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7 years ago
One of many things I've learned on TUSCL is that sometimes, at some clubs, waitresses and shot girls are available for lap dances and even VIPs!
Yes, shot girls are a total scam. I have literally never bought a shot from a shot girl.
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7 years ago
@londonguy, lemme get this straight:
Winchester = all right
Manchester = trouble
Since she's from Winchester, does that make her a Wincunian?
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7 years ago
Let's see, is there any connection between my enjoyment of lapgasms and a stripper's willingness to see me OTC? I've had close to 20 OTC dates with 5 different strippers (though two of these dates were for dinner only). With two of the five, I had lapgasmed ITC only; the other three had already blown me ITC. Conclusion: No, no real correlation. If a stripper thinks I'm fun to be with, feels safe with me, and knows she can make some money from me, she'll see me OTC regardless of the exact nature of my ITC orgasms.
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7 years ago
A beautiful but dumb blonde was grinding on my lap one day and complimented me on how soft my hands were. I gave her one of my two usual responses: "I haven't dug many ditches recently!" (the other one is "I haven't been working the pole much recently!") and she replied, quite seriously, "Oh! I didn't know you were a ditch-digger!"
I managed to keep a straight face, but I thought "Come on, sweetie! Does this portly bespectacled late-middle-aged nerdy-looking dude really look like a ditch-digger to you?" LMFAO
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7 years ago
@sflguy123 wrote: "You all who can't LDK are probably a bunch of fat fucks. Fat guys can't cum as easily b/c you all are girly boys."
Speaking as a bit of a "fat fuck" myself (6' tall, 230 lb), I have to say I have lapgasmed many *hundreds* of times. I guess the allegedly high level of oestradiol in my body is more than compensated for by my uber-masculine testosterone level :)
And not that I give a flip what SJG thinks about this, but I have found no conflict between cumming quickly during lap dances and cumming slowly in bed with a woman. Obviously paying per dance motivates me to cum quickly, but when I'm with a woman who's "off the clock", I can slow right on down to her natural rhythm.
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7 years ago
JS69, you may be kidding when you say that strippers perform an essential public service, but I do seriously think that the world is a better place because there are strippers in it. Sometimes I will tell a favorite that strippers increase the net joy of the world.
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7 years ago
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7 years ago
Um, no. I do love the occasional PAWG, and the thick white girl who got me off with two lappers last week in Austin certainly qualifies, but this Jenny Shea chick is grotesque.
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7 years ago
I'm with Subraman on OTC fun with strippers as the caviar of the sex industry. Though I'm a big fan of BBBJs in the VIP room, I *love* them with my ATF in her apartment, ideally at bedtime and again in the morning (after several hours of sleep / recovery). However, I've never fucked another stripper (besides her) either ITC or OTC and don't think I would.
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7 years ago
This topic comes up from time to time and is rather tiresome. If you club in an area where extras are available, you have little need to lapgasm. I *don't* live in such an area and have lapgasmed literally hundreds of times over the years. In my 40s I could often cum after just a dance or two. Now, in my 60s, it generally takes several dances -- but it happens, often!
Just last week I went to a nude BYOB place in Austin called XTC Cabaret and got several very high-contact $10 lappers with two different Latinas, the second of whom prided herself on her ability to make guys cum with just dances. It didn't work on me, and I thought I might have to go VIP, where I had gotten a CBJ the week before. However, a thick white girl appeared on stage, I tipped her several dollars, she joined me when she got off stage, and we soon adjourned to the side of the room for lap dances. To my delighted surprise, she got me off in just two songs, aided by the fact that she was naked and that she provided lots of manual stimulation to Little Deuce.
I guess I don't understand guys who *can't* cum from lap dances :)
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7 years ago
I think the biggest impression I made was a triple surprise for my ATF when we did our first afternoon OTC in her apartment last fall after an initial overnight date in a hotel room. She seemed genuinely surprised that I:
* had never consumed marijuana in any form
* had never used any kind of sex toy
* was 62.
No weed that day (or any day), but I did use a vibrator on her while she blew me. As for my age, I'm hoping she thought I was 52 and not 72 :)
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7 years ago
@crown, that's not my understanding. I've been told that every time I post a big boobs video, the Internet breaks for at least a few seconds. This gives me a heady sense of the power I wield.
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7 years ago
Thanks for the support, 25! What am I supposed to say when a 20-some-year-old utters some inanity like "I never want to get old!" ?? Getting old does, indeed, beat the alternative -- and some of the ladies love our staying power! I find that once I get hard, I can stay hard for a long time these days. Being 60+ isn't all bad!
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7 years ago
Young feller, I suspect that a bigger issue on this board is cumming too slow -- or not at all. For many of us PLs in our 60s (or older), orgasms are a precious thing, not to be wasted on jacking off. I do remember sometimes masturbating the *day* before a club visit in my 40s so that I would last longer during lap dances, which have always been (and still are) a big turn-on to me. However, nowadays I don't jerk off at all -- ever! -- preferring to experience all of my increasingly precious orgasms with a woman in some sort of sexual activity, either ITC or OTC.
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7 years ago
I'm a pretty touchy-feely guy with strippers, so I sometimes kiss their shoulder or neck during lap dances if they don't object.
At XTC Cabaret in Austin last week, a nude club, I got a bunch of $10 nude lappers (in the front room, playing the chump's game). In a couple of cases a nice big Latin booty was right up in my face and I just had to kiss it. Yes, I occasionally kiss strippers' ass! One of them was so offended that a few minutes later she was blowing me (covered) in the VIP room for $40 beyond the cost of four $20 lappers.
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7 years ago
At non-extras clubs I expect to lapgasm, though with increasing age it takes several dances (often 2-3 with each of a few dancers) rather just a couple.
Only once, in the late 90s, I came twice from lap dances with two different dancers during a four-hour visit. However, I have often lapgasmed once in the afternoon and then again at night, maybe 6-8 hours later, at a different club.
BJs, of course, are a different story. The shortest interval between ITC orgasms was a couple of years ago at a club with an extras-friendly day shift: two BBBJCIMs (by different strippers) in two hours.
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7 years ago
Once again i agree with Subraman the Sagacious. Strippers may compliment me during dances or VIPs regardless of whether they want to see me OTC or not. You ser, strippers, being people and not (necessarily) just whores, sometimes just like us . . . or they want a bigger tip . . . or they want us as regulars . . . or they want to see us OTC . . . or some combination of the above.
I will say that the 3 strippers I've seen OTC, and a couple of others that I swung and missed with, we're all quite complimentary and fun to be with, not just sexually seductive.
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7 years ago
Yeah, the ignore feature is really my friend on this thread -- I see only 5 comments out of 16! The reappearance of tumblingdice reminds me that I haven't updated my ignore list recently.
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7 years ago
@Bookguy, speaking as a quantitatively inclined guy myself, do you agree, as we learned on the playground, that the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat?
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7 years ago
First of all, unlike that interminable tome yesterday, I actually read this. It was way too long and you definitely need some more paragraphs.
Second, like many of us, I've been where you are. I met a stripper in April 2016 and almost immediately fell in like / lust / love with her. After many VIPs over the summer, she kicked her loser BF (typical pot-smoking gamer) to the curb and we started "dating" -- for lots of money, of course.
Currently we're on a 2-month "break", our third in 14 months! When she needs money, she'll resume contact and we'll pick up where we left off.
Questions:
1. Are you married?
2. What's the age difference?
3. Is it love or just lust?
Advice:
A. If you're both single, and if the age difference isn't so great that you know she's just using you, go for it.
B. Don't lend or advance her -- or any stripper -- money EVER!
C. Don't fall in love with a stripper.
D. Repeat B and C to yourself as often as necessary.
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7 years ago
likher, you'll find that I'm known for my preference for massive-meloned mamas. Apparently I wasn't breastfed long enough as a baby and have been compensating ever since.
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7 years ago
These are obviously staged, because Chris Rock taught us a long time ago that there is NO sex in the champagne room, and everyone on TUSCL knows this to be true!
Seriously, this video was fun to watch and aroused . . . some memories :)
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7 years ago
I guess I would approve of see-through lace apparel on my ATF if she wore it (briefly) to bed. Otherwise, not so much.
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7 years ago
Ha! -- a stripper with a cool sense of humor. Welcome to TUSCL, Bj99!
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7 years ago
Twice a week isn't excessive if you have the time and moolah. I averaged twice a week for a few years through last November but have cut back this year to once a week -- usually. However, I've been on vacation in Austin the last two weeks and have hit the clubs 5 times. Now my wallet and my willy need a break for a week :)