Reviews by Agent_Zero

This club sucks. It’s pretty simple. The club looks nice but the dancer quality is nonexistent. The cover is reasonable at $10 at the door plus a mandatory drink (I got a cranberry juice for…

This review is going to be very short because I did not spend more than 15 minutes in this club. I came here after class around 10:30pm. The cover was $20. I know better than…

I’m going to be straight to the point in this review. I came to Norma Jeans last Friday, November 21, 2014. I came to see if there was any new talent and I didn’t have…

Hey, Fellas. I’m going to make this review super simple for anyone thinking about going to this club or those who haven’t been to this club in a while. I arrived at this club on…

I came to Norma Jeans with my buddy around 11pm on Friday, October 24, 2014. I came there to see if there was any new talent. I was pretty disappointed the last time I was…

I hadn’t been to this club in a while, so I went around 4pm on Monday, October 20, 2014. It’s pretty much the same old song and dance at this spot. I parked my car…

I was here Saturday, October 11, 2014 around 12midnight. My plan was to visit Club Extasy. But when I arrived at Club Extasy the place was closed and an Ethiopian in the front was telling…

Norma Jeans is a solid club. I am a very hard grader, but I will be objective in this review. I went to Norma Jeans on Friday, September 5, 2014 at 11pm. I’m from Washington…

This club does not live up to the hype nor exceed my expectations. I went to Hustler’s club after leaving Norma Jeans around 12 midnight. Norma Jeans is probably the best club on the Baltimore…

This club is B-More’s version of Harley Riders in PG County. Not good. The dancers here are pretty much dinosaurs and I’d rather go to the library than go here. I came into this club…

The first time I was here was in December 2012 with a friend. So I decided to check it out while I was on the Baltimore block last night. I will most likely not visit…

If it weren’t for Harley Riders, Club Plush would be the worst strip club in PG County. I visited this club Saturday, August 30th around 11pm. I hadn't been to this club since December 2013…

I visited Club X Friday, August 15th around 11pm. I hadn’t been to this club in months and I decided to head there just to conduct some reconnaissance. The cover is still $22 and the…

This club is NOT the best in the area. I’d rather spend a day at the National Zoo than come here. The customer service is HORRIBLE; besides two or three dimes the girls are just…

Bazz & Crue is a good club. The customer service here is great. Even the bathroom is very clean. Bazz is located at 7752. It's easy to miss because it's in the cut of a mall.…

My friend was afraid to come here alone because the club is in a sort of rough area in Hyattsville, Maryland, Prince George’s County. The club is indeed in a rough area, but there's sooooooo…

I don’t know why so many people praise this club. I have been here three or four times and it is not a good club. <br> <br> The last time I was here was Friday, May 9,…

Bullet hole dancers, temperamental staff, and ape-like Little Wayne clone nigga customers. I don't think I will ever return here. <br> <br> I arrived to Ebony Inn around 3:30pm on Saturday, May 24, 2014. I only came…

I arrived at Bazz around 10:30pm on Friday, May 16, 2014. Bazz is actually a pretty good club. The layout is the nicest I’ve seen of all PG County strip clubs. There are a multitude…

Man, Extasy has fallen wayyyyyyyyyy off. Don’t waste your time here. I won’t set foot in here for a LONG time. <br> <br> I arrived at Club Extasy around 11pm on Friday, May 9, 2014. I was…

There’s a reason this club fell from #3 to #11 on the “Highest Rated Maryland Strip Clubs” list... the customer service SUCKS. It sucks worse than Monica Lewinsky's lips on President Bill Clinton’s pencil penis.…

I have one word for this club: GHETTO. This club would be a great place for the 60 year olds and older. Ebony Inn is definitely going downhill. I came here Friday, April 18, 2014…

The dancers look great but their attitudes are nastier than fucking rotted onions. In a nutshell Club Extasy (Club X) is located at 6306 Old Branch Avenue in Temple Hills, Maryland. The club opens at…

The roaches came out in FORCE tonight. Smh. Let me explain. I arrived at Club Extasy around 11:30pm on Friday, February 28, 2014. The place was DEAD. I’m talking dead like Osama Bin-Laden dead. The…

As soon as I hit the door... I KNEW I MADE A MISTAKE COMING HERE. I came to Bazz around 11pm on Saturday, February 22, 2014. I hadn’t been here in a while. I only…