Thought Experiment

32 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Divert to the bank, deposit most of it, keeping about $500-1,000 out, depending. My SB needs a new car, so no point in wasting it on the unknown when I can go spend it on a sure thing.
• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  I bet $5000 against juice for the Superbowl, deposit $4500 in the bank and spend $500 in the strip club.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  $9832
• davejones1978

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  11 years ago

  Leave the club and go to another in case he comes back. Spend probably $500.
• JacksonEsskay

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  11 years ago

  So far everyone has more will power than I would. I am sure I would leave with less than half . . . sigh. P.S., am I the only one who know who Michael Anthony and John Beresford Tipton, Jr. are?
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Buy 10,000 lottery tickets
• nickifree

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  11 years ago

  Ten to fifteen years ago $8,000. Nowadays, $9,900.
• chimark

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  11 years ago

  if I'm in the club when I get handed the envelope I have a feeling at least 1grand would be left in the club and possibly 1500. I look at it like a bonus and I probably would have planned to spend some money before I walked in anyway.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  I know who there are.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  I remember the TV show "The Millionaire."
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  If I didn't bolt immediately, 9K.
• cnyknight

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  11 years ago

  depends on the club and the girls there but id think no more than 1g at the club
• mrrock

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  11 years ago

  Prolly about 9,000 -9,400 left for me. I'd have a really fun evening at the club but would use the rest on bills.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  My philosophy would be "free money?" okay splurge a bit, but you really hit diminishing returns after $500 or so, and it's hard to think of even being able to spend more than $1200 even if you do everything you want. So I would set the limit at $1200. The rest, I would ask txtittyfan for financial advice about and then... do the opposite! (bet nobody saw a txtittyfan joke coming from me here!)
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Leave the club immediately to go home and find out who the fuck Michael Anthony and John Beresford Tipton, Jr. are?
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  I would spend $1000 on my fav. To show her appreciation, I'm sure she would give me OTC, bbfs all night. The rest of the money I would probably waste.
• rh48hr

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  11 years ago

  I would probably spend a little more than I normally would but would probably have somewhere in the range of 9500-9600 remaining. Unless I set up some otc for that night at which point it would be 9200-9300.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I think Michael Anthony played bass for Van Halen. The other guy made it rain before black rappers started doing it.
• silkypants

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  11 years ago

  Dougster got me confused. He said he would spend more the $1200 that night but in a review he spent $1000 on one girl. So the question to me is where am I at when I get them money? In Minnesota I spend $500 or less and go home. At The Inner Room I go nuts and spend $1000, Mons Venus maybe 2k. At the Penthouse club I try to keep it in check and only spend $3000.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  @silky: I said "no more" than $1200. The $1000 on one girl was at the Mustang Ranch, which is a brothel not a strip club (although they are supposedly trying to merge the two models).
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  I'd leave the strip club immedietely and flip it with stocks and art supplies. You'll probably see me again in a year with 10x that amout awith a continued steady build. I actually asked a question like this on facebook (minus the names) and got unwanted results with it being (spend half on fun and the other half on work).
• mjx01

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  11 years ago

  Hey Jackson! Leave the podunk club I was about to step into (cuz that's what I have to work with most of the time). Call farmerart and start driving to Toronto. Spend roughly 1-2k. Recover for a few weeks. Repeat until funds depleted.
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  9,995. No bullshit. I'd tip tip a dollar to five stage dancers and whisper to each one "bitch, I'm going places". Then I'd flip that money like only a true Jedi Knight could. Selling stolen electronics on eBay.
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  $10K?...........I'd try to find a bottle of Chateau Latour '45. I once had a SC night approaching $10K.....NEVER AGAIN!
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  D, you would'nt short treasuries?
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Jack, you're outta whack.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  When I saw the name Michael Anthony, I was wondering why Eddie Van Halen wasn't around, then I realized he wasn't in Van Halen anymore. I would hope no strippers saw me take the money, because I would probably still have $9500 for sure left over.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  I would leave with nothing. I am sure, as I passed out and hit the floor, some wonderful patron or employee of the SC would relieve me of my "burden" before I regained consciousness at the hospital.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I would say fuck the club and start my own crack and meth business
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  9K but I would leave and put 9K away and return with 1K
• canny

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  11 years ago

  I wouldn't walk in. I have more important things to spend that much money on.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I would guess at least 50% of us have $10K to blow in one night at a SC if we wanted to, so it's not a very interesting thought experiment for us.