The more money you have at...

The more money you have at this club the more problems it brings. The following is a TRUE STORY and users must read.

I have been to this club plenty of times and this is by far my worst experience. I went to this club Saturday, August 17, 2013 around 5pm. The club is located at 5367 Sheriff Road in Fairmount Heights, Maryland. This club is the most backwards club I have been too. Left is right, up is down, and night is day. NEVER come to this club at night. The dances are more expensive with horrible dancer quality. This club is actually better during the day, with cheaper dances and far better looking dancers. I know, I know… BACKWARDS. (Remember: Left is right, up is down, and night is day at this club.)

I get there and pay the $12 cover as usual and walk in. I notice a dancer named “Juicy”. Stay FARRRRR away from this gold-digging bitch. She used to work at Stadium Club in Washington DC and got bounced the fuck out of there for getting on the bad side of management. [Aside: Think about it… Stadium Club is one of the most famous strip clubs in the nation. Ebony Inn is just a local hole-in-the-wall strip joint. To get bounced out of Stadium Club and demoted to Ebony Inn is a MAJOR fail in the stripper world. Period.] Juicy is sexy though. I’d give her a 9 out of 10. And her booty is sooooo soft. The problem is… her ATTITUDE is stuck up and fucked up. I got four dances from her. The first was okay and I figured she was just warming up. But the rest of the way all she did was sit on me. I was thinking to myself “What the fuck? When is she going to start GRINDING??? It is called a lap DANCE… not a lap sit. I’m not fucking Santa Clause.” She is soooooo lazy and stuck up. She is one of those bitches who thinks she should get tipped just because her butt is big and soft. Not in my book, Shorty. You must do SOMETHING to earn your keep. So she got mad and SHE actually ended the dances after four songs. I gave the dumb bitch $30 and told her to beat it.