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Workplace blues

goodsouthernboy

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I'm sitting here at my desk looking at an inoperable computer that is essential to every fucking task I have to do, wondering what in the hell I am going to do for the next 5 hours until i leave or until IT arrives to fix it. And by "fix it," I really mean take it away for no less than 3 days and bring it back with none of my saved documents.

This really makes me want to go to the strip club it I know I have tone here in the remote chance that whoever comes to get the thing today.

Ok, carry on, I'm through ranting

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crazyjoe

Bang your hot secretary like juicedoes

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goodsouthernboy

She's 30 years older than me. Not happening! I need to consult HR on a replacement for occasions such as these.

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EarlTee

GSB, can't you surf for porn on your phone?

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goodsouthernboy

Earl, that's exactly what I'm doing now, and trying to catch up with y'all wonderful people.

Nice to meet you btw, your avatar cracks me up!

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EarlTee

Thanks for noticing.

Sorry work sucks, but in my experience, having a working computer doesn't help that much.

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newmark

Just hope IT doesn't find TUSCL in your browsing history.

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goodsouthernboy

Newmark, I've never tried to come here from the work computer, so thank goodness for smartphones. Pretty sure I have sites like this blocked tho. I can't have my people using time like this, JUST ME!!!

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newmark

Always good to be careful.

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Papi_Chulo

You should have gone to the SC and have IT call you on your cell once your PC was fixed.

I’m sure a cold beer and a hot naked babe sitting on your lap would have made things a bit better.

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Papi_Chulo

“… would have made things a bit better …”

After all, that’s what SCs are for :)

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goodsouthernboy

Papi, If it's not done by tomorrow, I'm going to Hooters for lunch and then to the SC

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crazyjoe

Good choice. I hadent been to hooters in a while. I went last week and they had awesome ribs

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sharkhunter

I miss eating at Hooters. It's been too long. I'll have to try out Twin Peaks sometime too after I make sure they don't use MSG.

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Papi_Chulo

Hooters has great hooters but I don’t care for their food at all and rather eat out almost anywhere else.

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goodsouthernboy

My closest strip club is rumored to have a nice menu but not sure whether to trust it or not. There have been a few recent threads on eating at the club with some for and some against. I guess I should give it a try to know where I stand on the issue.

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crazyjoe

@ shark twin peaks definitely has better food than hooters. I think the girls are better too

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Clubber

Should have called me. I'd have had that rascally old computer up and running WITH your docs in short order, then we could have gone clubbing together and "computed" with some hot dancers and not an old secretary!

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