Ever watch Doomsday Preppers or some of those Prep for survival shows? What wo
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Scenario, a virus outbreak stops people from meeting in large groups. All clubs are shut down for months. How would you survive?
The only thing I can think of is the Internet and one on one. I think strippers would have a hard time making money online since so much is available for free if all you are doing is watching. I'm not sure how some dancers would survive if they don't know how to work any other job. So what would you do? See if you still have phone numbers of dancers and try to hook up? Just watch naked girls strip online for free?
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last commentI'd just do OTC privates. That's why I keep a cellphone full of stripper phone numbers, just in case of a viral outbreak, or the apocalypse.
I'd like to hope I would have bigger concerns.
I would have to agree with Jester, If a doomsday virus were to break out. Going to clubs would be the last thing on my mind
^^^Not me. If I knew that my days were numbered I'd want to go out with a stripper bang. I' d hit up Lopaw for her phone and start dialing!
I would dig up the guns amno and foodstuff I have buried around, set up a defensive area and offer protection to all healthy strippers. They would come running.
My vision of post plague/ bio-hazard clubbing- The club-brothels would have robot REAL DOLLS (totally life like silicone bodies modeled from porn starlets}. The robots would have titanium frames and servos to make them act normally as possible on the specially constructed industrial grade stage with heavy duty dancer poles. These 'pleasure-bots' would feature removable orifices so every guy could have the illusion of bareback sex with a real girl in the VIP. In our Android Catina in patrons could watch the 'girls' dance from their individual germ-free bubbles until they go to the VIP- and after the guy leaves the VIP booth converts to a decontamination station for chemical and ultraviolet treatment of the dancer- The cleanup sessions could even be billed as a 'shower show- tanning booth show' if their was a privacy curtain that lifted to expose the glass or clear Mylar play-booth when switching from VIP to decontamination mode.
The waitresses, bar staff etc would be recruited from medical cos-play enthusiasts before the crisis and given latex gloves and uniforms which would be appropriate to the situation at hand. Instead of a cigar lounge you could have an oxygen bar- and antiviral meds would be on the menu along with fine liquors.
You could rate this concept as being sterile, because that would be the point.
"Ever watch Doomsday Preppers"
NEVER! I can't figure how these people got on TV.
Prepare for the cumming Stripocalypse!
I watch The Walking Dead
I've read the Andromeda Strain
I've watched A Boy and His Dog
I am prepared for any doomsday scenario. And I only need one phone number - lopaw's.
She knows all the dancers
lol motor head
I got a feeling that after that phone call we'll have more strippers than we know what to do with....we'll have to stack' em like firewood in the corner of the bunker til we're ready for them
Even worse than a stripapocalypse might be getting thrown back in time like the guy in Evil Dead II. No strip clubs at all. I guess if you brought your boomstick, you can still get the girls though. :)
There seems to be a lot of end of the world, horror movies on right now.