Reviews by Agent_Zero

The Ebony Inn has really stepped up. The club has pool tables, a full-bar, good food, the music is on point, a VIP room, affordable dances, and televisions. The dancer quality is pretty good too.…

The Inn is BACK! Good looking girls… renovated space… full-bar… good music… I recommend. So the story goes I read some reviews on TUSCL about new renovations to the club. My first experience at…

This club is a piece of $hit. Don't waste your time. Okay, so my friend and I were coming back from a trip visiting Baltimore strip clubs which disappointed us greatly. We got to Harley…

At Kings and Diamonds there are more lesbians receiving lap dances than there are men! NOT GOOD! So the story goes, my friend is from Silver Spring, Maryland; and I'm from Washington DC. We pre-planned…

Too many females customers here... but this is a decent club. So the story goes, after my friend and I left Kings & Diamonds after a horrible experience, we went to Norma Jeans which only…

Another great night at Club Exstasy. 3 to 5 dime piece dancers… pool tables… TV’s… good music… I still recommend. It's been a little while since I went to the strip. First, let me…

I think Sinsaysionals may be going downhill soon. But as it stands NOW, it is still a top five strip joint. This review is based on my most recent visit which was in early…

They made decent renovations BUT the dancer quality still sucks. Don’t go to Irving’s. First, let me give the basics of the club to first-timers. The address is 5915 Athena Street. It is five minutes…

Bazz & Crue is boring. The dancer quality is not that great. And the music is way too loud… even for club standards. Bazz & Crue looks nice. And they have televisions here. The problem…

The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but the…

Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend. I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time going was in…

Club Extasy is a great club. 3 to 5 dime piece dancers… pool tables… TV’s… I recommend. I have visited Club Exstasy three times and this will be my last time at Club Exstasy.…

Dirt ugly girls… ghetto management… small club space… DO NOT GO TO STARDUST! Alright, so you all know me by now… 26 years old, Black, grad school, pretty much retiring from the strip club…

The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music is also on…

Only four dancers working on a SATURDAY night??? BULL$HIT! Do not go to Ebony Inn! Let me give you some background first. I’m a 26 year old Black male. I’m also, a single graduate student…

Many of the dancers at this club should not be dancing in a circus or parade much less a strip. And some of the dancers in this club are ultra thirsty. They don’t take “no”…

One of the most memorable features of this hole in the wall is the midget bouncer who tries to act tough. More on him later though. Lol. So the story goes, I'm a full-time graduate…

Fuego is some $hit. Mostly skinny flat back skeleton dancers who shouldn't be dancing anywhere. And the customers are mostly drunk illegal Mexicans who piss on the bathroom floor and pass out in the parking…

Bazz & Crue sucks. I got there around 10pm Saturday night. It is sort of hard to find too... my cab driver actually got lost trying to find this place. As I first walk in,…

Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been there three times starting back in October 2011 during homecoming. The first plus, is that they open at 4pm and have some very, very, very good quality dancers there.…

I'm a full-time grad student here in DC and decided to hang out with my friend for bowling on a Saturday night. Instead we decided to go to Sensaysionals on the whim. The place is…