Reviews by Agent_Zero

I’d rather have gone to the fucking LIBRARY than waste my time here like I did this past Saturday. I visited Ebony Inn on Saturday, February 22, 2014 around 4:30pm. I ONLY came here to…

The problem with Club Extasy in a nutshell: DANCER ATTITUDES. I arrived at Club Extasy on Friday, January 10, 2014 at around 10:30pm. The place was shit dead. The best looking dancer there was Fancy.…

I was here last night Friday, December 27, 2013 around 11pm. The story goes: The Manager of this club is a very honorable guy. I felt an urge to check out a stripclub after work…

I’ve never return to Ebony Inn. I arrived around 5pm on Saturday, December 21, 2013. They increased the cover to $14. No biggie though. I enter the club and the place is packed. There were…

Okay, so I was here Friday, October 18, 2013 around 11pm. The story goes: The Manager of this club text me around 3pm Friday, October 18, 2013 while I was at work and told me…

Farewell, Club Extasy. Good girls, great layout, BAD MANAGEMENT. I got to Club Extasy around 10:30pm on Saturday, August 31, 2013. I see my homies in security as I walk in. Cool people. As I…

First and last visit. Do not waste your time with Puzzles. Friendly staff… but poor layout, and bad dancer quality. So the story goes: I contacted my homie Rell about Puzzles. I also read his…

The place is STILL a dump. DO NOT WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME HERE. I visited Harley Rider’s at 11:30pm on Saturday, August 31, 2013. I had literally JUST left Club Extasy and decided to walk…

The more money you have at this club the more problems it brings. The following is a TRUE STORY and users must read. I have been to this club plenty of times and this is…

The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee" from PG County. She is not worth your time. Trust me. Okay, so I was here last night, Friday, August 17, 2013. I arrived at the club around…

The quality of dancers has plummeted. In fact, I ALMOST did not get a lap dance this night. It would have been a FIRST. Smh. I went to Club X on Saturday, August 10, 2013…

This place is okay. Nothing to be too enthusiastic about. I give it a grade of “B”. First off, let me give th club basic to satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Bazz & Crue (commonly referred…

Ebony Inn is still going pretty strong. First, let me satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Ebony Inn is located at 5367 Sheriff Road in Fairmount Heights, Maryland. The best time to visit this club is…

Club Extasy is starting to go downhill. The Management is making costly mistakes. The top dancers are either gone or on their way out. Smh. The “Best strip club in the area” is starting to…

Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only one dancer here who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10. The rest are all 5s and 6s. So the story goes: I went to Sinsaysionals around 11pm…

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips. The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one…

[In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, I know you wanna bite this, it’s soooo enticing, I’m a make you my chick! :0 The “Best strip club in the area” award goes to…

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!! I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works but…

DO NOT GO TO MACOMBO LOUNGE. The place is GARBAGE. Okay so here is the story: I was riding the 70 bus headed to Silver Spring around 2pm today Tuesday, March 19, 2013. I was…

Pool table, television, good food, on point club music, attractive women… Ebony Inn is second only to Club Extasy in regards to PG County strips. So here’s the story: I got to Ebony Inn today…

Don’t go to Club Plush. The dancer quality is not good. It is mostly flat back dancers and average looking girls. So the story goes I have only been to Club Plush three times. This…

Club X will be going downhill soon. But as it stands it is still the best strip in PG County. Pool tables, televisions, good rap music, snacks, and "Grade A" dancers. I'm a regular at…

The Penthouse has fallen off big time. It is no longer a true strip club. It is more like a lounge that has strippers. Let me give you all the 4-1-1 on “The House.” Till…

“Sins” has definitely fallen off. The dancer quality has plummeted. There was once a time that this club had 4 to 5 DIME piece dancers. A “dime piece” for all you lames refers to a…

Club Extasy is still the best strip in PG County. I dropped by last Friday night. I am a regular at this club. Let me give some background info first... The club opens at 8pm…