Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave Baltimore, MD 21226

One Jewel in the rough

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Hank Moody
Jan 4, 2020, 4:29 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Left the office a bit early and stopped by Fantasies about 5p. Plenty of parking, club is nice but entered to an ID scan where your license is displayed on a 20” monitor at the bouncers’ station. I know the size of the monitor makes no difference, but somehow seeing my info up there so big and clear was a bit jarring. Hopefully they use it just to keep out felons or troublemakers.

Sat at the bar and asked about specials and was told there were none. My yuenglings were $7 plus tip. Sitting at the bar, you’re expected to tip the dancers after their stage dances by tucking a buck between their tits or in their garter. They were alternating between one and two dancers at a time which slowed down the tip walk damage a bit but I still spent $40 in 90 minutes just for two beers and tips and that’s a bit pricey. It didn’t look like the girls asked anyone at the stage side tables for tips, so I might try cheaping out if I go there again.

The girls on this day were not great. Maybe about a dozen girls. Lots of ink which I don’t mind, but some of it wasn’t very well done to my admittedly inexpert eye. Lots of silicone which I don’t mind. The boob jobs were bad though. Really bad. Saggy boulders. Scars. Marty Feldman eyes going in different directions. Belly stretch marks. Maybe a couple of 6’s among the 3’s and 5’s. Not all of the girls got naked on stage but maybe half did. There was one jewel among the rough though, Jewel. Hot little Latina with nice boobs and butt. After she got off stage she made her way to a table to sit with a guy and stayed there.

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One Jewel in the rough