goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
Comments by goldmongerATL (page 22)
review comment
2 years ago
Muddy
USA
But everybody likes a snatch.
discussion comment
2 years ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
My snappy comeback should have been "Because that's what you are in VIP or that's what you're gonna use?"
discussion comment
2 years ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
I saw a girl that had a beer belly and was probably 6 foot and 200 pounds who went by Pixie.
In contrast, I met a tiny little spinner named Amazon (because that is where she did all her shopping).
The most inappropriate stripper name IMHO is Chastity.
I had one tell me some name and she added "because they won't let me use Cunt"
discussion comment
2 years ago
Pussylicker2
Ohio
Adding a couple of more.
Don't tell a guy you have to go in back and will be "right back" and then disappear for an hour. He is holding your seat and sending other dancers away. Sure way to lose whatever he was going to spend on you when you come back as if time had stood still.
For clubs with tip rail seating, don't squat on a full longneck. That is alcohol abuse. Feel free to impale yourself on an empty, though.
discussion comment
2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I have two best days.
On the first a salesman for my company took me to a club to entertain a couple of big clients. He must have dropped $4K or $5K, including 3 strippers in VIP for a couple of hours. I know I fucked all three of them. I think the others did, too. Those big rooms at the Atlanta Oasis come in handy!
The other best day was the day I ran into a gorgeous 19 year old from my neighborhood stripping her way through college. Amazing fuck in VIP. I tipped very well. She did not last long stripping. Moved to sa.com. After graduation worked as a topless bottle service girl. Things worked out well for her. She was in Penthouse.
discussion comment
2 years ago
lameduck
Atlanta
The real reason shadowcat is avoiding the club?
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2 years ago
MrHilton
I waste too much money
You can get decent grind at Tattletales from white 7's and 8's. Just remember they are searching for VIP money.
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2 years ago
Beat100
I have never seen a bottle service girl at a strip club, but at the trendy pool clubs in Miami that is big. I knew a guy that managed one where they wore bikinis and only most of them wore the tops. He had to overstaff by 2-3 girls because girls were constantly disappearing for a couple of hours with a customer. He got a $100 tip to get someone to cover for them. I got the impression they were charging north of $500, so $100 the manager was nothing. He would sometimes get over $1000 a day in such tips. So, yeah a lot of them were headed to hotel rooms on a regular basis.
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2 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Maybe he thought it was legal because birds do it all the time.
discussion comment
2 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I am a registered member of the Guild of Independent Teat Examiners and Raters of Degree of Nipple Erection (GIT ER DONE)
Tools of the trade: https://www.amazon.com/Size-Matters-Pumping-Detachable-Cylinders/dp/B01IFB7U2Q
discussion comment
3 years ago
wallanon
I came across a dancer that apparently does OTC. She had (now gone) an onlyfans and sold videos of her having sex. Judging from some previews I saw it was many different guys and most were not "port star" attractive. I got the impression she was filming the OTC sessions at her place.
discussion comment
3 years ago
wallanon
You saw the videos? Did the cowboy hat and chaps make me look fat?
review comment
3 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
Still attached :-)
review comment
3 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
@shadowcat - She talked about that. Said she has now lost enough weight to be allowed to work there again. Still a few pounds to go, though.
Had no idea they had a "no fatty" rule, but then again I cannot remember ever seeing one there.
discussion comment
3 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The shrinking packages have been going on for decades. Other than those brands that tout their half gallons are still half gallons, ice cream half gallons have been more like a quart and a half for a long time.I recently bought a "gallon" of milk that was only 120 ounces.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Follies was extremely dark and you could be doing almost anything at your table or on the couch. Nuff said.
discussion comment
3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Once you get to NJ and if you are looking for extras, Delilahs Den in Toms River is a sure thing. It is pretty far from north NJ though.
discussion comment
3 years ago
MrHilton
I waste too much money
I think any club in Atlanta will hire 18+ strippers.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
What time does the thread open in the morning?
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Club Ad
discussion comment
3 years ago
Player11
Texas
I try to stick to generalities as far as occupation and location. I have had many examine my ring finger and ask if I have ever been married or if I have kids. If they guess at my age I go with something close to their guess. If they ask me if other girls let them do what I am doing I always say "of course".
From those generalities, the conversation can get weird fast. I had one tell me that if she was my (imaginary) daughter's best friend that I would be fucking her, wouldn't I?
I told another the general area (NOT specific at all) that I live and she started spilling that she lived there too. She named a small subdivision, mentioned which street and even which house (for example the yellow house in the cul-de-sac). Told which local restaurants she preferred, etc. It all fit because unbeknownst to her I live about 2 miles away.
Another told me she sees me in the grocery store a lot. That freaked me out until I asked which one and she named one 30 miles from where I live. I went with the flow and told her yep that was me. She said next time she saw me I was going to get grinded on right in the aisle just to see what people would do. I hope that guy enjoyed it.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
I whip mine out through the fly and never take anything down. I never knew that fucking a dancer in that manner was not considered an extra. I agree with OP, extras should be eliminated. Fly fucking only.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
I would add being allowed to DATY as an extra. Also depends on the club. There are many clubs where extras are expected, the norm, or even the primary reason for visiting the club. HJ might be considered an extra in some clubs but a ROB move in others.
Also, the "extras" line is not between what is legal and illegal. In most clubs the two way touching, groping, stick shifting and pussy play is just normal behavior but probably illegal, too.
discussion comment
3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
There was a dancer I used to take to VIP that disappeared for a while and came back as a bartender. She was flirty and handsy and would sometimes flash her tits. She would also agree to OTC if a guy was really into her. She was charging double what she would get in VIP. Granted it was nowhere near the volume, but she was still working the game.
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3 years ago
BaggerRider
Wisconsin
I get asked what I do for work all the time. I have been asked what I was looking to spend only once. I asked her why she asked and she told me so she knew which hole my dick was going into in VIP. I didn't take her.