Ebony Inn is still going pretty...

Ebony Inn is still going pretty strong.

First, let me satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Ebony Inn is located at 5367 Sheriff Road in Fairmount Heights, Maryland. The best time to visit this club is actually during the day between 2pm and 7pm on Saturday. The cover is $12 and security is very tight. Most people don’t realize it, but there are two undercover police units at this club at all times. The club is located in a rough area, but inside the club is secure. The club has multiple televisions for you to watch sports and the club has a pool table. Food is served here and next door. I always get macaroni and cheese from next door. The lemon pie and sodas are good too.

Okay, now to the story. I arrived at Ebony Inn around 5:30pm on Saturday, July 6, 2013. As soon as I sit down a dancer greets me. Very attractive… not in a stripper sense, but rather in a potential girlfriend sense. So she starts a conversation with me. I was expecting her to run her “stripper game” on me. But she did not do that. She was actually intelligent. She also graduated from my alma mater (Howard University) in 2008. I was very intrigued with her. We were discussing why she was working as a dancer. She was telling me it was just her part-time extra money job. She works a regular 9-5 M-F and comes into Ebony Inn on Saturday to chill and make some extra cash. (Side note: Ebony Inn is a very relaxed spot ON THE INSIDE. You’d actually be shocked you were in the middle of the hood of Fairmount Heights. Lol.) I was just about to exchange numbers with her when she made a BIG mistake. She asked me to tip her for talking to her. MAJOR FAIL. For all of you wondering what is so wrong with her doing that, let me explain to you. She is THIRSTY. In other words, a gold digger. I gave her a dollar and asked her to go about her business. She seemed annoyed and that is exactly how I wanted her to feel. I mean, pay you for TALKING to me??? This is not a phone sex line, Shorty. Lol.