Reviews

After spending a couple of hours at Rick’s (review here: tuscl.net), I walked into Hoops at about 330p. There were two dancers sitting at the bar talking to the female bartender and a dude working…

I was in NYC to see some friends and wound up with a few hours to kill until my train home on Sunday afternoon. I was staying near the garden so I pulled up the…

Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why...

First, some…

Stopped into Penthouse on a Friday evening. I don’t get downtown much but wanted to check it out. As you drive towards the club the free parking lot is just across the street facing the…

Once my mainstay Players Club went downhill and stayed there, I started to branch out. I found the Millstream to be very good for a year and a half or so, but now that’s in…

I visited Fantasies on a couple of Friday afternoons. No cover and they didn’t check my ID. Perhaps the scanner is only used at busy times.

Club setup is a large stage with a wraparound bar…

Club is the same. Good parking, clean and well kept. Stage setup is still weird and they have left Christmas lights hanging down the mirrors behind the stage so you can't see the dancers in…

They have stripper poles, girls taking their clothes off (pasties), lap dances and sell booze. This meets all the requirements to be a ‘strip club’ but it’s not enough reason to go there. I never…

TL;DR preview - Value and mileage are good. Lots of girls even early in the week. They don’t care if you’re white. It is in a somewhat crummy area so be smart and know there…

Got a little time and called to see who was on shift. Bouncer read me the roster and there were a couple girls I wanted to see. Got there about 930 and stayed until midnight.…

With the decline of the Baltimore clubs, I’ve been reading the reviews about neighboring areas in case I had an opportunity to stray a little further from the nest. Scheduling allowed that I had a…

The decline of Baltimore in general and specifically Players Club has been well documented. Nothing new to report on the things that matter - lap dance area wall is the same low height on the…