Reviews by Agent_Zero

It’s like going through fucking airport security just getting into this club. I got here on Saturday night after 1am (It's technically Sunday morning). The chinese guy at the front desk (I shall refer to…

This club is a waste of wood. If President Donald Trump wants to “Bomb the shit” out of something, he can make this his first target. The dancers here are old, busted, mean, dirt ugly,…

Stay far away from this club. I was here on Saturday night, November 19th and I swear on my life I won’t step back in this club for a lonnnnnnnng time… if ever. There are…

I was in Charlotte the last weekend in October. It was very warm. Probably 80 degrees every day I was there. I decided to make the four hour drive to Atlanta since I would be…

This club is becoming hit or miss. All the old favorites like Mocha, Fancy, Brick House, Uniqua (Unique), and others are no longer here. I was here around 1:30am. It was crowded as I expected.…

Don’t waste your time coming here. The music is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too loud to enjoy yourself. And Management WON’T turn it down. Smh. Trust me, I know… I asked them to and nothing happened. The club…

The good 'ole days of the strip club experience are GONE. I visited E.I., 2’ o’clock Club, and Fuego Friday night just to see if there was any new talent. I haven’t been to a…

Don’t waste your money nor ear drums in this fucked up club. I had never been here before. I read reviews that it was a knock off of Bazz and Crue. So after I left…

I arrived to this club after a disappointing visit to Norma Jeans earlier in the evening. I arrived at 12:30am on Saturday (Sunday morning). I haven’t been to this club in a LONNNNNNNGGGGG time. Parking…

From my home in Washington DC to Norma Jeans in Baltimore is a 40 minute ride. But I was up to nothing and decided to make a trip. I read some reviews on this site…

I was in this club last night. I met my girlfriend in this club months ago. Y’all know her as “Miami”. So I don’t really do the strip club thing anymore. I got her out…

From my home in Washington DC to Norma Jeans in Baltimore is a 40 minute ride on Interstate Highyway 295. I enjoy the ride though. I arrived here around 11pm on Saturday, September 5. I…

I hadn’t been to a strip club in a long time. This is not my “I’m Back” review. Not at all. Actually I may never return to this club. I arrived to E.I. around 1am…

This was my first ever visit to the Mile High Lounge. I arrived here on Tuesday, March 31, 2015 around 8pm. The address is actually “6420” Aaron Lane, and not “7911”. It is in the…

I arrived her on Saturday, March 28, 2015 around 12midnight. This club is pretty good. The only problem I have with this club is that it has more of a party atmosphere rather than a…

This club has DEFINITELY taken a nose dive into the dark and shallow pit of misery. I arrived at Bazz around 2am on Friday night/Saturday morning on March 28, 2015. I made this trip to…

There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with this club that I can’t recommend it. It should be noted that I’m a well respected user on this site. My reviews are honest and I try to be…

I have one word for this club: GHETTO. I have one suggestion for this club: DON’T COME HERE. I arrived to this club on a Tuesday night around 10pm I believe. Usually I’d park in…

This review shall be a mix of club details and my personal experience this particular day at Ebony Inn. I hope my buddy Chulo isn’t reading this. Lol. I can already expect to hear him…

Around 11pm on Friday, February 6, 2015 I was crossing East Baltimore Street to head to Norma Jeans when I was approached by some hustlers on the corner who ran some “game” and convinced me…

I came here on a Friday night in January 2015. I can’t remember the exact date but my experience was sooooooooo deplorable it probably doesn’t even matter if I remember honestly. It was a little…

This review will be the 100th review of Norma Jeans. Also, this may be my final review for a while on this site in general. I entered Norma Jeans a little after midnight on Saturday,…

Tonight was a typical night for me at Fuego. I arrived here around 11:30pm after I wasted an hour of my life at Showcase Theater in Beltsville. As I park my car and begin walking…

I’m about to chew a particular dancer up and spit her out like plain bubble gum. “I’m not a killer but don’t push me” (in my Tupac Shakur voice). So I read some reviews on…

I used to like Bazz & Crue. But now I almost never step foot in this place. I came here on December 31, 2014. I had heard promotions on my car radio about Bazz and…