Sinsaysionals
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9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706

Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only...

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Agent_Zero
Jun 23, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only one dancer here who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10. The rest are all 5s and 6s.

So the story goes: I went to Sinsaysionals around 11pm last night (Saturday, June 23, 2013). The last time I was at Sinsaysionals was in early February 2013. The place was a piece of shit then and I vowed never to return. Well, I went back on my word in order to see if there was any new talent. There is NO new talent whatsoever that is worth your time. I did see Cherokee who is a dancer who used to dance at Ebony Inn. So I guess some dancers are really down on their luck. To get demoted from Ebony Inn to Sinsaysionals is embarrassing. Ebony Inn is not all that great in itself. It’s like a Community College Adjunct Professor being demoted to teaching High School English.

When I arrived to the club I noticed the security guard outside was drinking beer from a Vitamin Water bottle. This is a big time FAIL. Security should NEVER drink while on duty. NEVER. Alcohol impairs your functioning and strip clubs usually do not tolerate their staff drinking while on duty. Just goes to show you how ghetto Sinsaysionals has become. The guy also performed the worst pat down on me in the history of pat downs. I probably could have come up in there with a .44 Magnum and he would have never realized it. He was too impaired from the alcohol. Smh.

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