Reviews by Hank Moody
Submit a ReviewFantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
Baltimore sucks, but this place is on an upswing
I hadn’t been here since long before the coronageddon March shutdown but a couple of decent reviews had me curious to check it out and I’m glad I did. I visited during Friday happy hour…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(MAC_12)
Nov 1, 2020, 1:14 PM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
GGC, not at full speed, but open and hopefully on the way back
The Baltimore city clubs reopened mid-September. I went to the GGC on a Friday afternoon during happy hour. I’ve been to this club a bunch but only reviewed it once. https://tuscl.net/review/350759/…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(fred56)
Oct 3, 2020, 5:00 PM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
2d update since the reimagining of a strip club in a Covid world
I’ve been back to the Milfstream a few times since my first review of opening night back in June. https://tuscl.net/review/369178/ In the past 2 1/2 to almost 3 months, a few things have changed…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Aug 29, 2020, 4:40 PM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
5p June 12 reopening according to the order - a good start
We’ve all been craving a return to our old lives, including the clubs. The Mill reopened and is an early transitional step into what things will look like. First, kudos to Scott and management for…
Jun 14, 2020, 12:02 PM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Even on a quiet night, there are always gems here and I found one
When in Houston, St. James shouldn’t be missed but because my last visit to St. James was less than great, I had a plan to go here in the late afternoon but I needed a…
Apr 5, 2020, 6:10 PM
Bucks Wild Houston
410 N Sam Houston Pkwy E
Houston, TX 77060
Super Tuesday... an out of stater’s perspective
I love when I get a chance to visit Texas, Florida, Arizona. I think you guys who live there take it for granted sometimes, but you have a ton of hot girls available compared to…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(deepblue2)
Apr 5, 2020, 12:29 PM
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway
Baltimore, MD 21231
Ritz is decent on a Saturday night
I hadn’t been to the Ritz in 10 years or so. I had a weekend pass from family responsibilities and decided to check it out and see if a couple dancers I knew from other…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(zero100)
Mar 27, 2020, 8:45 PM
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
One Jewel in the rough
Left the office a bit early and stopped by Fantasies about 5p. Plenty of parking, club is nice but entered to an ID scan where your license is displayed on a 20” monitor at the…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(DollarRalph)
Jan 4, 2020, 4:29 PM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Good value on the day shift
This is a delayed review from the Wednesday before thanksgiving. Several buddies of mine met at PH around 1p thinking it would be a good day shift on the day before a holiday.
The club…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(bman77)
Jan 4, 2020, 11:22 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
HL doesn’t really deliver, but a visiting dancer did
After a five year absence, work took me back to Phoenix. I checked in with a few of the local TUSCLers to get some fresh intel and planned my itinerary. Thanks fellas!This review is from…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(azdd)
Jan 1, 2020, 9:13 AM
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
A good option if you like a divey vibe
I had a night in Phoenix for business and had an overly optimistic game plan of hitting 3-4 clubs thanks to intel from the Phoenix tuscl regulars. I only made it to 2 clubs thanks…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Hannathedog79)
Dec 8, 2019, 8:11 PM
Bucks Wild Houston
410 N Sam Houston Pkwy E
Houston, TX 77060
Seedy? Divey? I dig this place!
After leaving The Church (https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=365135 ) I went back to my hotel and changed my jeans into shorts. I grabbed a six pack I’d bought earlier from the fridge. Bucks Wild was across the street…
Nov 24, 2019, 10:41 PM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Had a tougher time finding religion at The Church my second time
I returned to Houston a couple months after my first visit to The Church. I reviewed the layout and prices in detail last time (https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=362572) and those facts are unchanged.
This trip, I got…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(BlondeRX)
Nov 24, 2019, 3:17 PM
Palomino
1848 Las Vegas Blvd N
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
No jackpot, but Vegas, baby, Vegas!
I’d been in Vegas for more than 3 days and finally headed to Palomino. I’d never been to this club before and it was first on my list of new-to-me clubs to see in Vegas,…
Nov 20, 2019, 3:49 AM
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Cheap fun, hot girls, happy camper
On my last night in Vegas, I wanted to see Chicas Bonitas and Palomino. It was nearly midnight on a Sunday and I ubered from the Aria for about $17. I chose to go to…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(bruceleeroy)
Nov 17, 2019, 5:29 PM
Rick’s Cabaret
1531 N Kingsbury St
Chicago, IL 60642
I almost ruined a good time with preconceptions
If you spend any time on tuscl researching Chicago, you will quickly learn that mileage in the city is low and clubs are expensive. You will also learn that if you are staying downtown on…
Nov 10, 2019, 9:53 AM
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
You could make fun here in the afternoon. I didn’t.
After watching the early slate of nfl games, my buddies decided they wanted to see boobs. Someone had a good experience at Sapphire some years before so we called and they sent a stretch limo.…
Oct 31, 2019, 3:03 AM
Crazy Horse III (CH3)
3525 W Russell Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89118
Limited options but found an early morning gem
Landed at McCarran at 9a on a Friday morning, dropped our bags at the hotel and a buddy started calling around to see which clubs were staffed. Settled on CH3 since they said they had…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(lotsoffun201)
Oct 31, 2019, 1:12 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Is there something inappropriate about referring to a former church as ‘Mecca’ and a place that must be visited?
There is a small group of clubs that over the years everyone knows as ‘destination’ clubs. Places that you read about that just stand out from the rest. Follies, Diamond Dolls Pompano, Penthouse Detroit (RIP),…
Oct 6, 2019, 12:33 PM
Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Nice club, hot girls
I headed to Palazio on a Wednesday afternoon around 5p. Club is pretty nice both inside and out. Parking was free and cover was $5 in the afternoon.
I knew I was going to be…
Oct 5, 2019, 9:19 AM
Maximus Club
745 Bastrop Hwy
Austin, Tx 78741
Kona Iced?
I landed at a little after 10p and after picking up my rental car and confirming my hotel would allow for a late check in, stopped by The Landing Strip on a Tuesday about 11p.…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MARKPAIN)
Sep 21, 2019, 8:46 AM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
A neighborhood bar where the neighbors keep moving out and new ones keep moving in
I’ve been coming here fairly regularly for the last three years or so, taking a few breaks when the dancer population turned over, or prices increased, or because it stopped being fun. I’m back again.…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Champphilly )
Sep 3, 2019, 5:40 AM
Hoops
48 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Sports bar/strip club? Yeah, it could work.
After spending a couple of hours at Rick’s (review here: https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=359312), I walked into Hoops at about 330p. There were two dancers sitting at the bar talking to the female bartender and a dude working…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Hank Moody)
Aug 10, 2019, 9:46 AM
Rick's Cabaret New York
50 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Rick’s is a professional operation.
I was in NYC to see some friends and wound up with a few hours to kill until my train home on Sunday afternoon. I was staying near the garden so I pulled up the…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(kevorius)
Aug 10, 2019, 7:56 AM
The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC 20010
Not my night
Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why...
First, some…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Soth101)
Jul 21, 2019, 7:08 AM




















