Articles by Garfield84

Before I go into the state of Hong Kong GC, I just wanted to give you guys a heads up of some upcoming reviews I'm working on. I decided to break this down into 3 reviews of strip clubs/brothels I never been to. Personally, I believe all strip clubs are brothels and all bitches have a price.…

(This is very long, divided into 6 parts, I don't expect you to read it all, but I provided a directory for your convenience) DIRECTORY I. Intro II. DATING: The bitches I was dealing with III. DOMESTIC MONGERING SCENE IV. INTERNATIONAL MONGERING SCENE; April 2023- May 2024, (More detailed version of my travels) V. FINANCIAL COMPARISON: Dating vs Mongering (Price by Price breakdown) VI. Summary/Conclusion Intro…

DISCLOSURE Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland and experienced the FKK world firsthand. Over the last two months, I have been writing…

Hello everyone, it is time for yet another review from your Lasagna loving pal Garfield. Today, I will bring you my time in one of my favorite sex-caetion spots, Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico. I’ve been to Amsterdam, Medellin, Cartagena, Bogota, Panama City Panama but to me nothing is Tijuana. I have heard from several people that Tijuana during Halloween/Day…

Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done) So I decided…

In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a…

I’ve been waiting to write this article for some time now and tonight is the night. Tonight, I am on fire. I have been wondering some things as I venture in and out of the strip clubs not just domestically, but now internationally. Sex and sexual things is my vice. Some people like to gamble, drink or smoke.…

Now that Atlanta SCs suck I’m finding myself traveling more for my SC fix. My home city, Atlanta SCs are dying more every day. With some clubs like Wax and Pony closing at 2am (I might review). Then the quality of the girls are going down as well. Cover and parking charges are going up, drink…

Hello my fellow mongers. Sorry for this late review in regards to my trip to Europe in October, but Europe is expensive and I been a few other places since (i.e. Colombia, Miami, checked out some Atlanta SCs I hadn't been to in a while like Tattletales) so I've been working like crazy to get my MONEY back…

Sorry for the delay my fellow mongers. I've been back for a month and been working on this report about my trip to Colombia. I've been busy as hell with work and life,but it is finally complete. Your lasagna loving, fat cat is back in the good ole USA. I had a good time in Colombia but I…

As I prepare to head to Colombia for sightseeing (and of course mongering), I come to a realization, these American strip clubs are done in my eyes. My Follies is closed. Atlanta as a whole, SC scene is just dead. The City of Industry clubs (which use to have good mileage) are as empty as ever.…

This was supposed to be a review of Mons Venus, Thee Dollhouse and 2001 Odyssey. But my work schedule has been hectic and now this review is going to be an article. With my visits to TB SCS was about 2 months ago, the details (especially the money spent) has become a little fuzzy. The details…

Back in early February, I made my way to one of my favorite SC destinations; South Florida. This not only includes Miami, but Miami Gardens, Hallandale Beach, Pompano, Doral, Tamarac and several other cities in South Florida. While Atlanta is might be the most known city in the U.S. for strip clubs (which I think that narrative…

As I sit here, less than 24 hours from finally visiting the world renown Hong Kong Tijuana, I look how the Atlanta strip club scene I have been loving for almost 20 years has been dying. Some clubs have benefited as a result of closed (Onyx) or super restricted clubs (i.e. Pony). But overall, Atlanta strip club…

As the year comes to the end..I would like to share with the community, my favorite dancers in the A... Shout out to papi chulo and all of the regular contributors to this site...Have a great New Year. 1. Blondee - Vlive, Dreams/Diamond club, There is no way I could start a top anything Atlanta stripper list off without…

It's been two week since I tore up the Miami Strip Club scene, returning to Atlanta with my account on life support. I'm slowly recovering, but I take this time to recollect about my time on South Beach and have came to several conclusions regarding Miami booty clubs vs. Atlanta strip clubs. 1. Atlanta is way more economical than Miami If…