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11 years ago
@Rachel...well the setup of the club was where the stage was higher than the seats. She would have to bend down and get them because the seats were so low. I was lazy and just didn't want to get up. But Rachel, carl, I shall do that next time for the future. Its just never have I encountered a dancer on stage who doesn't go for the dollar instead of expecting a handout.
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11 years ago
It took a year, but we've reached the 100 mark folks. Let's bump it up to 200
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11 years ago
@Alucard Ii'm guessing it's you. But I thought YOU WERE the voice of reason, the game changer...THE WHITE KNIGHT OF STRIPPERS
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11 years ago
OOOH I GOT ONE! After constantly ordering drinks for myself (LI Ice Tea baby), I decided to slow down and order some pineapple juice. It was busy in the club but usually the bartenders kept up...but they somehow never came back to retrieve my dollars. After waiting 10 minutes (quietly, not even getting dances), I moved to the other side of the bar. I GOT A FREE DRINK...too bad it was juice (nobody better make a pun)
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11 years ago
@DandyDan my friend, that could be generalized for any sort of business that deals with customer interaction, most noticeably retail
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11 years ago
@crsm Dude LOL. You know what probably happened bro. That other guy was probably talking a good game to her and she probably expected a good tip out from him but got nothing and now she tight because everyone in the club knows what happens and she is not getting any sales. HILARIOUS.
@sclvr thanks bro
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11 years ago
Friend's...event...I even wrote it in the story. English wasn't your strong point in high school was it?
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11 years ago
@georgemicrodong "Do some of them try to use their popularity and my approach as an excuse to charge me too much, thinking I'm desperate? Of course they do. That's what the words "no thanks" are for."
"The "to approach a stripper is to bend over and call her daddy" part is complete and utter bullshit. Your assertion makes it sounds like there's no other possibility, which is...ahem, complete and utter bullshit."
I'm not seeing the correlation to how you assume what I said is utter bullshit when you just said the same thing. Do I mean they literally bend you over and have them call you daddy of course not. They just do exactly what you said, overcharge because they think I'm desperate because I asked them. And never did I said it was fair either just to cover any lingering thoughts. I think you've overstepped my thoughts there ol' chap.
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11 years ago
I GOT IT! Tell her you only like dancers who suck your dick. That ought her to go away. No way this won't get desired results. Either she sucks or leaves in disgust.
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11 years ago
If a young college guy came to your club and tipped sparingly but got a whole mess of lap dances (or V.I.P. whatever wasn't a tip and equaled $200+) would you still try to avoid him the next visit or would you actually look past his age and give him those favorable lap dances
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11 years ago
I agree with lowpaw. With a bad economy. girls today don't want to waste time, trying to butter you up because it may take an hour and you may only pay for one dance. I'm not saying that any of you fellas (and lowpaw) will just pay for one dance (unless the first dance sucks) but they're impaitent and need money now. Thus they care less for interaction and more for business. I mean unlelss they love their job. sad truths
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11 years ago
I would think they'd put medicaid before obamacare.
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11 years ago
@LeeH Perhaps Lee, but the abundance of older gentleman here usually are there to pay for the sex. Nice conversation and good times is generally a bonus for the majority here.
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11 years ago
@tumblingdice yes because dating and building relationships is stupid. I'm glad we got these priorities settled. Since you're leaving it to the young bucks, stop stealing all the young woman sheesh
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11 years ago
what's a cherry bomb?
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11 years ago
when one was in grade school, the most sexual thing i thought about was kissing. Didn't know the meaning of the word erotic dancing
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11 years ago
@georgemicrodong so according to your last paragraph, my post isn't complete and utter bullshit. Just a lesser of two evils?
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
actually her body is average for a stripper. And if she was white, her butt would be above average. Personally folks, strip clubs hire women who look FAR worse all the time. She's average and probably better than because her ass is phat even if it's not popping
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11 years ago
well i know to never buy them. Guess we shall stick to just condoms huh? Never like that feeling of that sticky lube anyway (i only dealt with it on condoms but that was bad too). Probably make me loose a boner from the lube feeling.
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11 years ago
And their old men too, so...they forgot what it's like to actually DATE. Not everyone wants to pay for play. Some guys just want a relationship
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11 years ago
Wish I could meet a stripper for a cup of tea and pleasent conversation outside the club. None of these gents here can help you because your version of OTC isn't listed in the guidelines on being a patron
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Tell her to do a little bit more cardio. The stomach obviously isn't up to standards. And her butt needs a little bit more plump for the jump
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11 years ago
Sounds like you had some damn impatient dancers upon you. Can't even talk for 5 minutes before giving up? What a damn shame. Some say its because your too young looking I dunno man. I'm 22 as well, and I especially look my age when I shave, I look slightly older with my 10 0'clock shadow, but not by much yet the girlies still ask me. If you willing to, get up, find a girl that's chilling (that you find attractive), do not care if she's on the phone or talking with a buddy, disrupt the hell outta her and ask for some dances.
If you're like me, and asking isn't really your thing, then try another club because that seems to be regular nation that club and your the squid of the group.
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11 years ago
Wait, wait wait....2 for $40 is a special? Where the hell do you club at? $20 is the regular price for one lap dance. When you've gotten a 2 for $20 special, talk to us. i accidentally stumbled upon it. Successes are usually by accident lol
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11 years ago
to approach a stripper is to bend over and call her daddy. She will feel like she's on a pedestal and your beneath her and probably give you a sub-par lap dance because after all, you wanted her more than she wanted you. I don't approach...I suggest, I get....no I'm lying I never got a waitress or anyone to get a girl for me. Nah I just chill, watch the hotties on stage, and the ones that notice I'm giving them extra attention...GENERALLY head towards my direction.