things in porn. Do you really want to sit there and have a conversation with a bitch who can't even see you? Still, to answer your question. Streammate. SImple, easy and has a LOT of variety.
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12 years ago
So what kind of pants are around that I can wear to the club with soft fabrics that not suit pants (slacks)?
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12 years ago
though according to these definition, I get VERY High Milage, although she never went inside my pants for that. Too many people around for that one. But she put her titties in my face, foribly in my mouth (after reading from here when that happened, I felt gross. How often does she clean those boobs on the job), grinded me hard body, stroked me, even gave me a quick peck on the lips (I was confused between feeling disgusted and happy). I'm not sure whether she gave me a clother BJ or not, not sure what you mean by that for me to be sure. Though me being me, I never splooge. Who splooges on an LD of ANY kind?
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12 years ago
LOL, i find it funny how we just completely ignore the fact that Joey is a trasher that just tried to shit on a fellow member. Kind of foul bro...even if half of that crud was crud. But I can't say about LT. I'd have to be there to judge whether its fair or not. Lets just be glad, he's not trying to kill people is all
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12 years ago
dear god, you sound mad bro. You mad bro? Are ya? Huh? Stop living in the fucking 50s bro, take off those pumps, that's not cool anymore. Secondly, I can't believe half of that shit. Having bitches pay YOU to let them suck on YOUR dick? You sure you weren't role reversing and they weren't trannies? I take everything with a grain of salt and although I feel the heat from this thread, I can't believe it. ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY NERDS can get bitches, ESPECIALLY HOES to talk about their personal lives. You don't need to be fishing for ass just to get it. When I was younger I had MAD girls come to me to tell me their life stories. WHY? Because I was a nice guy and listened. Didn't mean they wanted my dick, just meant they trusted me and really thought i was a friend (which I was at the time, I just wanted to be cutely a couple back then). Just because a bitch tells you she sucked the mayor's dick doesn't mean she wants yours? You're just a good conveersation piece. Why the fuck would it be relevent to keep things like, "the manager wanted me to suck his dick" a secret. No doubt he wanted that. He's the boss, abusing his power is all up in that fucking rule book. No real secrets there. How many black centric clubs you went to, where OTHER BLACK MEN were tossing money like salad. Bet you those black hoes would be much harder than what you fuck with.
At the end of the day bro, while you may believe you were swavy, you just came off as the "nice guy" who they wish their man was. Not a tool, but their good buddy that wasn't a jealous stripper hoe.
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12 years ago
You sir have opened my eyes. The new guy has learned a lot today. Alucard seems to forget that new people (such as myself) show up on this site bi-daily so this sort of information is highly appreciated.
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12 years ago
There are so many ways not to get caught. Two things. Make sure to look inconwspicuous where you go or better yet, do it in your car. Or as vm said, just don't do it.