Comments by goodsouthernboy (page 15)

I love me a good dive... I'm typically more of the blue collar type at heart. My grandmother was in Gastonia before she passed. Wish I had known y'all before!

Where did you go?

Another reason I want to club with juice one day - just to see how the online personality that I know here translates to real life in the club...

Oh damn, Juicebox is a 398 pound woman now?

@ gawker, that was actually true for me once. My choices were to piss on the side of the road, at a McDonald's or at the SC, so I picked the SC

Lol, Dammit, I've used that "time to kill" line before. I think I'll use "because I wanted to see some titties" next time

I think that I'm probably around the 20-30% range. Work and family take up the rest.

No joe, that's an easy attitude to understand but never let someone else make you lower your standards of conduct. Some people might not be worth being nice to, but no one is worth going out of your way to be mean to either. That said, I've been told I've got a dry sense of humor, whatever that means, and that some people just don't get my jokes.

Ain't that some shit... I tried to be nice to that guy

Weird, I didn't think I was on his "don't like list"

appropriate for today!

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what a...re you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they're getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

Wow, so I wonder if he was then charged with soliciting a prostitute...

^most respectful way

That's a little condescending Sir Alucard. I'm sure you meant that in the most respectful was possible, correct Sir?

I got fussed at about checking out a beauty as I drove by recently and was told to always keep my eyes on the road lest I kill myself or someone else. I wonder how that person feels about road head?

Why else is the propping system used for Alucard?

The only 50 mile an hour blow I want is getting road head

@ Shadow: I know an Andrea I would love to get a blow job from, but not this bitch...

My local place has 2 for 1 dances in Tuesdays, I miss having time to do that too

My local place will CR by the 15 min block which seems to be basically what you're talking about but you can also do individual dances. Basically best of both worlds. This way if I find a dancer I'm crazy about, then I can get the block rate.

Sometes I'm not sure what to think about this cat with his outrageous stories and talk of his "roster".

Thats right crazyjoe! After all, I think most of us prioritize our own happiness (and horniness) right? That's a part of what we have in common on this site.

I've been into scuba diving since I was 12. Underwater photography and travel go along with it. I would love to do regular photography but the underwater camera was expensive enough. I don't get to do it as much as I would like but still consider that one of my hobbies. I have to settled for a trip to the beach to satisfy my craving for salt water now. I sold my Harley when my little boy arrived. Now I spend the majority of my non-work time with him and working around my house. He helps as much as he can for a 2 year old. Damn I have expensive hobbies...

If I kill myself, I'm not sure I would be overly worried about it. If I killed someone else I would feel like total shit.