Comments by laplurker (page 8)

The dancers can't just lie about their age. They have to show management good I.D. to get hired. I.D. can be faked, but there is time and expense to doing that. If an under age dancer did slip in, I don't think that a customer would get in legal trouble, but the manager sure would. So, managers give all I.D.'s a hard look.

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Any one review can be crap, but read the last dozen for a club and you begin to get a picture of what it's like. The main things that I am looking for are what are the dancers like and can you get laid in the private room.

The old fat guy is king of the strip clubs. They all bring a big bankroll and the dancers know it. They stick to them like flies to honey trying to get a cut.

Based on reviews, I have been only to Cheetah WPB. I have always gotten extras in the private room. Expect to spend $400. Dancer quality runs anywhere from 5 to 9 depending on the luck of the shift.

hi founder - I logged in today. Instead of detailed reviews, I now see a front page of just club names and cities. I like that much better. I don't read all of the reviews. I need to see the club city and state up front to know if I want to read it. I read Florida because that's where I live. I read California because that's where I used to live (old times sake). I read the foreign country reviews because there are not very many of them and I'm curious. I don't read Idaho or Texas or New York because the chances of me being in any of those places is remote. Is it possible to have the number of clubs and reviews next to the reviewers name? Right now, you have to click something to see that information. As everyone knows, many of the first time reviews are either club ads or fake reviews. I am instantly suspicious about any reviewer whose numbers are "1/1". You have a great site here and I know you are trying to make it better. Thank you.

founder - I appreciate all of the hard work that it takes to maintain a web site. I'm on a desktop and find the new layout to be totally confusing. I liked the old layout just fine. I gather that the props are now comments. Maybe I'm blind, but I have searched and searched in a club review for comments and can't find them. Where are they? Sorry to be negative.

I met a dancer at a West Palm Beach club who I thought was, maybe, 35. She told me she was 46. Her body was fantastic for any age with big, natural tits. It can be done, but many dancers follow an unhealthy life style. They just can't last past 30.

Cheo_D - I hear you. I despise these government idiots that try to cram their morals down our throats. Especially when most of them are boozing and whoring on the sly with bribe money. I'm from California where the nude no alcohol rule is statewide. You comment about no state level regulations explains a lot about the Florida strip club scene that I have been wondering about.

It sounds like the clubs could stay open as full nude if they stop serving alcohol. It has been that way for decades in California. Only topless and bikini joints can serve booze there. The alcohol-free nude clubs do manage to stay open getting by on cover charges, soda sales, and the club cut of dance fees.

I was in one years ago. Feeding and DATY were allowed. Nothing bareback as Nevada law requires a cover. I went to the Chicken Ranch and the line up of girls was good. However, looking at pictures of some of the other places on the net leaves a lot to be desired. Many of the smaller, out of the way brothels are staffed by the over-the-hill gang. You could do better in Vegas with an escort.

I love it when girls walk around the club naked. You usually see it when they have finished their set and aren't in any hurry to put the costume back on. Just last night I watched a dancer leave the stage nude and spend 10 minutes talking to some guys at the bar before getting dressed again. I felt like I owed her another tip.

I have not gotten as far south as Miami. Diamond Dolls in nearby Pompano Beach should fill your needs for curvy latinas in a classy place. Avoid Friday and Saturday nights as it is a small club and gets very crowded. I don't know about MDMA. If you do it before arriving, who will know? Papi_Chulo knows more about Miami clubs than anybody if he sees this thread.

$45 for one lap dance?? Crazy, crazy. For that price, the dancer better be nude and have a cover in hand.

Two first time reviewers both visit the same club. Circumstance or club ads? You decide.

Two first time reviewers both visit the same club. Circumstance or club ads? You decide.

So, I looked this place up on Google Street Views. Holy shit, talk about the middle of nowhere. You have to switch to the aerial view to see what must be the main building. You have more courage than me to enter this joint.

This is the strangest club that I have ever heard of. I really don't know what to make of it.

Was Robert Craft (Patriots owner) one of the guys in the Bentley? He could have avoided a lot of trouble by skipping the AMP's and coming here.

I went to this dump a time or two when I lived in the area 20 years ago. Nothing has changed including the occasional pregnant dancer. It's a conversation starter.

California dancers must be employees of the business. No more independent contractors.

If you want to serve alcohol anywhere in California, then you have to be only topless. Generally, the topless places have lame lap dances and no extras. They have a liquor license to protect.

So, you give wife or girlfriend some jewelry. When she asks where you got it, just say "A lady at a stripclub."