Drunk Dancers

I don't find a highly intoxicated dancer a worthwhile VIP experience.

If she has a good buzz going it can be more fun but if she is really stupid drunk it will almost never be good

I need a beer

Q When is a stripper too drunk?
A When she can't spread her legs.

buzzed can be good, drunk is almost always bad
i was traveling and frequenting a bikini bar at happy hour, nice thing about it was dancers did floor lappers for a few bucks. there was one dancer on days who was prob a little too old for the job but she had a great body, great tits, and could grind so id get a dance from her once in awhile. she has a rep of getting sloppy drunk, so the joint was dead one monday and she was already hammered when i walked in. she came over to me and went on and on about her cats, she made herself out to be a damn cat lady. from that point on i didnt get dancers from her cause everytime she got near me i couldnt help but think i smelled cat piss.

Sloppy drunk is not good. having fun buzz is ok. I walked into a club in Dallas and was immediately grabbed by a very drunk dancer. I went with her for a while but she was so drunk her coordination was lacking. I can't help but worry if she will puke on me or worse. Kind of takes the fun out of the dance.

I'm will the majority, buzzed good, drunk bad. Whethr its a stripper or a SO.

Agreed: Buzzed is good, drunk is a waste of time and money.

Buying enough drinks doesn't mean you have to get her shit faced drunk though. Last time I was at the club I bought the girl a shot of 100proof that she requested, which she sipped slowly while we talked and then went back for a couple of great laps. She gave the best mileage I've ever gotten at that club too. I'm not saying its all bc of the shot, but whatever it was I enjoyed it.

You guys may want to reconsider buying too much drinks in order to make dancers "buzzed".

I agree. I don't mind a frisky or horny dancer with a slight buzz but I don't need a dancer falling over or passing out on me for who knows how long. I once had a dancer curl up and go to sleep on top of me in a dark spot in one club. Falling asleep is ok but passing out would make me concerned. Clubs probably would not like it if they saw a dancer sleeping on the job.

I prefer to let someone else buy dancers drinks. I still get asked though. I believe the next time I have the two hottest dancers in a club both sitting at my table and they both want drinks, I might splurge and buy both dancers drinks if I believe it's not going to be a routine thing. I used to have one hot dancer in one club always acting like my buddy sitting with me and drinking a beer like me. She would sometimes invite other hot dancers to join us. I often had 2 or 3 dancers sitting at my table. At that time I was limiting buying drinks to just one dancer. They would continue sitting at my table even after the club was packed and there weren't that many dancer's in the club. I didn't mind as long as they didn't expect me to buy them drinks. I prefer dancers get their buzz before they come sit with me.

I almost got my nose broken by a hammered dancer, and had one pass out on top of me in VIP. I'm lucky that I haven't been puked on yet. Ya gotta be careful on that fine line between happily buzzed and that one last drink or two that pushes them over the edge.

I think alcohol is over rated in the clubs. especially in the detroit clubs where drinks cost around $10 a piece.

I'm not sure what you mean by "enough drinks". How much is enough? I will get drinks for girls who aren't too hammered and I would routinely give my 4th ATF, who worked at a BYOB club where they could drink, one of whatever I was drinking that night (once she became of age and back when I drank), but there is the point of diminishing returns if they get too many in them.

Alternative: be polite, toss out a few compliments, and ask her to teach you how to give her a back rub the way she likes its. In my experience, the dancers who still need to get liquored up are alcoholics.

Sloppy drunk = sloppy head

If you are getting dances from a drunk, pour some booze on your dick.

I also want to know if the song count continues while the drunk ones are passed out on you.