Comments by carl95 (page 2)

Cause all the white guys they bang use condoms?

Is that Paula Deen?

@goonster Why are her sons in the same room while you do her doggie style?

I was gonna do a MFK like this wife Jackie O and Princess Diana but couldn't come up with an equal third. Like Shadowcat, I thought Grace Kelly for a moment but that wouldn't be fair as she was famous in her own right beforehand. I did also consider Carla Bruni but she doesn't match their pedigree. Queen Noor would probably match them in class but Queen Rania is hotter...

Costs #1-6 should be considered normal costs for every woman.

Nobody ever considers the possibility that T levels should go down as you age. Hormones are not something I would mess with unless I literally lost a nut. If you've got low T I'd suggest making sure you don't have hypothyroidism first.

Normally I'm all over the Asians but this chick isn't doing it for me. First off that elbow bending the wrong way every time she points freaks me out. Then there is her legs, girl needs to do some squats or lunges give them some shape, as it is those chubby sticks are just rolling into her knees. Speaking of chub... http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx66/Carl_Betz/jasmine_zps4df586af.jpg

Rack Headlights and for the Bros out there, Chesticles.

Uhhh, it's Floriduh... stand your ground. Problem solved.

Hmmm... we don't list anything on/near Duval Street. Looking at googlemaps it's mostly churches and hair places. I wonder if it's this club "Boo Jay's". The sign on the side of the building says "25 and up" and "No Drugs on Premises" but there is a BBQ smoker in the parking lot(street view). On the related note of living near strip clubs, Lennar just started building houses behind my favorite dive club in a development that had been previously scrapped.

Where is the 'bang her and tell your son she's a pro' option?

"Make a blowjob(?) I wonder what that recipe looks like." Half a shot of Kahlua, half a shot of Irish Cream, top with whipped cream.

"...what's not to like?" blurry parts

dolphins are pervs http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5b_1288959653

Did you hear about the hermit that overdosed on Viagra? Nobody was around to get him off so he ended up with a case of pariahpism.

Like keno?

She's a British 8.

No, because the Freemasons require your to believe in the Great Architect of the Universe.

Fuck!ng_pr3tty_r0ses, passphrases aren't that hard

I guess it depends where it was found. Was it on the floor, on the seat or in a trash can?

Yeah, Benny Hill music was called Yakety Sax.

Papi is right, this is the problem with MIA baby daddies. This kid should have had a dad around to teach him that snitches get stitches. Then he wouldn't have talked to a cop and mom would have been fine.

The strip club is a fragile ecosystem and the whale often plays a vital role in it. If whales never came to your club what would happen to the quality of the girls? If the whales weren't blowing large amounts of cash, keeping the club in the black, what crazy shit would the manager try to pull? Gouging the customers(harder) and screwing the dancers(harder) with extra fees? And when the dancers get annoyed you know you'll be feeling it to some degree.

Them-Gloria > Laura Branigan-Gloria

This must be why Bieber is looking to buy a house in Buckhead.