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13 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
In your profile you say you have never exceeded what you experienced in Toronto when you started in the hobby 20 years ago. IMO Toronto is a better destination than Detroit for what you seek. If you choose Detroit pick up a rental and curb the drinking; otherwise you will be paying a small fortune in cab fares if you hit 4 or 5 clubs a day.
As for Vancouver as a SC destination? Are you nuts? Vancouver is my favourite city in the world but the Vancouver SC scene plays NO part in the city's appeal for me.
Montreal's SC culture? I know absolutely nothing about it.
I reiterate, north to Toronto and its suburbs.
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13 years ago
txtittyfan:
Interesting comment about Treasures (I am assuming you are alluding to Treasures Houston). I encountered the same attitudes at Treasures Mississauga (Toronto) recently. Do you know if these two clubs are affiliated?
I had planned on stopping in Houston on my way home but business shit arose and I had to go to Ottawa instead. Definitely not a fair trade SC-wise.
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13 years ago
I went to the final home game of the Edmonton Oilers hockey season tonight. It was nice to ogle the cheerleaders. I sat near one of the exits where they do their routines throughtout the game. No cartwheels, however. DAMN!!
Oilers lost again.
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13 years ago
clubber,
Yeah, it was a major disappointment. Happened once in Toronto on this trip too. I will be asking my doc for some chemical help when I see her in June. An old bastard like me can not pass on these sweet opportunities when they come around. It is unlikely those two ladies and I will ever cross paths again.
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13 years ago
I didn't realize Samantha was so well known. She was very accommodating to me when I went up the stairs with her. I was um... er... ah... a little too 'tired', shall we say, to sample the more 'vigourous' items on her menu. Not her fault - I had been a naughty, naughty boy at Subi's the previous night (or rather, early morning).
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13 years ago
Not out here in Alberta yet. There are still metre- high snow banks lining my driveway and yard. I was in Calgary yesterday and saw not a single sweetheart in shorts.
Sheesh!
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13 years ago
From Rick's press release:
"...........'Rick's Cabaret', 'XTC', 'Club Onyx', 'Tootsie's Cabaret". Sexual contact is not permitted at these locations."
Really?? I have never visited any Rick's location. Whom do I believe - Rick's or tuscl reviews??
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13 years ago
CTQ:
#12. Learn how to count.
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13 years ago
Definitely goes right to the top of my 'to-do' list.
#1. Stay up late (or get up early) to follow bubble head Las Vegas stripper on twitter.
#2. Go to dentist forB 6 root canals after viptease signs off.
#3 Listen to polka music (or Justin Bieber) 24 hrs. non-stop.
#4. Shop at Wally World.
#6. Take bath in Arctic Ocean.
#7. Send all my personal info to Nigerian prince who knows what happened to my great-grandfather's estate.
#8. Stick dick in meat grinder.
#9 Eat entire barrel of KFC so I can shit green for entire week.
#10.Buy 100,000 shares of Bre-X (wait - did that in 1993).
#11.Sell 100,000 shares of Bre-X.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Man, oh, man, you guys! This is just hooking up with a stripper. Don't tie yourselves in knots.
I negotiated a $50mil farm-in deal this morning for my new oil patch venture in less than half the wording of joker44's post.
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13 years ago
Well, I have to backtrack a tiny bit from my original reply to this thread to encompass an experience I had in Toronto since that post. I had a very powerful encounter with a very responsive lady and I am pretty sure The Big O was included for the lady. I was moved enough to even write a blog about it.
Unlike dallas702's experience, mine was NOT a freebie.
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13 years ago
Jeez, harrydave, you compliment me and slam me at the same time. I am guilty of #8 and I will grant you that it is not one of my best reviews. The club wasn't much either. It was Matheson Exotic Bar in Mississauga and the spicy reviews for the joint were posted by clubman069. I'll try to do better for you, sir. Nothing more humbling than having an engineer critique a hillbilly oilman's puerile attempts at writing.
Are you still in Oman? I am back in Canada.
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13 years ago
Hi vince:
My new "friend" wasn't there; had some beer at the hotel and scuttled back to Toronto the next morning.
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14 years ago
The only country tune I have ever enjoyed is that old favourite:
"I Hate Every Bone In Her Body 'Cept Mine".
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14 years ago
The most beautiful girl I have ever seen on stage in any SC anywhere turned up in a club called X-Static in Red Deer, Alberta; believe it or not!
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14 years ago
Prim0:
Sorry, no massage parlours or escorts for me in Toronto this trip. The SCs are just sooooooooooo reliable with soooooooooo many hot dancers! I will post my reviews but not until I get home at the end of next week. I am off to Detroit tomorrow evening for some fun and then business back in Ottawa for two days (which is replacing my planned stop in Houston - damn!)
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14 years ago
Welcome to tuscl, bodaniels26. To be honest and blunt, I (and most of the older regular posters here) want as much mileage in the VIP as we can get from the dancers who appeal to us. Answering your specific questions:
1. Pole tricks? Not for me. I appreciate the effort and will give a small courtesy tip but this is not a part of my personal SC fantasy.
2. Slow and sensual IS part of my fantasy. If you've got the moves, you've got me!
3. Talkative or direct? I am a self-confident, hard ass oil man. Blunt is better with me, though I am a bit of a softy in SCs.
4. Drinking or smoking? Smoking is a major turn-off, even smelling the residue on a dancer's body or hair. I am a drinking man myself so I am cool with anything up to the falling down, puking stage.
5. Lingerie, bikinis, etc.? All are good. Whatever makes YOU feel sexy and up to dealing with horndogs like me is just fine. But, since you ask.........
Short hair or long hair done up, exposing your neck,
Black velvet choker around your throat.
The classic black cocktail dress:
decolletee, mid-calf length, slit up one thigh almost to waist
Black fuck-me shoes, open toe or showing nice toe cleavage. High
heels and strappy but not stilettos and not those ridiculous stripper platforms.
Show up on stage rigged out like that and I would throw you over my shoulder and take you back to my man cave !!
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14 years ago
lopaw:
"........ plenty of them mooch off of my plate....."
Uh, which plate?
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14 years ago
She jumps up and wraps her legs around my waist? That would be delightful for me but I have yet to encounter a dancer with legs long enough to accomplish this contortion around my waist!!
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14 years ago
At the moment I am re-acquainting myself with various clubs in the greater Toronto area. Nothing has changed since last autumn. There are NO rules in the clubs I am visiting. Well, just one rule - bring cash and everything imaginable is available.
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14 years ago
Boys, boys, boys !!
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14 years ago
I side with txtittyfan on this subject.
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14 years ago
I really enjoy this sort of play with a dancer in the VIP but I also think that all planets must be aligned just exactly right for the girl to have an orgasm, an arrangement that is extremely rare in a SC. Atmosphere and mood are so much more important for women than for us horndog males; and, realistically, SC VIPs do not provide the optimum setting for this. I cannot honestly say that I have been able to please a dancer to the point of orgasm in the VIP - perhaps once. Of course, according to SS I am a master of g-spot and clitoral massage!
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14 years ago
Do not EVER use corporate cards in SCs. If ever one of my employees had tried to slide this past me I would have fired his ass in a nanosecond. Call me a hypocrite, a SC hound stating that fact, but that is EXACTLY what I would have done.
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14 years ago
doke:
Je suis canadien, mais canadien anglais. Je demeure dans l'ouest du Canada - la province d'Alberta. Je pense que tu parles anglais mieux que je parle francais. J'ai passe la plupart de ma vie dans l'industrie petroliere. J'ai appris un peu de francais pendant un contrat en Algerie il y a 35 ans. Et, au Canada, meme aux regions anglaises, la langue francaise existe partout - Radio-Canada, journaux, etc.