This place is okay. Nothing to...

This place is okay. Nothing to be too enthusiastic about. I give it a grade of “B”.

First off, let me give th club basic to satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Bazz & Crue (commonly referred to as simply “Bazz” by strip club veterans) is a semi-private club and you easily miss it. It is located at 7752 Marlboro Pike in Forestville, Maryland. On your Global Positioning System (GPS) the address may come up as being in DISTRICT HEIGHTS. Just letting you know. This perplexity occurs because Forestville is an unincorporated area and as such its land boundaries are unofficial. Therefore, your GPS will list 7752 Marlboro Pike as being in the closest adjacent incorporated town… which is District Heights. Anyone who frequents this place knows that it is actually in Forestville though. The club is very discrete and does not appear as a strip club. It appears as an abandoned shopping center.

One you initially enter you will think you entered a mural of Black History. There are images of famous Black leaders everywhere. I actually like the images… but they should not be in a strip club. No way in hell. Just saying. The images should be replaced with images of porn stars or other famous dancers or models. The cover is $20. What is strange about this club is that it is a “private” membership club and they are required to scan your identification. I did not like this too much. Then they make you sign a contract or something of the sort. I will never visit this club again just because of that.