Comments by grand1511 (page 22)

Jenna....she's caused a or of cum to exit my body

This is bound to vary widely by region and club but in general I think weekend day shifts are more low key. That said, I had a good deal going for a number of years with a fave who had transitioned to a regular weekday job but would often come in on Saturday afternoons to get some extra cash. There maybe were 3-5 dancers on shift but most of the customers were regulars of the fave. She would rotate thru us just like someone working at a deli counter. The best thing was that we basically got VIP service at regular prices as there was rarely anyone else getting dances in the communal dance area and the staff never really kept an eye on things.

I've had more than my fair share of PKs slither atop me and seem quite proud to admit they're a preacher's kid!

A stripper in Vegas has seen, and felt, it all before. Embrace the boner you're about to get and enjoy the experience. If you tip her upon completion she will be extra cool about it.

Burke

Can I get my money back if I don't like the lap dance?

Scott

Potters (but not Harry)

jesse jane

Dude has just frittered away $45 million in the past two weeks....bringing PL to an all new level.

Quote from the show as experienced dancers are coaching a newbie on giving lap dances: "Milk the clock, not the cock."

Jeans are your worst option for enjoying a good grind. Many types of thin dress pants do just as well as sweatpants.

Not sure the council member against the club choose his words carefully with that final quote..."It could swing one way or the other,"

Which one makes you cum harder?

Hey blah, have you ever been to Wisconsin? They really know how to down the drinks there.

That big paragraph has to be about 700 words long (I quit counting at ~400 words)...and it's all one sentence. But it kind of works in conveying the chaos of the moment.

The only word that comes to mind after seeing this is"octopussy."

Um, can you read nofuglies?

I have to think web camming has been the final nail in the coffin for peep shows. You can choose from 100s of girls for pretty much the same experience without the sticky floors.

I think they can only fake retrograde orgasms!

high risk of suffocation with this duo

A few times I've told especially clingy dancers that I am the customer and I get to choose what I want to do. I doesn't usually make them feel any better, but they don't have a comeback.

King of Diamonds....the place with great beer specials and dancers with great "personalities."

Live in St. Paul...club in Minneapolis. There are no sure things in Minneapolis. You might get a little action with a dancer you get to know over time at Dreamgirls, Choice or Downtown Cabaret. I've read reviews on TUSCL of some higher level activity in the top VIP option at Spearmint Rhino but I wasn't impressed with the caliber of talent on my two visits there. You have to play the long game to have any chance for HJ or BJ in the Twin Cities

Umpires all have varying strike zones!