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10 years ago
DandyDan sez: "I think the problem everyone has with gay or bi men is that they always assume they are the bottom, as opposed to the top, to use porn terminology. With lesbian or bi females, that doesn't happen."
WTF ????
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10 years ago
Corvus, perhaps you posted your response in the wrong thread? Did you mean to post it in the Orgasm Responsibility thread or this one? Just sayin'....
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10 years ago
If I want to look at chicks, it generally means I'm real horny. Food is often the last thing on my mind at the time. More of an annoyance. I'll go to the strip club first, get my thrills, and then later on worry about food.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"Not surprised jerikson cant understand since he figures whatever he likes everyone else must be the same."
No, just asking for a rational explanation why people feel the way they do. But apparently that's far too complex for many folks here.
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10 years ago
"I have no problem multi tasking but there is a rumor that some guys have trouble with it."
Anybody CAN do it....but that's not the point. If given the choice of two establishments, one with hot naked strippers only where they dance for you and you can get lapdances, or one with topless or naked waitresses that only serve you food, which would you choose? That's the point. That's why there are so few places around with topless/naked waitresses that serve food. Given the choice, most guys choose the strip club.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"A. Definitely. Maybe some hand action on the balls but A for sure."
Really? I don't get it. You have the option for additional tactile stimulation, but you choose not to have it. It's kinda like being offered a free meal including appetizer, main course, and dessert, and you say "Naw, just give me the steak and I'm happy".
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Hands are a must. As I've described before, generally mouth action is insufficient. This is because a mouth can generally only suck on a limited amount of boner at a time, generally the head only and a bit of the shaft. That leaves most of the dick unstimulated. Yeah, some chicks can take it deep enough, and with the right amount of suction and skill, to make it happen, but IMO that's pretty rare. A combination of mouth action along with hands stroking the dick and massaging the balls is an unbeatable combination.
Personally, I find a mouth-only BJ as rarely satisfying, and rarely can result in blastoff.
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10 years ago
Lopaw you should care....
If you want more chicks, the key to success is to be narcissistic, thrill seeking, manipulative, and a bad boy....
Oh, wait....
Okay, maybe try for 2 out of 3...
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10 years ago
What I find far more interesting in that article is the assumption that women are generally attracted to the Dark Triad of personality traits...narcissistic, thrill seeking, and manipulative. Guys who are cold, self centered, dont give a fuck, bad boys, etc., are the guys who score. And no matter what a woman will tell you, the truth is that nice guys finish last.
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10 years ago
Thats funny.
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10 years ago
Youre a man. Be direct. Ask her. The worst that can happen is she says no. I'd either ask, or move her into position myself and say "use your tits"
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10 years ago
Geezus Mr Smith, I show you to be a pompous douchebag in one thread about leeches, and now you'll take every opportunity to nip at my heels and throw some sort of attack at me ? Are you really that much of a fucking 6 year old ?
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10 years ago
Occurious, you started a thread, wondering why there are no topless or nude waitress establishments around. Now youre saying Hooters and Tilted Kilt, whatever the fuck that is, are evidence that there are many and its popular?
Do you guys even think when you open your mouths ?
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10 years ago
"At least this explains why you are wrong in most of what you post."
I know you've got this stick up your butt for me, and will try everything you can to discredit me, so fine...
However, the fact that there are virtually no establishments like that in existence, only in people's foggy memories, is clear evidence that the vast majority of the male population agrees with me. If guys wanted it, and were willing to spend money at places like that, there would be many of them.
I gave clear reasons why I, and most other guys, clearly have a PREFERENCE to focus solely on the chicks, not be distracted by food. How you can equate that with being gay is clearly a sign that you have what are called ulterior motives.
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10 years ago
zipman, you didn't answer the questions I posed...
How would YOU respond? And what's YOUR stance?
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10 years ago
"....jerikson seems to have some issues with gay dudes"
Well, yeah, but I don't think it's much different from most guys. I mean, lets be honest, if someone asked you if you would ever fuck a guy up the butthole, what would your response be? I'm guessing that 90% of the guys surveyed would immediately say "NO FUCKING WAY !!!". I certainly would. Would you? So yeah, I have some issues with homosexuality.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
No, not at all.
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10 years ago
I guess I just don't get the concept. Looking at naked boobs while you eat. Seems like two different things that don't complement each other. You can't really enjoy either thing because the other is in the way. You can't really enjoy your food cuz you're always looking around at the tits. And you can't really enjoy the tits cuz you're busy eating. And the tits aren't dancing, and you can't get a lap dance with the girl, so I just don't get it.
When I'm with hot chicks I give them my full concentration. They're important. I don't want food getting in the way. In fact, in clubs that serve food I almost never order anything. I'm there for the chicks.
Maybe there's a reason why the places with food and tits are foggy memories to everyone...nobody wants to go there because it's not a cool idea to most guys.
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10 years ago
"Sexually speaking, there isn't much that can go wrong with a little too much Yin but a lot can go wrong with too much Yang"
Slick you're fucking hilarious. I shouldn't eat and read TUSCL at the same time....
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10 years ago
"^^^ ....Says the king of calling people faggots"
Well, to be fair, I believe that what you are referring to is a single incident in which I suggested, somewhat jokingly, that a guy who derives sexual satisfaction from "ass play" might be exceedingly gay. Not a faggot. And I believe that was directed at you. Hence your incorrect description of me as "king of calling people faggots", likely derived from being offended and therefore hating me until the end of time, I suspect. So, like others here, I'm sure I can assume you will now spend your time nipping at my heels and calling me names?
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10 years ago
Mr. Spic sea: "I once saw a bisexual wearing bifocals riding a bicycle while bisecting the street as a biplane piloted by a biracial bilingual looked down with binoculars."
Dude, you should do standup...you've got some seriously funny shit.
skibum sez: "Our perception is that bisexual females are fundamentally heterosexual and bisexual males are fundamentally homosexual"
I think there's some truth to that perception, in the straight community at least. I think a lot of people, for whatever reason, see women who have an interest in both women and men as inherently straight, but just kind of playing around with an interest in other women.
But I think most men feel that sex with another guy is so totally outside the realm of what they'd consider that in order to even consider doing it you'd have to have crossed a big line that can only be crossed by someone who is inherently homosexual.
Maybe my explanation isn't real clear, but I think guys will understand.
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10 years ago
"Happened in 2009??? Wtf? Geez. Don't be in any hurry to file that law suit.. "
Go no, right?
Let's see, I wonder why it took over 5 years to decide to file a $1 million lawsuit because some guy put his fingers in her twat...or so she says...
Hmmm, I wonder....
Could it be because at the time either nothing happened, or it was so minor to her that she didn't think anything of it, and customers do that shit all the time...and then years later she met some lawyer dude and happened to brag that she danced for Jerry Jones years ago, and a lightbulb goes off over the ambulance chaser's head....
BINGO !!! It's jackpot time !!!!
"Now, honey, he sexually assaulted you, right? (and oh by the way the correct answer could mean $1million cash in your Hello Kitty purse...)"
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10 years ago
Mr. Smith,
A bit of advice....get the fuck over yourself.
Geezus, you have a stick up your butt because somebody asks for some information, but he doesn't have enough "rep points" or whatever for your pompous ego? Get the fuck over yourself. You think your information is fucking gold plated or something, and only worthy of those who have given you equal value first?
Geez, dude, if some guy comes up to you on the street and asks for directions, do you tell him to fuck off because he hasn't given you equally valuable directions before? This is a community forum, where people share information. And if you have a stick up your butt for some particular individual, so what? OTHERS might be able to benefit from the info. You post in a public forum so many people have access to info.
And considering that most of the crap that's posted in this forum is fucking useless, childish ranting by fucking 6 year olds, don't you think it raises the bar just a bit to provide some actual information instead of calling everyone faggots?
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10 years ago
ranukam sez: "The reason I hate political shit is because neither the Republicans or Democrats can be objective."
EXACTLY !!! They act like fucking children. Just like some in this forum. They can't separate the disagreement on issues from personal hatred. They start this infantile name calling like "Obummer" and all this stupid childish shit. It goes both ways. Republicans are just as infantile as Democrats.
And as much as you probably don't want to believe it, politicians don't fuck up this country, you and I do. The people do. But we're so fucking childish we can NEVER objectively evaluate ourselves, so we blame it on everybody and everything else.
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10 years ago
Jackie Johnson...fuck yeah
http://cdn.cnwimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jackie-johnson-_t7jv.png
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10 years ago
"The only gesture I would like to see from him is resignation!"
Geez, dude get over it !!! Yeah, I don't like his policies, we're opposites on the political spectrum. But at least give him the respect that the office deserves. Geezus, that is a fucking impossible job no matter who does it, and I respect anyone who occupies the office. Get over the hatred just because you disagree. Fucking childish, I'm so tired of this childish political hatred.