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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Alucard R.I.Poh my goodness; I hope my last words to him weren't horrible. I am really sadden by this turn of events no joke. And apparently Yoda died too. I think I chose the wrong day to come back. I'll pray for his soul later on tonight.
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10 years ago
Back in black and ready for crackah thanks for the love. Yeah was interning as a graphic Designer and didn't have much time for clubs and whatnot. We'll see what happens in the future, but right now got a lot of unusal freelance jobs, which is kind of inspiring me to make those wacky t-shirts shadowcat usually buys lol
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Alucard R.I.Phow do you guys know that's the same jeffrey/Alucard?
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Alucard R.I.Pwait so for real alucard is dead? OMG that's terrible. ANd 60 is the new 50 too.
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10 years ago
Founder, where are our pics?mikey has a point. By the time I'm ready for the whore houses, I'll be at a night club drunk trying to score.
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10 years ago
Back in black and ready for crackBeen thinking about it for a long time. The appeal of paying for sex seemed like a good idea but I realized it would only make me depressed so lap dances are the wave of the future.
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10 years ago
A Walk on the Quick SandJerikson, I think it's due to relatability followed by "good" linguistic skills. Both the bf and the stripper are essentially losers looking for romance and probably honestly do want to move up in the world. But the bf and the stripper are stuck in their ways the bf worse off of course but she can't simply feel comfortable around rich "studs" like you all because your linguistic skills "suck" and they feel inferior to your social status compared to their own. Look at it this way, your a business man hanging around a bunch of low brow but talented artists... I'll one up you. Your hanging around a rapper. You both have money but your social stature makes it hard to fit yourself in with the rapper crowd wanting you to remove yourself am I right?
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10 years ago
A Walk on the Quick SandWhy are you an idiot for. If you know she is a heartbreaker, and willing my repaid what she owed in sex and you knew that's the best your gonna get, where's the idiotcy here?
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10 years ago
A Walk on the Quick SandThe baby sounds like a Nazi. Didn't know that was anybody's thing
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10 years ago
OT: Do you find it hard to believe this guy?I just looked up this LMN guy and he sounds hilarious. If only his life story were real, I'd party with that guy (and steal his money). What a hoot. I won'der if he'll lend a brother a couple grand.
zipman: he also wrote the following in the next "paragraph" - But by then it was too late. In my head, I was a Rolex type of guy. So I bought another one-- a real one this time. -
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10 years ago
OT - what is the greatest age difference?I was 20 when my first ever girlfriend was 32. I'm now 23 lol
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10 years ago
Homeschoolingwild dogs. they actually will teach him how to survive, eat, kill and hunt. She'll teach him how to beg and...wait can't teach him to strip, he's a boy. Isn't she upset she didn't get a girl.
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11 years ago
What would you do if your OTC showed up at your door unannounced?@sharkhunter I tried OTC twice this year....it failed both times. The first time, the chick never showed up to my designated area. Called me an hour later saying she's there, and I was long gone (she said she'd be there in 20 minutes). I didn't believe her but it didn't matter because I was away from the designated meeting spot.
Second time I tried some other...not ugly but not drop dead georgous (or the girl I made arrangements with) looking chick showed up to my destination and out of the car from the passanger seat. Luckily for me, I used my brain and made the smart decision to use a different address three blocks away from my house, and in front of a bus stop. Also kept the phone on silent so when she called she wouldn't realize I was the person. She tried to assume I was the guy but I told her I didn't know her and was waiting for the bus.
In retrospect this was an escort site but still....OTC is definitely a gamble game if I say so.
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11 years ago
What would you do if your OTC showed up at your door unannounced?LMFAO true or not, I felt that when she said: “But I don’t want a happy ending with you anymore,†that hurt REAL bad. I really felt that and it was still hilarious. That site had some funny stories too. Bump the pink site, this site is the new go to. Now the question is....is it true. Still thanks for brightening up my dreary days.
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11 years ago
Asian EscortsYou into spinners bro? Because all I ever see of the "hot" ones are the skinny ones. Either their skinny or fat...no shape inbetween.
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11 years ago
Nebraska sure does have psychotic people on their stafff@Mikeya02 Gee Mikeya, way to bring race into this. I didn't say anything regarding race, yet you just got to bring it in. And you wonder why people still complain about racism. Why are you singling out the black teens playing the knockout game where there are far more other races than just blacks doing it? Matter of fact, why bring THAT up? None of those kids even have a job let alone work for the government?
@deogol welp, his fat ass got plenty of time and some dollars to blow at real strip clubs before he must resort to cheap beer.
@ime if a bus driver tried that, the passenger would no doubt be fighting back tipsy or not. These NYers do not like to have hands put on them. This is from living day to day in the hustle and bustle of NYC. Generally the majority of passengers you see or middle through lower class citizens as opposed to those with a higher paying salary in Wall Street for example would ride public transport....or at least take the bus. And a lot of people are not afraid to get their hands dirty in a fight...before you start asking for evidence.
I was hoping to avoid a racial argument but somebody had to do it I suppose.
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11 years ago
Jack Shacks?Wtf are you talking about? What's a jack shack
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11 years ago
Would you defend your fave?While I have no fav and while i don't really care too much about being captain save a hoe, I defend any person who is being wrongfully assaulted. When it comes to being attacked, it doesn't matter if your a piece of crap hooker or someone I dislike, I don't let someone be abused for nothing. As for stage, I'd tell him to get down. It won't get crazy until there is violence.
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
A "Stripper Gene"?@ime why is it YOU? Only you demand ME? ONLY ME of evidence. I would think many would realize that I don't care enough to take an hour to give out some exemplary evidence (of course this is the part where someone says never say never). If you don't agree, just say so man sheesh.
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11 years ago
trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Knowing a Stripper's Real Identityask demeaning things*
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11 years ago
trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Knowing a Stripper's Real IdentityNope, I don't ask demeaning. I'm too proudful to allow even my girlfriend to buy me a dollar sandwich. Where in my post did you get an inkling of an idea like that? I don't even want to see these girls (most anyway) outside the club.
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11 years ago
trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Knowing a Stripper's Real IdentityOr they could be, like I used to do, trying to make simply conversation....I did used to ask probing questions, but only so we could get familiar, she could eventually get comfortable and we could BOTH enjoy the lap dances she gave.
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11 years ago
trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Knowing a Stripper's Real Identitythey ask because inevitably they want to date you. You who are they're fantasy come to life are too good to be true and they forget that most dancers will NOT date men that they see in clubs, but it doesn't hurt to try (usually). By hoping to get all personal with you, perhaps they feel superior to these other gentlemen and you will place them on a pedastal and perhaps consider dinner and a movie...or at the very least offer free lap dances (or free sex, whichever the super monger goes for). Just try to remind every customer that you're just a fantasy and not interested in giving names, the same polite way you tell us you do, and I'm sure word would get around.
That's all it is, wanting to turn a stripper into a housewife. After all, how many girls can you find on the streets that super comfortable to walk around strangers on the regular in skimpy lingere (outside the beach)? Or is at hot as you (to many eyes)?
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11 years ago
[Update] I got extras without any extra cash, and I wasn't expecting it.I'm not sure whether to feel sorry or call bullshit. But this is definetely a prime example of why we should advocate for condoms....or just don't fuck strippers. Either or really.
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11 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Shameful State of AffairsGood to know your well read...