Reviews by Hank Moody

Was in Vegas for the weekend of the NFL conference championships. According to the cabdrivers and hotel staff, this was a pretty quiet weekend for Vegas. No big conventions, not a huge sports weekend, not…

Out of my usual commute, I was heading past this place on my way home and decided to stop in at 8p on a Thursday evening. I figured it would be slow and it was…

Some things don't change. Baby Dolls is a constant. Cheap cover, lots of girls, lots of waitresses pushing drinks and good, if not great attention from the dancers. I started this Tuesday night with…

Was in town on a business trip. Had never been to Phoenix and based on the TUSCL reviews figured the Hi-Liter was the club best suited for me. Arrived around 1030 and tipped the doorman…

Had been a while since I had visited the Wheel. Stopped in on a Saturday evening. Club was relatively quiet as there were no bachelor parties, which usually dominate weekend nights. As other have said,…

Stopped by about 10p on a Monday night. Paid the $20 cover and $5 for a red solo cup. Headed back out to my car to mix my drink in the cup and found a…

Was in town for a meeting so I stopped by for lunch and a beer. Had the cheese steak which was pretty good. Price was fair for DC and the view couldn't be beat! The…

Headed over after a business meeting. Dancers were working through all of the lower stages. Drinks were reasonable at $7 for a bourbon. It took a while for me to get the…

Wow. This place used to be great. The economy has just destroyed it. It was always a step or two below the big places, but there was always a good variety of…

Stopped in on the way home from a work trip in time for a late lunch. The club is clean, spacious and in good shape. I quickly found a seat at the high top…

Headed back to the Wagon Wheel for the first time in many months. Nothing has changed with the building exterior and interior. Some things are timeless. Not in the best neighborhood, but…

Was in Tampa for the second time and last time I was here, 2001 proved much more fun than Mons. I was tempted to give Mons another try based on the legendary ratings and…

Was headed over to 2001, but wanted to have a drink or two first, so stopped into Scores. Club is nice, $10 cover. One main stage with two or three girls dancing.…

Stopped in on a Wednesday after 1030. Typical cover and drink prices for the City. Bouncer found us a table and we immediately got assaulted for dances. Most were the quick "wanna…

After a not so great night at Mons, I decided to try and change my luck at 2001 and was glad I did. Incidentally, cover at Mons was $20 and water was $2.…

Was down in Tampa and made my first visit to Mons on a Monday night. Got there about 1030p. The club is not overly small, but one medium sized room with a stage…

Headed over to the Lodge for the first time. Grabbed a cab at my hotel and the hotel valet gave me a card for a free admission, so saved ten bucks there. Headed…

Was back in Houston and after a mellow time at Centerfolds, headed over to Treasures. This was my second time here in a month and they had the buffet open near the back bar.…

Was in Houston a second time and decided to try out Centerfolds. Got there about 9p, paid a cover of maybe $13-15. Walked myself around the place and felt like a lamb to…

I had a fantastic time at Camelot last week. The low numbers on the review merely reflect how a DC club rates next to the rest of the country. No LDs in DC…

Was in town the Tuesday before the Final Four and made a visit to Treasures from 1030p-230a. Thanks to the lack of zoning laws in Houston, the club is in a pretty decent area.…

Was in town for a night and decided to stop in. It's a good club and I had a good time, but it's not top ten in the country. Took a cab over and…

Headed back to the PC for the first time since July. Got to the club around 11p. Nothing about the physical club has changed. Safe, lighted parking lot. One main stage…

I was on my way home from a trip to PA and stopped by from 530-730. Easy to find, area didn't look great, but there was plenty of parking. Well lit, but didn't…

Was in town on business and based on distance from my hotel chose between here and Pure Platinum. From the reviews went to Solid Gold. Got there around 11p. Club was not…