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10 years ago
Holy crap I forgot Bill Murray !!!! I wasn't thinking comedy. That opens a whole new list.
And Wolf of Wall Street was one of the best movies of all time. And I'm not a fan of Dicaprio, but after seeing him in that movie he's become one of my favorite actors. He did an incredible job in that film.
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10 years ago
Who's Douqster?
Oh, wait, is this those fucking 3 year olds who have all the aliases that everyone ignores? Oh, okay, never mind. This new forum doesn't show all the morons who you're ignoring who post in a thread, thankfully.
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10 years ago
Like the link said, Jackie Guerrido and Elita Loresca are two of the hottest.
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10 years ago
I looked up Jen Carfagno....
Umm....no.
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10 years ago
Wow. thanks...I'll try it....but the thought of doing that gives me the willies....
Okay, I'll man up and stop being a pussy....
Wish me luck....
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10 years ago
And as someone else mentioned, there must be mutual respect. Strippers, almost by definition, do not respect their customers for reasons I've already mentioned. They can act like they do, but only time will tell if it's real, or it's a way they manipulate you to get your money, or whatever else they want from you.
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10 years ago
If you think you've fallen in love with a stripper, it's quite possible you don't know what love is.
You cannot truly love someone you don't REALLY know. And that takes a very long time, and lots of honesty and cutting thru the BS and showing how you really care for each other. You cannot get to that level, or even close, with someone like a stripper, especially if you only see her on rare occasions.
If you really want to see if you love her, consider this: what would you feel for her if she wasn't hot? Do you love the person, or the look? Granted, a beautiful woman makes it easier, but there has to be a lot more behind it for it to be love. Honesty, commitment, and a whole bunch of other things.
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10 years ago
Who's Dougster?
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10 years ago
Yeah, that was a nice move. Though isn't that pretty much standard procedure with Presidents and such to make what seem to be unscripted gestures to the average man, which are in fact planned and scripted to the greatest detail with Secret Service? I think all Presidents to that kind of stuff.
Not to take away anything from the guy though. He seems to be a down to earth, nice guy in that way. And us Americans love the Brits anyway...
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10 years ago
Jackie Johnson definitely...she moved to LA and she's been giving me a boner for years. Damn she's got a hot body and big tits. But nobody holds a candle to the weather girls on the Mexican TV stations in LA. Fucking insane.
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10 years ago
Okay this is really really fucking strange. I was just in the shower about an hour ago after I shaved my dick and balls with an electric trimmer, because I know my GF likes it when its shaved so she doesn't have to get any hairs in her mouth and spit them out !!!! And I was going to post here if anyone knows a better way than using an electric trimmer because it really doesn't do a very good job !!!!! But I am really nervous about using a regular razor cuz I don't want to cut anything important. All the loose skin around the nut sack might get sliced by a razor. Am I just being a pussy?
Wow, this is like clairvoyant or something....
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10 years ago
Morgan Freeman and Gene Hackman, definitely. Cant think of any others. Maybe Pacino and DeNiro, maybe Jack Nicholson
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10 years ago
Now that the girls got free advertising in the local press, including their addresses, I'm guessing there will ba a traffic jam of anxious guys in front of their houses. Easy money for a coupke of stripper hookers
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10 years ago
Yeah, NYC is somewhere between suck-tastic and suck-tacular. The entire northest, with a few exceptions, is pretty useless in terms of strip clubs if you want mileage and value. I give Guiliani a lot of credit for his general NYC cleanup, but with strip clubs thats just going too far
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10 years ago
"Actually my pc auto corrected incorrectly."
Right. Yeah. You've gotta watch those spell checkers that insert Hugh Hefner's name. Happens a lot. Really.
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10 years ago
I'll pass on this one. I still can't figure out what the title of the thread means. Something that you saw outside of a strip club and other people say that too? Maybe it will make sense after a few beers.
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10 years ago
Geezus dude, are you serious? It was a joke....
What you meant, I believe, was a 300 pound "heifer", which is a young cow. Not a Hefner. That's a guy. His full name is Hugh Hefner, and he owns (or at least owned) and started Playboy Magazine.
So I made a joke. Apparently even that was too deep for this forum. Geez.
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10 years ago
"I believe a 300 pound ugly Hefner"
Was that a Huge Hefner? Y'know the guy with PlayCow magazine?
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10 years ago
Pinecone sez: "I've been getting my ass licked by girls for nearly 20 years now"
Ummm....I....um....
I've got nothin'....speechless.
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10 years ago
"So, it is up to you if you are willing to play it long like keep spending money on her until she falls in love."
I'm going to hope that was intended as a joke. Really. Because the pathetic-ness of that is beyond comprehension.
Tell me you're not serious.
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10 years ago
Pinecone sez? "So getting your ass eaten by a girl is excessively gay? Then I'll be a giant gay homo......"
Dude, seriously, you may actually be a giant gay homo...
Here's the deal...
If you get sexual excitement from any sort of assplay, the inevitable next step is this:
"Um, honey, y'know that big, 9 inch dildo you hide in the drawer, the one shaped like a guys cock? Well, y'know what would be fun? Why don't you just take it and, y'know, play with it in my ass a bit...I just want to see how it feels...y'know, just for grins"
"Wow, honey, that feels pretty awesome. Yeah push it in all the way honey. Fuck yeah !!! Um, honey, let's do some role-play !! It'll be fun !! Why don't you talk to me in a really deep voice like a big black guy, and call me your bitch while you fuck me really hard with that dildo....DAMN THAT FEELS GOOD !!!"
Slippery slope dude. Seriously....
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Who ???
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10 years ago
I think what you're describing are girls with the same problem. Jealousy and low self esteem.
Introduction to Women 101:
"Women are completely and totally jealous of any other woman who is prettier than she is. It makes them insane."
So they put up an "eminent front" to make themselves (and others) believe that they are super awesome. And they put prettier girls down to make themselves feel good.
Is it annoying? Absolutely fucking annoying. But if you make a list of everything that is annoying about many of the women you encounter, I'm not sure that would be near the top of the list.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
There's a long list of shit that strippers do that annoys me. Face it, a majority of strippers are not there to please you, and couldn't even if they knew (or cared) how.
Girls who think they are being "sexy" when in fact they wouldn't know sexy if it came up and tapped them on the shoulder. Or they see something in a music video and think its awesome (like booty slapping, which is fucking worthless to me), so they try to duplicate it.
Yeah, the aggressive shit is totally useless, and usually the result of a dancer thinking she's being awesome and cool when in fact she's fucking lame.
But the worst is the changeup. She's getting into a nice groove and working you up in the lap dance booth, and just when you're getting into it she stands up and changes her position and starts some other formula move.
And the "trying to be sexy but has no clue what sexy is" is right up in the top 3. Blowing in your ear, nipple pinching, the "big butt jackhammer" that black chicks love to do and it's just painful, and on and on...
And that includes the chicks who think they're wearing sexy outfits that are, in fact, just a woman's idea of sexy and totally not what men (or at least me) like.
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10 years ago
Basic qualifications for being a stripper:
1. Look reasonably good.
2. Not afraid to dance in front of people.
That's about it. Nowhere does it state you have to be prompt, reliable, hard working, intelligent, or anything else you might expect from a human being. They don't have to show up on time, or do anything their entire shift, have any skills, know anything, care about anything, etc.
And since being a stripper is considered by society to be only for sluts and whores, all strippers are fighting the knowledge that society sees them that way, and grapple with that in their own ways. And the job attracts only those women who are screwed up enough to be able to deal with that.
So stripper shit is the rule. It always will be the rule. And anyone who thinks their ATF is different is fooling himself.