Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!...

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!

I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works but the place had top notch strippers. Big booty galore. Mocha, Mulan, and Fancy were the top dancers in this spot back then. Fat asses. Mocha was also the first dancer I ever got dance with. It was so memorable. And the way she rotated her booty was borderline hypnotizing. Lol. A man’s DREAMS. But now the Penthouse needs to upgrade its dancer quality and rid itself of this whole “club” vibe and just be a regular strip club.

I had given up on the Penthouse in February 2013 but I went to the Penthouse last night because my homie Rell suggested I check out a new dancer named “Brooke.” Well, I got there around 10:30pm. The place was relatively busy. Just relatively. I saw my old homie Mulan working behind the counter! I was shocked to see her. She used to strip here. She has a big butt, a cute “innocent” face, and a great personality. She sort of reminds me of “Rihanna with a booty”. It was cool to see her. I was wondering why she wasn’t on stage. I forgot to ask her though because I was sooooo surprised to see her. I hadn’t seen her in almost a year.