Reviews

Hank Moody· 5 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 3 3

The Baltimore city clubs reopened mid-September. I went to the GGC on a Friday afternoon during happy hour. I’ve been to this club a bunch but only reviewed it once. https://tuscl.net/review/350759/…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

2d update since the reimagining of a strip club in a Covid world

Hank Moody· 5 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 4 5

I’ve been back to the Milfstream a few times since my first review of opening night back in June. https://tuscl.net/review/369178/ In the past 2 1/2 to almost 3 months, a few things have changed…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

5p June 12 reopening according to the order - a good start

We’ve all been craving a return to our old lives, including the clubs. The Mill reopened and is an early transitional step into what things will look like. First, kudos to Scott and management for…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 7

The St. James

Houston, TX

Even on a quiet night, there are always gems here and I found one

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 5 1

When in Houston, St. James shouldn’t be missed but because my last visit to St. James was less than great, I had a plan to go here in the late afternoon but I needed a…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 4

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, TX

Super Tuesday... an out of stater’s perspective

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I love when I get a chance to visit Texas, Florida, Arizona. I think you guys who live there take it for granted sometimes, but you have a ton of hot girls available compared to…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

Ritz is decent on a Saturday night

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 3 1

I hadn’t been to the Ritz in 10 years or so. I had a weekend pass from family responsibilities and decided to check it out and see if a couple dancers I knew from other…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

One Jewel in the rough

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Left the office a bit early and stopped by Fantasies about 5p. Plenty of parking, club is nice but entered to an ID scan where your license is displayed on a 20” monitor at the…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Good value on the day shift

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is a delayed review from the Wednesday before thanksgiving. Several buddies of mine met at PH around 1p thinking it would be a good day shift on the day before a holiday. The club…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

HL doesn’t really deliver, but a visiting dancer did

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 4 3

After a five year absence, work took me back to Phoenix. I checked in with a few of the local TUSCLers to get some fresh intel and planned my itinerary. Thanks fellas!This review is from…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

A good option if you like a divey vibe

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had a night in Phoenix for business and had an overly optimistic game plan of hitting 3-4 clubs thanks to intel from the Phoenix tuscl regulars. I only made it to 2 clubs thanks…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, TX

Seedy? Divey? I dig this place!

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 4 2

After leaving The Church (https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=365135 ) I went back to my hotel and changed my jeans into shorts. I grabbed a six pack I’d bought earlier from the fridge. Bucks Wild was across the street…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 10

The St. James

Houston, TX

Had a tougher time finding religion at The Church my second time

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I returned to Houston a couple months after my first visit to The Church. I reviewed the layout and prices in detail last time (https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=362572) and those facts are unchanged. This trip, I got…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

No jackpot, but Vegas, baby, Vegas!

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 3 2

I’d been in Vegas for more than 3 days and finally headed to Palomino. I’d never been to this club before and it was first on my list of new-to-me clubs to see in Vegas,…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 4

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Cheap fun, hot girls, happy camper

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

On my last night in Vegas, I wanted to see Chicas Bonitas and Palomino. It was nearly midnight on a Sunday and I ubered from the Aria for about $17. I chose to go to…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

I almost ruined a good time with preconceptions

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

If you spend any time on tuscl researching Chicago, you will quickly learn that mileage in the city is low and clubs are expensive. You will also learn that if you are staying downtown on…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 3

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

You could make fun here in the afternoon. I didn’t.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

After watching the early slate of nfl games, my buddies decided they wanted to see boobs. Someone had a good experience at Sapphire some years before so we called and they sent a stretch limo.…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 5

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Limited options but found an early morning gem

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 3 4

Landed at McCarran at 9a on a Friday morning, dropped our bags at the hotel and a buddy started calling around to see which clubs were staffed. Settled on CH3 since they said they had…

The St. James

Houston, TX

Is there something inappropriate about referring to a former church as ‘Mecca’ and a place that must be visited?

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

There is a small group of clubs that over the years everyone knows as ‘destination’ clubs. Places that you read about that just stand out from the rest. Follies, Diamond Dolls Pompano, Penthouse Detroit (RIP),…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 4

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Nice club, hot girls

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I headed to Palazio on a Wednesday afternoon around 5p. Club is pretty nice both inside and out. Parking was free and cover was $5 in the afternoon. I knew I was going to be…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs ago 3

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Kona Iced?

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I landed at a little after 10p and after picking up my rental car and confirming my hotel would allow for a late check in, stopped by The Landing Strip on a Tuesday about 11p.…

Hank Moody· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 3 1

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

A neighborhood bar where the neighbors keep moving out and new ones keep moving in

I’ve been coming here fairly regularly for the last three years or so, taking a few breaks when the dancer population turned over, or prices increased, or because it stopped being fun. I’m back again.…

Hoops

New York, NY

Sports bar/strip club? Yeah, it could work.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After spending a couple of hours at Rick’s (review here: https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=359312), I walked into Hoops at about 330p. There were two dancers sitting at the bar talking to the female bartender and a dude working…