Comments by goodsouthernboy (page 28)

My closest strip club is rumored to have a nice menu but not sure whether to trust it or not. There have been a few recent threads on eating at the club with some for and some against. I guess I should give it a try to know where I stand on the issue.

Papi, If it's not done by tomorrow, I'm going to Hooters for lunch and then to the SC

I'm big on the eye contact that you're talking about. If a chick isn't my type starts approaching me, I'll quickly look away and that usually sends them in another direction. I'm too big of a softy/nice guy to be rude outright so I will avoid saying no until I absolutely have to. A quick wink at the girl I'm interested in will generally get her attention and bring her my way.

Newmark, I've never tried to come here from the work computer, so thank goodness for smartphones. Pretty sure I have sites like this blocked tho. I can't have my people using time like this, JUST ME!!!

Earl, that's exactly what I'm doing now, and trying to catch up with y'all wonderful people. Nice to meet you btw, your avatar cracks me up!

She's 30 years older than me. Not happening! I need to consult HR on a replacement for occasions such as these.

I was told no touching by a raven haired beauty at a club in Panama City once. The only thing I did was let the back of my hands graze her thighs. Only had 1 dance from her! Now I always ask the rules before I get a lap. Last time the girl says "just don't rape me." We had a great time!!

That's what I'm talking about, I've never gotten the extras that some of you have, but I loved the DFK experience

Two logical choices here: 1. Tell her you couldn't get Ito it bc she smelled and ask for a refund. Or 2. Take her for a dance again and cock slap the bitch...

"Why do you hate this holiday?" Short answer is that I see it as an over commercialized way to make people spend money for something that should be done regardless. You love a woman, buy her flowers and cards and tell her how you feel no matter what day it is. But if its valentines day and youre In a telationship with someone you're no longer crazy about, still got to do something just to keep the peace. I guess that wasn't quite as short as I intended but you get the point.

Buying enough drinks doesn't mean you have to get her shit faced drunk though. Last time I was at the club I bought the girl a shot of 100proof that she requested, which she sipped slowly while we talked and then went back for a couple of great laps. She gave the best mileage I've ever gotten at that club too. I'm not saying its all bc of the shot, but whatever it was I enjoyed it.

I'll be staying home with the wife, but my s/o isn't really thrilled about that. I think my next strip club will be next week. I hate this "holiday" so the wife might get a card but haven't gotten anything else yet.

My heart dropped a little bit because I expected it to be McDoogals. I have a special place in my heart for that little dive and would have to see it go down because of something like this.

I have always wanted to go to Delaware! Ok, that's a complete lie, I've never really considered it, but DAMN, I want to go now!!!

@crazyjoe, thanks, it's available on a T-shirts at roadkill. http://www.roadkilltshirts.com Thanks for the thought anyway Jester! Lopaw cracked me up and gets the response of the thread award! Congrats, I know you're touched right?

I quit with cigarettes but would love a big cigar right now...

Lol gawker

I'm all for the good reviews and helpful information, but a "good" tuscler is also someone who doesn't take life or himself too seriously, who knows when to make a joke and when to accept one. A sense of humor and helpful attitude go a long way.

I got a couple dances from a girl with a bar through each nipple today. I still sucked them and didn't miss a beat. She had a really small stud in her lip but I didn't notice even after a DFK session.

I noticed that for the first time today too... Anybody ever used something like that?

I've never approached the topic in the club but would be willing to help almost anyone learn to handle them safely and aim. I'm not going out to buy a pistol for anybody but I think everyone should know the basics. Lets face it, there are bad people out there who have guns and have an immediate advantage over even the best fighter. There's little chance of reasoning with a crackhead who wants to hurt you.

Name calling isn't necessarily taking up, but he did refer to your actual username rather than the common "Alutard." Besides, he was defending your opinion and basically telling the other guy to lay off, which in my opinion is the very definition of taking up.

Also for those needing a fix at work using a smartphone, xshare.com has shorter vids and photo galleries

You'll never run out of new vids at fuq.com. They've got some weird and/or kinky shit but something for everyone.

I take this attitude with family and friends too. Never make loans at all. If thy need the money that bad and you want to help, just give it to them but never expect it back. You're just asking to be avoided when they can't pay it back.