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10 years ago
If you get their number, one benefit out of that is, while OTC may be a akin to a losing gambling problem, they will never be late, haggle or fool around with time at the strip club.
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10 years ago
Not a single stripper is willing to give this young buck their number. Guess it doesn't work in every location there ranukam. Hell, I'm more expectant when they say "let me get a napkin and a pen". By then, you already know the game is lost.
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10 years ago
I wouldn't even smell a stripper's titties let alone ass. And don't even ask me to smell her pussy. That's just suicide.
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10 years ago
Probably explains why I'm not interested in porn since all we see is monkey fucking imitation: doggie style and anal BORING. Guess I'll never whack the ol' noodle. Oh well, getting the dick sucked probably feels better.
@DandyDan what's a porn shop lol
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10 years ago
Any "pro" pornstar does anal more than once in her life. If you want the quality ones, get ready to siphon through all the anal bullshit. I tell ya, tthat shit is gross. Why not watch a tranny video if that's the case. Fucking something that's only meant to excrete. shiver me timbers (not in a good way)
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10 years ago
get your female friend to suck his dick? That ought to be a first
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10 years ago
@JohnSmith69 you really believe some of these strippers honestly turn down lotto winning cash to stay "pure". There's a point where your the blame for their own lies. There's a limit to the amount ANYONE says no. It's not like it's an asshole their fucking. People are asking to fuck what's suppose to be fucked. Are you positive they were telling the truth to such things $15K?
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10 years ago
It's a very confusing process for me. Let me explain:
I hate being waited on and have grown up to rely on myself so I am DIY sort of guy (would build my own house and grow my own food if I it wasn't so time consuming). So I hate using waitresses at clubs, hate people trying to get things for me, hate the bathroom attendant squirting soap and handing me a towel. I'm an adult, I can do for myself.
Of course, the feeling of holding hands is always nice but then I feel like I'm needy and I hate that. So I just hold loosely if she holds my hand to the lap dance chairs and if she lets go, I just let it go. At least they have nice soft hands. All very confusing for me personally.
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10 years ago
@JohnSmith69 I wouldn't use beef as an example since food is essential for living. Going to the STRIP CLUB for sex is not and is a luxury. You don't buy grade D beef because:
1) they wouldn't sell it (legally)
2) it's detrimental to your health and probably kill you
If you must make comparisons, do something akin to like...going to watch a football game live Front Row seats.
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10 years ago
JamesSD makes a solid point. So the blame should go to the patrons who support these 1k ideals. especially when paying $500 for an hour of VIP and GENERALLY it only includes touchy dancing and MAYBE some kissing. Members of TUSCL are the exception, not the rule.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
your posting in January?
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10 years ago
I don't ever bother. Your link says it all. Even underground these hoes are racist. I'm better off getting a blow in the streets.
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10 years ago
LMAO!!!!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm with rockstar on this one. To watch it is to show some sort of fascination with the devices of child trafficking and I don't need to watch it to know it's disgusting. Who really gets off on fucking little kids? Real sickos I tellz ya
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10 years ago
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
@rockstar666 I thought strippers always get naked before their dance with you? Have I been getting luck or is your area crappy?
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10 years ago
@JohnSmith your link is exactly the reason you should never take a hoe with you for vacation. Don't expect her to be faithful.
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10 years ago
dark meat. More juice, more protein, overall better flavor
White meat is as dry as the desert. BLAH
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10 years ago
@JohnSMith69 I'll go with the former statement my good sir since I will admit I am barely here these days
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10 years ago
Another good favorite is seeing a girl brush her teeth before conducting any "business" with me. Nothing sexier than a clean woman.
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10 years ago
DS must be a new term or I've been absent too long because I never heard that term used before.
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10 years ago
The number one thing that gets me excited: Bountifuls of all my favorite foods. That'll give me a hard on even seconds after I explode.
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10 years ago
ever talk to a stripper about stocks and bonds....I did,. I don't remember exactly how the conversation went, but I just gave up and said she's really cute trying to think. SHe actually thanked me and felt a pleasurable chill when I gave her the magic touch (wasn't even penetration, I love being me).
I actually lost a boner because the stupidity was strong with this one.
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10 years ago
@zipman and a cosmo is more manilier? You guys are full of it. Hey if it takes less effort for him to get fuzzy that's good on his wallet and liver. If you have to drink more to get drunk, then that's never good for your liver bro.
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10 years ago
I've been living alone since age 21...I'm 23 today LOVE IT!
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10 years ago
Dear John, as a young buck, your too negative about life. Gotta go ballz deep in life to enjoy it. Embarrassment is all apart of life. But like we all agree, there is no true easy equivalency.
@shadowcat you still need to train a LOT to even be a bench warmer so I wouldn't count that. And not all tall guys are destined for basketball.
So can we safely say that there is absolutely NO legal equivalent that requires no REAL training to make $500 easy a night. Man and these women still bitch about life is hard when they have the potential to make a quick buck and double it when their days of stripping come to a close.
very true @chandler but they have an easier time getting the end result because they have what every PL wants, available sexing...as long as they keep up their appearances.
@rockstar the funny thing about that is, you still have to learn how to manage finances quick because one wrong step can easily land you in jail vs snorting coke ONCE in your life and still looking good for women. And you gotta watch out for the cops.