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13 years ago
mrs. mOOt, I didn't come here to pick a fight and I don't think that was your intention, either. But when I'm standing knee-deep in gasoline and you throw a match at me, I might take offense. Maybe the guy is jerking off in the shower BECAUSE he hasn't had sex in three weeks or three months or whatever. My wife's libido is next to nothing, she shifted all of her attention years ago into being a mother only, sleeps with the child, and has tried her damnedest to scrub every bit of sexuality from me. I fought it for the longest time and I have just recently said to hell with it. After getting my ass chewed all the time for being a sex-crazed jerk (I'm not) and being worthless, I am not in much of a mood to light candles and give sensual backrubs. Since I am not supposed to have any kind of sexual outlet of any kind, I have tried to just turn the dial down to nothing. When you repress your biological urges continuously, after a while I suppose they just fade away. But I guess that's my fault for not seducing her all over again, huh? Listen, I am glad you reignited something in the mOOt household, but things are damned bleak here. And I'm not going to be the fall guy. She wanted me to tone it down to match her own non-existent sex drive and I guess she has now succeeded.
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13 years ago
I am trying to position my age so that I make avalon's cutoff. Avalon, you go first: you tell me your cutoff age and I'll tell you whether I am over or under it. ;) And I like that admission "I couldn't have possibily been in it for the money." That's music to my ears.
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13 years ago
I don't really care, so long as I can watch.
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13 years ago
policeman is going to have to build more into his budget to conduct his "investigations" if the price of extras is going up.
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13 years ago
Ooooph. Pow. Ka-bam. This thread is like getting my ass kicked in a comic book. Like the OP, I am a horned-up married guy. I can understand what he's saying. And I can understand what the posters are all saying. But it doesn't make it easier to take. And it looks pretty damn bleak for us guys that have a wife who has no interest in sex and takes delight in knowing that her husband can't get anything. I'm going out to the closed garage and start the engine now. . .
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13 years ago
Where is the guy who needs to come forward and admit that the shipment was intended for him? He's probably laying low.
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13 years ago
Yes, all dancers.
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13 years ago
So sorry to se you leave the ranks, f_d. You always had solid analysis and provocative comments. It is not easy to walk back into the regular economy, but I will be rooting for you. Cheers!
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13 years ago
Maybe they could create a new special age which would identify the safe age for students to get poked (or to poke) at, say 28, which might be the age most students finally move out of the house and go out on their own? Or is it 30 now?
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13 years ago
It used to be that women sought out the strongest, most dominant male for both personal protection and passing on the best genes. Men looked for wide hips and large breasts in their women. Women looked for big, muscled-up dudes who could run off competing males. A vestige of that is the women still swooning over guys with over-sized jaw bones. (The Dudley Do-right Complex?)
In the modern day, attractive men are not necessarily the muscled dudes but the moneyed dudes. Jackie O. said she married Onassis for the security, knowing that she didn't have to worry about supporting herself. So there are women that look to the financial security and possible power of a guy with a fat wallet. And a stripper is not looking for a potential mate but a provider for the night. I don't have the muscles and I don't have the cash, so I don't get to be the alpha dog.
I don't buy the Freud schtick, though, and I don't think girls want to have to carry around a schlong any more than they would be interested in carrying a hammer everywhere. (What's the purpose?)
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13 years ago
If we worked in an occupation where we were paid in cash only, you think we'd report all of that as income? Doubt it. And we think these girls are stupid? Are you kidding me?
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13 years ago
No need to turn in your membership card just yet, art. Your planned trips may be just what you need to prime the pump. But when you have been to some of the centers of the SC universe (I haven't), then the dimmer stars don't have much appeal. I was going to use a drug metaphor and how customers need to work harder to maintain the high, but I thought better of it. Maybe your body is slowing down a bit and you are ready to "nest"? I am in a similar funk, and I hope that it is not a permanent physiological change. I have heard the praises of the little blue pill and I will try to avoid that as long as I can, but it might be that it is inevitable. I hope not, but it is a strange topic to bring up to your doctor. (Doc, I don't get those raging boners when I go to strip clubs like I used to. Do I need to "enhance" things?)
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13 years ago
Oh, stiletto, you foxy foxster, it is a no-hand salute, of course!
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13 years ago
*haw* lopaw, love it. Steve, why is your inside door handle missing on the passenger side?
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13 years ago
Well God bless you, then, stiletto. I salute you.
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13 years ago
Stiletto, is that cockiness or puffery?
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13 years ago
+1 stan. I don't doubt that Obama will get beat next year. I and millions of others are in a foul mood and he will bear the brunt of it. But the cast of misfits that the GOP is pushing out there make me cringe. We didn't learn enough the first time about electing a dumbass shit-kickin' governor from Texas? And what did Herman Cain ever do, other than be a prick on national TV to Bill Clinton? But while you are at it, why don't you look at the pitiful record of Congress, too, and your "social agenda" state legislators? While this country is reeling from staggering unemployment, there are far too many politicians still trying to curry favor with the rich to the exclusion of all else. Mikey, none of us here are equipped to do even a cursory analysis of our economic, financial, and foreign affairs. I don't know what Obama did or did not do or what the Emperor of Japan did or did not do or what Bill O'Reilly thinks they did or did not do. I do know this: I have difficulty explaining to my young son how a moral and just country incinerated two Japanese cities in the name of peace. His developing bullshit-o-meter caught that one, for sure.
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13 years ago
The other posters have hit it. If I showed up and the dancer I wanted to see is tied up, I'll wait a reasonable time (depending on how much time I have that day). If I walked in with X amount to spend and I think that my main dancer will be occupied indefinitely, I will spend X on the fall-back girl. It has nothing to do with stiffing statuesque blondes. I did have an ATF who would come over and tell me what was up and she could successfully juggle a few regulars at one time, kind of like a plate spinner.
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13 years ago
I am a little confused. I thought the furniture moving business in Canada was legal and that a customer and laborer could freely enter into a mutually satisfactory compensable agreement on the spot. Did not know that obfuscation was necessary there.
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13 years ago
I'm not going to type my response in all caps, because, well, it's completely unhinged. I don't have time or patience for rantings about Obama or Pelosi or liberals. Or Tea Party nut sacks. Or Glenn Beck. I would like to say that I was ready to make the easy joke about Red October and Red Dawn, but Steve beat me to it. I'm starting to think that we were separated at birth. And I do likes me some cheerleaders. Oh, and fetish_dancer, you know that I love you, sugar. You can bring that feisty little ass over here anytime.
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13 years ago
Regarding black lights and strippers. Had a girl one time who smooshed her cooch up against my light polo a few times. Later, in another part of the club under a black light, it looked like I had spilled a bunch of cocktail sauce on my belly. I thought that she had been on the rag and I was a pissed-off camper, but I got away from the black light and it disappeared. Freaky.
An all-over tan and a glow-in-the-dark bikini are a sure eye-catcher. Knee-high white socks and black lights are not cool, except if part of a Catholic school girl outfit. And call me crazy, but I'm a sucker for the glow-in-the-dark stud that marks the pussy piercing (that she only shows you).
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13 years ago
Haven't really seen the menacing stare-down jerks yet. I'd wonder if she regularly gives ITC extras or why they have have this unnatural obsession. Or whether it is a current or former boyfriend. The most I've seen has been the relatively harmless PL who has really fallen for a dancer but is not looking for a fight and would probably get his ass kicked by all of the guys and probably all of the dancers in the club. The mousey kind of guys that probably live at home with their mothers and have a learning disability of some kind. If you are getting the guys who like to do the stare-down or the license plate stare, I'd be inclined to find another club before they try and re-enact any scenes from "Deliverance".