I'm sitting here at my desk looking at an inoperable computer that is essential to every fucking task I have to do, wondering what in the hell I am going to do for the next 5 hours until i leave or until IT arrives to fix it. And by "fix it," I really mean take it away for no less than 3 days and bring it back with none of my saved documents.
This really makes me want to go to the strip club it I know I have tone here in the remote chance that whoever comes to get the thing today.
Newmark, I've never tried to come here from the work computer, so thank goodness for smartphones. Pretty sure I have sites like this blocked tho. I can't have my people using time like this, JUST ME!!!
My closest strip club is rumored to have a nice menu but not sure whether to trust it or not. There have been a few recent threads on eating at the club with some for and some against. I guess I should give it a try to know where I stand on the issue.
Should have called me. I'd have had that rascally old computer up and running WITH your docs in short order, then we could have gone clubbing together and "computed" with some hot dancers and not an old secretary!
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Nice to meet you btw, your avatar cracks me up!
Sorry work sucks, but in my experience, having a working computer doesn't help that much.
I’m sure a cold beer and a hot naked babe sitting on your lap would have made things a bit better.
After all, that’s what SCs are for :)