The quality of dancers has plummeted....

The quality of dancers has plummeted. In fact, I ALMOST did not get a lap dance this night. It would have been a FIRST. Smh.

I went to Club X on Saturday, August 10, 2013 around 11pm. When I got there I saw some of the old security guys who I’m real cool with. Cool people. The cover was $22. As I get into the club I notice there are only 10 dancers there. Not what I expected for a Saturday night. There were a bunch of dykes (homosexual females) sitting in “pervert’s row” too. They were just having a good ‘ole time with their homosexual selves. Smh. The replay of the Washington Deadskins game was on television. And some guys were in the back playing pool.

An hour went by. It was now 12midnight and there were no stunners in the club. There was a skinny little dancer with a little bubble butt named “Barbie” on stage. She was maybe 30-22-34. She had an okay butt, but not the type I like. There was a Spanish girl with a big butt, but it was wide and not thick. Not too mesmerizing to me. The types of butts I like are Buffie the Body, Mz Booty, or Pebbelz da Model. Those are the types of butts I like. The best girl in the club at this point was maybe an 8. That was Barbie. But I was NOT going to dance with her.