[In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake,...

[In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, I know you wanna bite this, it’s soooo enticing, I’m a make you my chick! :0

The “Best strip club in the area” award goes to Club Extasy! I am from Washington DC but almost never frequent Washington DC clubs ever since the dismal fall of the Penthouse (aka The House) which is now dyke (homosexual female) galore. I virtually exclusively patronize Club Extasy and Ebony Inn. Club Extasy has a multitude of top notch dancers with Fancy and Mocha being the feature dime pieces.

I went to Club X last night and got there around 9:30pm. The cover is actually lower before 10pm on Friday and Saturday nights. After 10pm you’ll be paying $22. Before that it is $12. As I get the pat down I chat with the security a little bit. Cool people who handle their business. I like that and respect that $hit. They’ll treat YOU right if you treat THEM right. But get out of line and there’s a fist full of pain with your name on it. As I step inside there are not too many customers and not too many dancers on floor. Just the way I like it. [Aside: I loathe when a club is so crowded and you have to fight to get dancer’s attention.] BUT I do see both Fancy and Mocha. So I knew it would be a good night.