Comments by staxwell (page 18)

"There certainly is an AIDS epidemic among black heterosexuals" A lot of closeted homosexuals calling themselves heterosexuals. You never REALLY know these days.

I was paranoid my first time too. You should be fine. Just take her to a cheap HOtel room the first time around. Shma-la-shmard, I got your PM. Real nice...real nice.

Oh, Doc, you totally get The Stax.

@Dougster, that was deep, man. OT: I have had infections, but never from dancers (yeah?). I was protected every time with them. The last one was trichomonas. I was having sex with this girl and it was amazing. We're doing it and out of nowhere she starts talking about how we should try anal one day. I take that as a signal. To make a long story short: we ended up doing anal unprotected, and unprepared. I got the infection REALLY fast. I could feel it the very next day. Back when I was 18 I dated this 22 year old chick for a while. She made me wait for sex (waiting isn't my thing). After a few months, we finally did it, but she was adamant about me wearing a condom, and her BJ's were very weak and uninspired. One night I woke up with the craziest hard on (sorry Dalex) and I reached over to feel her up; she was extremely wet. So I woke her up and pulled her in top of me. She was saying no, but she stayed on top of me, kissing and stroking me. I got it in and it felt AMAZING (I lasted like 30 secs). After that, she was all bent out of shape, and I wanted to know why. Turns out she had gotten HSV from her ex husband. I made the tough decision to stop seeing her, but damn that didn't change the fact that I was scared I might've picked up The Herp at age 18. After the longest waiting period of my life, the doc told me I was as clean as a whistle. Now I get tested every 3-6. And 6 years later I'm still a Herp free man.

Pusseeh Pusseeh Pusseeh marijuaunhaa.

@Jester, why do you have to suck the life out of EVERY thread? That job belongs to draculA. Keep your "reality checks" to yourself, ma'am.

If Jesus had an ATF, her tits would look like those. The nipples match her skin tone perfectly. The shape of the nipples make my mouth water as if the nipples are resting at my lips before entry. The space in between the ta-ta's making my Hitchcock go Psycho, losing all touch with reality. Titties.

Nice tits, Carolynne. My pants instantly got tighter upon seeing them. God bless your heart, as he did the possessor of those melons.

QWERTYUIOP: Quick. Wet. Erection. Rub. Tugging. You. Upon. Insertion. Of. Penis. Now every time I look at my keyboard I'm gonna want a BJ.

^^^

Did you get the PM, zip?

LOL, daddysgirl @pablo, do you have something against the flame wars, broski?

LMFAO, Tortilla!

I'm going out with a girl who looks like Beyonce on Friday. Maybe I'll get her to strip for me. If all goes well she'll be singing by the end of the night. I'm good for 5 quick rounds.

Tell them how you know, Alucard? Tell them! Because that man is YOU! Tell them!

@Alucard, with Jester & tenis, right? lol

Lol, AAAND...there's the PM. I knew it was coming, Alucard. So predictable.

LMFAO Damn it, dalex, you beat me to it!

LOL

Why do I always miss the fun days? I think it's time to switch to weekends.

75 is perfect! But, it makes no difference to me. But I do get the weirdest looks when I walk in with a jacket, a vest, a beanie, a scarf, and basketball shorts. I think they're on to me.

That's very understandable.

Look for guys in shorts made of soft material (no matter the weather). You'll probably notice he has a stripper with her hand working through the leg of his shorts, and his hand in between the strippers legs with his arm working back and forth. Don't be shocked by this; it's just a master at work.

*Recycled for this thread* Alucard watched the last inauguration while enjoying a warm glass of milk and a Cock-meat sandwich he shared with Jester and tenisbum. Who supplied the cock-meat? tenisbum surprisingly. How do I know this? Pages from Jesters tell all book titled "What's that smell? I think I like it." leaked online on the morning of January 9th, 2013. We hope to get a statement from Jester very soon.

Alucard is 90.553 (ask him about the .553 part) years old.