Drunk Strippers: Go or No Go?

the other guy obviously had a master plan that you spoiled.

Go...but your ignoring this so don't Fag

Usually a go for me. Unless they're so drunk out of their minds that they're passing out or worse vomiting, but I've never had that situation. In all situations it has worked out to way better mileage for me, and lots of DFK which I like.

Tipsy, buzzed, happy, mildly intoxicated? Yes. Falling down drunk? No.

In addition to being, in the main, mostly lousy cocksuckers when they're too drunk, I'm not interested in non-consensual sex.

I'm with GMD.

Oh yea its usually a good. I've had a few that don't even remember dancing for me. And usually there is a lot more action.

Exactly what GMD said. I won't touch a girl who is utterly shitfaced, but a little drunk can be a good thing and I have no qualms about helping a girl along. ;)

I'll stick with what the old pros, shadow, georg, rick all say.

gmd and sc,

I'm on board. Just had an episode a week ago with an older dancer friend. Damn near raped me sitting at the bar! :)

just make sure she's not so wasted and you're not so wasted that you both forget to slip on the cover.

How drunk we talking? pass out no go

Q When is a stripper too drunk?
A When she can't spread her legs.

A little tipsy? I'll buy her the drinks. Drunk? No thanks.

I think if she's buzzed I found results in much higher mileage. But when they are fall down drunk its no good.

I would be too worried about her vomiting around me.

I like them with a good buzz. Blatantly drunk not so much

That is a funny story sinclair. That guy was probably pissed off with nothing he could do about it

except initiate a 2AMer

Alucard didn't post in this thread.

Sinclair you are the man. That's right, better watch yo chick before she's stolen. I must ask though, did you get away with not paying or at least would you have gotten away with it?

I'm hard pressed whether to say yes or no since this a stripper we're talking about and not the drunk girl at a regular club. On one hand, generally I want us both to remember me giving it to her better than she ever had (exaggeration for me just putting in good work to her satisfaction) but from what I've been learning on this site, she'll make you pay plus there's hotel fees. On the other hand, she's drunk meaning she won't charge because she's too drunk to remember (or your just too sexy) but the hotel fee (where else you gonna ditch her when your done playing rabbit) is pretty much aayment in itself. Sounds easier to just have an awesome makeout session (providing that her lips don't look like they have stds on them) and don't fuck and just go home. She won't feel disgusted when she gets sober.

Estafador, even in a drunken state, strippers will remember to get the money! That is how they are wired. I paid and even tipped for the good service.

Like everyone else said, tipsy is a go. Falling down drunk is a no go.

When they are fall-down drunk, they are thisclose to worthless. For their safety, they should just quit at that state. When they are tipsy, however, that is when the real fun happens.

I usually let some other pl buy bitches drinks and once the time is right I swoop in and stunna bitch. Bitches who are too drunk can but lame but others are way fun

This thread reminds me I always heard strippers can't drown.

And if you through them up in the air, they always land on their heels.

Shit the girl that blowed on my dick night before last had been just cut off from the bar.....and then she was like I will suck your dick baby....so I went vip....no extra tip just $150 and 30 min later baaaam !

I walk when they can't talk straight.

I'm with George, Shadowcat, Rick. There is nothing you can do with a drunk stripper except go to sleep and hope she doesn't have alcohol poisoning.

I think the OP described two sides of the equation which I, as well as most TUSCLers, have experienced.

I am with most in that a drunk (vs tipsy) stripper cannot often perform/dance well.

Another down side to a drunk stripper is that strippers are often unpredictable even when not drunk – so a drunk stripper can be altercationally problematic

But like in the OP’s experience , I’ve been with stupid-drunk strippers which will all of a sudden become very “romantic” and want to do all kinds of things outside the scope of the traditional LD.

“… straight-up drunk. I pick her up and drag her to the couch …”

LOL!!!!

It looks like nothing was going to hold you back from getting that LD – I admire your “commitment”

I'm with most go if buzzed as the mileage is higher but no go if shot faced.

tipsy enought for cfs

I thought one of the bouncers duties is to look out for the girls. any bouncer worth a shit would not let any obviously drunk stripper do VIP. also, fucking someone who is so drunk that she doesn't know what she is doing can be considered a crime as she can not give consent!!!