Comments by staxwell (page 19)

Sorry to hear things didn't work out, Jester(depressed teenage girl) & Alucard(desperate old dude). But, is Jesters love really only worth $17, 500, Alucard?

Damn.

Alucard watched this episode while enjoying a warm glass of milk and a Cock-meat sandwich he shared with Jester and tenisbum. Who supplied the cock-meat? tenisbum surprisingly. How do I know this? Pages from Jesters tell all book titled "What's that smell? I think I like it." leaked online on the morning of January 9th, 2013. We hope to get a statement from Jester very soon.

"Popped a mollie I'm sweatin, WOOO!" - Nick "Trinidad" James.

Yes. But, once you reach that point you gotta ask yourself: "Am I okay continuing on with her like this? or Is the possibility of sex with her worth losing this (whatever it is) if I make a move?". You carry on like this, you'll always be wondering "should I/should I not?". You make a move, you'll either have sex with her, or get turned down and carry on how you've been doing, or lose her as a (whatever she is). It's time to make a move. You're probably just one of her regulars (who she wants to keep as a regular) at this point. I think going for it is worth the risk. If it doesn't work out you can move on to a new girl. I'm assuming you haven't made any kind of move yet? No kiss or anything? Go for something without offering money first; like a kiss after dinner or something. If she rejects your attempt, then put the money on the table.

I'm self-conscious about my height. In the real world women don't like you when you're 6'3 1/2. I feel like Andre The Giant. Just not as good looking.

Why substitute porn when you can substitute POF, Match, BlackPeopleMeet, interracialdatingcentral, facebook, craigslist (takes major balls), JDate, Alt.com, topix, stripperweb (LOL), X-Box live, chat roulette (don't do it to yourself), etc. There are always girls that fiend for peen on the net.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdkWrzNlOA

I hung out with one stripper who I never hung with again after seeing her feet. Seeing her bad case of Athletes Foot was a very sobering thing for me. Especially when she tried to give me a foot job. Ewww!!!

Almost 10 years in the game and you still have questions like this? Are you trolling? I think you are. If not: No you shouldn't feel disrespected. If you didn't ask her a question in your message, then you weren't really asking for a response. If you did ask a question, It's all good. It's not her obligation to respond to anyone's facebook messages, just like it isn't your obligation to give her a heads up every time you go to el clubo.

@Alucard, keep working at it, man. You'll get there. @daddysgirl, Definitely. I liked her during the Playboy years, the "bloated" E! reality show era, and the sexy (with just the right amount of crazy) TrimSpa days. I accepted her no matter how she came.

I know who Anna Nicole was. We spent many intimate nights together.

"One night I wore an I LOVE COCK shirt to work..." That's the kinda nasty I like. How much do you love it?

@silkypants, that's a better love story then Twilight. Seriously. "Her parting words were you will probably never see me again. She is probably right." *Staxwell wipes tear from the corner of his eye. Nick Cassavetes could make magic out of this post.

Lifers know things. You can see it in their eyes. They're good with their hands; know just where to put them. Cherry pickers are fun, and like weed. Sometimes they even sell it. And their schedules make them easy to hangout with on random days where you might not have much happening.

When a man blasts 6 or more ropes of jizm (a 6 shooter), then needs a sandwich, a gatorade, or a nap. This is when you know: he came hard (if he needs all three, he'll probably say "I love you" after the sex). There will be no cumming then going, as it'll take some time for the man to um...gather himself.

@gator, she probably stole it then lied and said he gave it to her.

Christal?

Depends on how good the blowie was. If it was great, I'd throw her a 50. If it was so-so, I'd give her a 10. Good but not great, 30. I mean, it's not like you ASKED her for the BJ...in a way you were satisfying HER need to wrap her lips around some meat.

^^^:) I'm STILL learning as we speak.

Definitely nasty. I like the dirty girls who just look like sex.

In REAL LIFE, I'm somewhat of a hippie. In a John Lennon "Peace&Love but I can have a bad temper sometimes" sort of way. Burning Man is something I think about doing every year. Maybe soon.

Oh, Alucard...would you like that? To give me basic lessons? After all, nobody sucks better than draculA.

OOOOH! In that case, anything else would be beyond uncivilized. lol

"BBBJNQNS, DT, BLS..." LOL No one is gonna ask what this means? I can't be the only one who doesn't know. Alright, Doc, I'll bite. Please explain?