Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 15)

I've retired so many times I'm starting to get pretty good at it.

Che: I don't do it very often, but the few times I've tried to check in to a chain motel (Red Roof Inn or similar) without a credit card they turned me away. Maybe I wasn't persistent enough. The very low end places ask for credit cards but when I offer cash in advance they usually take it. The ID requirement is annoying.

Lauryl Canyon, many years ago obviously. There's a photo of her in my lap on my profile page.

What Papi said. If tuscl cost $20 for a three minute session, I wouldn't be using it nearly as much.

Good advice. I googled Bella from Bogart's and came up with this: http://rabbibella.com/

All hell breaks out when the schist hits the drill.

Wonder if he drove himself back to the motel in that condition.

I don't like the New Century. I do sometimes still visit O'Farell's but it's way too expensive now and not special like it was in the 90s.

Hasn't this come up several times before?

Probably a good idea if you plan to drink to leave the bullets at home, if not the whole gun. That's what I do. The guy must have been really shitfaced if he couldn't tell the difference between his dick and his gun.

I thought the same thing. Wondered if the DMV was putting in a stripper pole so you'd have something to do while waiting in line.

The only guy who is surrounded by hot chicks but is not a drug dealer would be Shadowcat. The guy with the steel-toe boots and wads of cash is Farmerart. The guy presenting an engagement ring to Bella at Bogart's is Vincemichaels (sorry VM, just kidding). I'm the guy sitting at the bar showing the bartender how to make a proper cocktail.

Prepare for the cumming Stripocalypse!

I've been stood up too many times to waste part of an evening waiting for an unknown quantity. If it's a girl I know from previous visits, or the second one is repulsive, I'll tell the second girl I'm waiting for someone. Otherwise no.

Bella said she was going to marry me, and even showed me her missionary position. Surely she's not two-timing us?

Maybe they were looking for a particular person, found him, and left. I've seen that happen in civilian bars but not in strip clubs.

Doug, you must be joking. Or maybe you're only looking at the Fortune 500. Check out this list: http://www.popcrunch.com/10-hottest-women-ceos/

How come none of the news stories mention the connection to the Bush family?

Yulia Tymoshenko gets my vote, although she's been out of office for a couple years now. Not all world leaders, but here's a list I found: http://www.latesttopten.com/top-10-most-beautiful-young-hot-female-politicians-of-the-world

Does the girl two doors down have a sister?

Don't ask me, I sold Apple at 12 just before Steve came back.

This is the first time this has happened to you? Seriously? It's fairly standard practice around Detroit. We just laugh and tell them to get lost.

Hummer vs. Escort? No contest.