Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here...

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips.

The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one drink ($7) minimum. Plus, you must tip the waitress for the drink. At least $1. So essentially, it was an $18 cover. I decided I was going to stop patronizing this club a while ago after the large infusion of dyke customers into the club. But I heard from another TUSCL user/member about a dancer named “Brooke” who is supposedly a perfect 10 dime piece. So I decided to check out the rumor for myself. Well, I did not get a chance to see Brooke. Or did I??? Now that I think about it, I wonder if Brooke is also a waitress there. I saw a waitress who was a perfect 10 with a very nice booty... but she was not dancing. She was fully clothed and waiting tables. I wonder if SHE was Brooke. I have indeed seen other dancers waiting tables there before. Like Mulan for instance used to wait tables there sometimes as well as strip.

I also had a bad experience with one of the dancers here tonight. A BIG breasted Black dancer got on the satellite stage next to me and started dancing. She had HUGE sexy breasts, but I am not a breast guy. I like a big booty. I could tell she was trying to get my attention so I avoided eye contact with her. So then she got so bold as to approach me and attempt to run her stripper game on me. She asked me my name, where I’m from… blah, blah, blah. She then asked me am I tipping tonight. I told her I would tip when there was someone I wanted to tip. She got a little annoyed and just started pressing me for a dollar. It was annoying. She would not take no for an answer. She did all that and I STILL did not tip her. Lol. I am no rookie to the strip club scene at all. It takes more than annoyance to separate me from my ca$h.