Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 2)

Landing Strip is so close to DTW you could almost walk. But no need, both Landing Strip and Flight Club have free airport shuttles last time I checked. Bogart's is across the street from Flight Club, and Henry VIII is walking distance but it would be a pretty unpleasant walk. Criket is up the road a couple miles. There is also Playhouse, across the street from the airport, but I haven't been there. The motels are clustered north of the airport, across I-94.

I like how her name is "Hunter".

Burlington: Alucard died July 2014. I found his obituary in the Toledo Blade at the time but I don't think it said how he died.

I was at Bogart's Saturday night and didn't see this post until now. I've had mixed luck there in the past but Saturday night was pretty good. Good selection of girls, many of them better looking than usual for this place. One drugged-up upseller, one bored girl, the rest were fun.

On Bourbon Street, an "extra" is when some sucker pays $2000 for a half hour in the room with the fake fireplace and bearskin rug, and gets exactly the same thing he would have gotten sitting on a barstool in the main room.

Doesn't seem likely. But something similar happened in Canada recently, the old law was struck down and it took a while for a new law to get passed.

Missed it, I was out of town. There really is a Juice?

mark94: Bangkok and Manila used to be the best, but they have both cracked down. Angeles in the Philippines was still pretty good last time I was there. I hear good things about Phnom Penh but have not been there. I've always liked the hotel bar as whorehouse, it's a more relaxed atmosphere than a place that's just a whorehouse, and sure is convenient if you're staying in the hotel.

"I know! I'll hide the body under the bed! No one will ever think to look there!"

He's obviously talking about metric ounces which are smaller.

I used to go to a club that had a buffet. So not only was it strip club food, it had been sitting on a steam table, among people whose hands may not have been perfectly sanitary, for several hours. No thanks.

For those of you who are missing the joke, say this out loud a few times. I won't spoil it just yet.

I have a Polaroid of me with Lauryl Canyon back when she still looked great. (whatever happened to member photo galleries?) Probably the highlight of my long and sordid attraction to strip club. Are there still any clubs in the Detroit area that have feature dancers? There were a couple in Toledo but they don't do it any more. I generally find them a waste of time but every now and then it's like a dream cum true.

JS: After I got a look at the one female agent on duty, a raging bull dike, I was almost glad I didn't get her.

20 mg is pretty low. I usually want 25 or 50, so I buy 50 and split them if needed. One time I bought 100 mg but splitting them in to four equal parts is nearly impossible. $10 for 100 mg is ridiculously expensive.

I paid about $1.50 per 100 mg from India and it works exactly the same as Pfizer brand for me. I could have paid less but got a small quantity first to try it out. But I should have waited, I was in Mexico recently and it's cheaper and easy to get there.

I've noticed the same thing, and I'm older than you. Hot girls from high school got fat by their 30s; the plain ones with no boobs filled out and were hot in their 30s. The only girl I can think of who was hot in high school and still hot today is a six foot blonde who made a career as a model. Obviously she needed to stay hot for professional reasons.

I've spent some time in that area and I'm pretty sure Dayton is your best bet. There are a couple of clubs in Covington but they may be the worst clubs I've ever been in.

Girls of Walmart: http://www.buzzscoops.com/hot-girls-of-walmart/

Skibum: I would go to Florida in January because the weather is better. And I might go to the club on the 2d of the month because there are more strippers. If I can save some money too, that would be nice, but I'm more interested in having a better selection. If I wanted cheap I'd stay home and watch pornhub.

I drive by this place all the time. Years ago truckers used to stay there. There is a big freight yard just up the street next to the drive-in movie theater. There was an all-night donut place across the street (Yum-Yum Tastee Donuts). The truckers all disappeared maybe 20 years ago and I assumed something like this was going on but didn't know it was that bad. In all my years of Detroit clubbing I've never been inside Venus. It just didn't look like my kind of place.

Reminds me of Fix-A-Flat "girl": http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/transgender-woman-arrested-injecting-fix-a-flat-patient-rear-article-1.980273

You didn't get played. If you had paid her up front for OTC and she didn't show up, that's played. A stripper giving you her number is meaningless. They do this so they can text you and tell you to come in to the club if it's a slow night. Strippers will sometimes meet you for some non-sex fun like going to a game or the zoo, but it's not usually as much fun as it sounds. And she is not making $1000 a night, at least not every night.

I suspect the "rude expressions" in TJ are different from the ones in Spain. Anyone know?

"Oops...JS69 doesn't practice in Louisiana, does he?" Not any more, he doesn't!