I was here last night Friday,...

I was here last night Friday, December 27, 2013 around 11pm.

The story goes: The Manager of this club is a very honorable guy. I felt an urge to check out a stripclub after work and I text him letting him know I’d come down. I arrived to the club around 11pm. As I am approaching the entrance I see yellow police tape in the parking lot and a chalk figure of a body on the concrete. I also noticed some broken glass and bullet shells on the ground as well. I saw this last time I was here a few months ago, so I am not certain if something new went down or if it was the same shit from last time. A shootout clearly took place in the parking lot here. No doubt about it. I’ll be honest with you; the club is in Capitol Heights, Maryland near the Addison Road Metro Station. The area is ROUGH. Do not go alone. Go there with a friend.

So I enter the club and get patted down by the Harry Potter midget. He is an okay guy, but come on… --a midget as club security in an area that everyone knows is shit dangerous--, you will not be safe there. As for the dancers, the manager will tell you the star of this club is "Crystal Blue" or “Cola”. I give both of them only a 7 out of 10. So that goes to show you right there that the quality of dancers is pretty much dinosaur-like. There is a dancer there named “Cutie” who told me she had been working there a week. She is okay. I’d give her an 8 out of 10. She should be working at a B-Grade club like Ebony Inn. Not a C-Grade club like Club Plush.