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Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done)

So I decided to go to Cartagena, Colombia on the very first Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of October. I wanted to check out the mongering scene in the two main areas; the wall city and the beach area (along the Bocogrande). Thus I had a hotel in both areas. This way I could get a feel of what I enjoyed more.

After visiting both, there are pros and cons to which is better. Let’s me explain what I mean.
Bocagrande and the beach area is kind of far from the “action”. The clubs such as Delirium, Dolce Vitas, and Space are within the walled city. These “clubs” is where all the girls are. But let’s not get it twisted, you can find working girls outside of the wall city as well. In the areas of Laguito and random places up and down Bocagrande, there are girls walking up and down the street posing as regular girls but these are working girls. How can you tell the difference between a regular bitch and a pro? Tip of the day, if you see a pretty girl walking up on the street near the Marriott or another affluent area, she probably a hooker and can be had. Every time I came across an attractive woman and thought I was going to get some non-P4P action. Nope, bitch was a hooker. Conversation and phone number led to price quotes.

Everyone in Cartagena is a hustler. A lot of tourists stop here from cruises since it’s a port city which makes Cartagena possibly the most visited city in Colombia. And for that reason, it is why the natives solicit so hard for money. They either trying to sell you boat tours, water adventures, bracelets or rap to you for tips. In the Bocagrande, it’s not that bad, but inside the wall city, they are RELENTLESS. This is why inside the wall city, the solicitors, the rappers, the impoverished was just more intense there. Women walk up to you holding their infants asking for money. The moms and babies are sad. But the others get to be annoying. This one kid wouldn’t let me close my taxi door as he was begging for change.

Now I’m not trying to deter you from visiting Cartagena, but just be aware. Typically if you just say “gracias” they’ll go away.

Anyway, back to the hoez and the beautiful city of Cartagena. I didn’t visit any historic structures per se, but I had fun walking this old colonial town with its cobblestone streets and snapping pictures on my IPhone. Bocogrande was cool as well, but I definitely like the old buildings and statues of the walled city of Cartagena.

As night fell, it was time to hit the club scene of the old walled city. Dulce Vitas was my primary target. I arrived at Dulce Vitas around 11pmish and the place was packed. It looked like a regular club with the DJ playing all the latest Reggaetone and occasional hip hop tracks filled with beautiful, regular chicks of all complexions. They are NOT regular chicks. They are all “pros”, just like at club Gustos in Medellin. But that’s not a bad thing. Anyone in the club you want, you can have. And to me and hopefully for everyone reading this, is why you fell in love with the Strip Club format. You do the “choosing” and not the other way around. As much as people talk about Dolce Vitas, it’s not that big. I found an area near the back staircase to chill and sip my beverages (I think I had a red bull) and surveyed the girls until I came across something I couldn’t resist. There was this white looking girl I wanted and this dark skin girl from Cali that I wanted that tickled my interest but it was too early in my scouring to jump on the first thing I saw.

I finally settled on this brown skin Venezuelan girl. Her face and body was great. The way she walked screamed she had bomb ass pussy. Now since I was staying way on the beach area in Cartagena, I didn’t want to take her all the way back to my hotel. Now that I had some time to recollect about the situation, I should have. I let this girl control the situation too much. I still had some safety measures in place, but not like I have in Medellin. We went to this short term hotel which was like a multi door garage in which the taxi cab driver pull in and there were rooms to the garage. They had a revolving cubie hole (like when you pee at the doctor’s office and put the cup in the window and nurses collect the specimen) inside the rooms where you could pay for the room. You would pay the girl inside the room. It was a hell of a set up and I DO NOT recommend allowing the girl pick the place. Sex was pretty standard. Kissing, everything covered. I paid her after our shower (I think I gave her 300,000 COP) and the taxi drove us back to Dolce Vitas.

After I got out the taxi, I didn’t return to Dolce Vitas, I decided to check out Delirium. Delirium is not far from Dolce Vitas. They play more hip hop than Dolce Vitas and you’ll find a little more Afro-Colombians there. It was late and I headed upstairs to the VIP area. Typically you have to reserve a table in advance but it was close to the end of the night and the bouncer allowed me to go upstairs and check the view out. It was a lot of good looking girls there. I actually took a video while upstairs. PM me if you want.

I was NOT ready to go in on a Friday night in Cartagena. Surprisingly, the clubs (Dulce Vitas, Delirium, Space, Imperio) all close around 2:30AM and 3AM. When the clubs let out, girls flood the street looking for a “date”. The Cobblestone streets of Cartagena are UNREAL at this time. It’s just a ton of hoez outside the clubs. Then go up by the clock tower and it’s even more of them.

I didn’t want to go just find some ho and go fuck. I still wanted to party a little bit. I needed that stimulation of seeing a whole bunch of hot girls dancing in a club that made me want to fuck. So I went to this after hours club called club Andregano. I got a ride there so don’t ask me where it is. I’m sure you can find it on Google Maps. This is the go to spot where all the hoez go after the main clubs close. It’s like they are even more aggressive as they’re trying to get that last fuck or two of the night for cash. The music was bumping, the alcohol was pouring and the hoez was hoing. Now, I don’t drink especially in Colombia because of the drugging that occur. So again, I had a red bull.
In the midst of ordering my drink, there was this sexy brown Latin chick that might have been about 22, 23 years old. She was very responsive to my advances, but she became a little too responsive and wanted to fuck too badly. That was a turn off and a red flag. I continued to allow her to grind on me and stick shift me throughout the night while I bought her a drink or two and I stuck to water and red bull.

As I was in Club Andregano, I saw this hot as fuck olive complexion Latina in a white dress (DM me for her profile). She was all over this white boy but just like everyone, he was just the mark of the night. I hit both main clubs in the wall city, Dulce Vitas and Delirium and I never saw her. Perfect round fake tits and perfect bubble ass.
I stayed in club Andregano until 4 or 5 in the morning and took a 30 minute taxi ride to my hotel in Bocagrande. I only knocked off 1 girl on day 1 of my Cartagena venture. I vowed to make it up on Saturday.

On Saturday, I changed hotels to the wall city. The hotel I stayed at is guest friendly (The Ethnic hotel). This was one of 1 of 2 hotels that I feel you can bring in hoez freely. The hotel I stayed in only has 8 rooms and the rooms are numbered. Only like 3 of the 8 rooms are good. The one I stayed in was room #1. It had a balcony but it was pointed on the corner of the street. So the view was limited. I think room #5 is the largest room and is directly pointed to Delirium. Here you can just point out bitches from your balcony and fuck them and send them right back down to the club and outdoors. However, since I wasn’t in the “premium” rooms I had to hit the streets. I got out early this night. After eating at one of the nicer Cartagena restaurants (I forget the name). The first place I hit up was Dulce Vitas. It was again a ton of bad bitches in Dulce Vitas, some repeats and some new hoez. Within 30 minutes, I saw the olive complexion girl from club Andregano from the night before. I grabbed her immediately and we had a drink. Her English was very limited and of course my Spanish was limited. I bought her a drink and when I let it be known that I wanted to take her back to the room at Ethnic, she guzzled that big drink down fast. While Delirium is directly across the street from my hotel, Dolce Vitas is on the next street over. So we made the short walk over to my hotel and was bombarded with solicitors trying to sell me condoms, Cialis, Viagra and even some chips. I was good with the condoms and sex pills, but I probably needed the chips for a quick source of carbohydrates because I was going to put some work on Ms. Cali Colombia.

We made it to my hotel, and for security measures, you have a card key to unlock the outside door. Then you head up the staircase. Ms. Cali follow right behind me to the very first room. I think she charged me 500,000 or 600,000 COP ($102 or $122 USD). She had on another short skirt dress and her tits and nipples was busting through. I asked her who did her perfect tits and ass. She said it was all hers. Solo cirugia de nariz or she only had surgery on her nose, which was perfect too. The sex was good. Everything covered, multiple positions. When she was riding me she kept her combat boots, Her body was so sexy (PM me for pic, no face, but I got her Instagram).

After we cleaned up, she walked back to Dolce Vitas, and I went across the street to Delirium
Delirium, had more beauties in there. There was this A-cup, 5 foot Venezuelan girl in there that I wanted (PM for IG profile). There was this tall amazon ho I wanted (PM for IG profile). There was this girl with nice big naturals (PM for profile). Another petite olive skin complexion girl from Medellin (PM for profile). This black girl (PM for profile) who was thin with braids. I wanted to tear a whole through her too. There was so much to choose from. I finally settled on the light skin Venezuelan. She just had the most sex appeal. And I loved her hair. I started to pat myself down in anticipation to take her to my room when I realized I left my card key to open the outer street door in the room. Aww fuck. No Venezuela girl for me tonight.

Reception was gone for the night. So as I thought... I started to make plans to find accommodations elsewhere. As I was headed to this one property, I knocked on the door and ring the doorbell again just to see if someone would hear me. These little kids saw me and feverishly started ringing the doorbell. When I was across the street, they got the attention of this one attendant that sleeps there. Apparently, I wasn’t the first person that left their card key in the room. I tipped the 4 kids a 20,000 COP bill each and they were grateful. Trust me, I was grateful to get back in my room. But at this point it was no time to hit my Venezuelan chick.

My Sunday was filled with doing some work from back home. I also slept most of the day and all my contacts was at the beach (Hollywood beach). I walked around, visited the Ferragamo store and talked to these two hot non-working girls. The one friend had the best face while the other friend had the better ass. I chose the friend with the better face. We exchanged numbers but I didn’t even call or attempt to hit. I ended up flying back to Atlanta (via a stop in Miami) knocking off only two chicks in Cartagena.

All in all, Cartagena was okay. Cartagena is very hot. Even in October. That alone, makes me prefer Medellin. The restaurants are better and the accommodations are better in Medellin IMO. When it comes to the pros and women in general, I prefer Medellin. There are no strip clubs in Cartagena. At least I didn’t come across any. So pretty much your mongering is limited to brothels masked as dance clubs. As a result, it leaves you more susceptible to getting drug and robbed at your hotel or airbnb. With all that being said, I would still go back because now that I know the logistics of Cartagena. I feel I can hit the contacts I have in the daytime then get the new hoez at night. And now I know the correct room to get at Ethnic, so I’m sure I would have a better time.

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