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12 years ago
STDs. Whats Going On Here?"There certainly is an AIDS epidemic among black heterosexuals"
A lot of closeted homosexuals calling themselves heterosexuals. You never REALLY know these days.
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12 years ago
First OTC experienceI was paranoid my first time too. You should be fine. Just take her to a cheap HOtel room the first time around.
Shma-la-shmard, I got your PM. Real nice...real nice.
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12 years ago
WaterOh, Doc, you totally get The Stax.
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12 years ago
STDs. Whats Going On Here?@Dougster, that was deep, man.
OT: I have had infections, but never from dancers (yeah?). I was protected every time with them.
The last one was trichomonas. I was having sex with this girl and it was amazing. We're doing it and out of nowhere she starts talking about how we should try anal one day. I take that as a signal. To make a long story short: we ended up doing anal unprotected, and unprepared.
I got the infection REALLY fast. I could feel it the very next day.
Back when I was 18 I dated this 22 year old chick for a while. She made me wait for sex (waiting isn't my thing). After a few months, we finally did it, but she was adamant about me wearing a condom, and her BJ's were very weak and uninspired. One night I woke up with the craziest hard on (sorry Dalex) and I reached over to feel her up; she was extremely wet. So I woke her up and pulled her in top of me. She was saying no, but she stayed on top of me, kissing and stroking me. I got it in and it felt AMAZING (I lasted like 30 secs).
After that, she was all bent out of shape, and I wanted to know why. Turns out she had gotten HSV from her ex husband.
I made the tough decision to stop seeing her, but damn that didn't change the fact that I was scared I might've picked up The Herp at age 18.
After the longest waiting period of my life, the doc told me I was as clean as a whistle. Now I get tested every 3-6. And 6 years later I'm still a Herp free man.
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12 years ago
WaterPusseeh Pusseeh Pusseeh marijuaunhaa.
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12 years ago
SB/SD Relationships@Jester, why do you have to suck the life out of EVERY thread? That job belongs to draculA.
Keep your "reality checks" to yourself, ma'am.
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12 years ago
carolynne's boobsIf Jesus had an ATF, her tits would look like those. The nipples match her skin tone perfectly. The shape of the nipples make my mouth water as if the nipples are resting at my lips before entry. The space in between the ta-ta's making my Hitchcock go Psycho, losing all touch with reality.
Titties.
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12 years ago
Frequency of Visits and Money?Nice tits, Carolynne. My pants instantly got tighter upon seeing them. God bless your heart, as he did the possessor of those melons.
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12 years ago
Attn: Disgusting men.QWERTYUIOP: Quick. Wet. Erection. Rub. Tugging. You. Upon. Insertion. Of. Penis.
Now every time I look at my keyboard I'm gonna want a BJ.
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12 years ago
Why Do We Really Go To Strip Clubs^^^
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12 years ago
I found a pic of AlucardDid you get the PM, zip?
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12 years ago
I found a pic of AlucardLOL, daddysgirl
@pablo, do you have something against the flame wars, broski?
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12 years ago
SB/SD RelationshipsLMFAO, Tortilla!
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12 years ago
What are you doing for the inauguration?I'm going out with a girl who looks like Beyonce on Friday. Maybe I'll get her to strip for me. If all goes well she'll be singing by the end of the night. I'm good for 5 quick rounds.
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12 years ago
Saudi court voids marraiage of 90 yo and 15 yrTell them how you know, Alucard? Tell them! Because that man is YOU! Tell them!
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12 years ago
What are you doing for the inauguration?@Alucard, with Jester & tenis, right? lol
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12 years ago
I found a pic of AlucardLol, AAAND...there's the PM. I knew it was coming, Alucard. So predictable.
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12 years ago
I found a pic of AlucardLMFAO Damn it, dalex, you beat me to it!
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12 years ago
Say Hello at Follies ATLLOL
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12 years ago
Stripper birthday rituals.Why do I always miss the fun days? I think it's time to switch to weekends.
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12 years ago
Say Hello at Follies ATL75 is perfect! But, it makes no difference to me. But I do get the weirdest looks when I walk in with a jacket, a vest, a beanie, a scarf, and basketball shorts. I think they're on to me.
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12 years ago
Saudi court voids marraiage of 90 yo and 15 yrThat's very understandable.
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12 years ago
Say Hello at Follies ATLLook for guys in shorts made of soft material (no matter the weather). You'll probably notice he has a stripper with her hand working through the leg of his shorts, and his hand in between the strippers legs with his arm working back and forth. Don't be shocked by this; it's just a master at work.
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12 years ago
What are you doing for the inauguration?*Recycled for this thread*
Alucard watched the last inauguration while enjoying a warm glass of milk and a Cock-meat sandwich he shared with Jester and tenisbum. Who supplied the cock-meat? tenisbum surprisingly.
How do I know this? Pages from Jesters tell all book titled "What's that smell? I think I like it." leaked online on the morning of January 9th, 2013.
We hope to get a statement from Jester very soon.
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12 years ago
Saudi court voids marraiage of 90 yo and 15 yrAlucard is 90.553 (ask him about the .553 part) years old.