Reviews by Hank Moody
Submit a ReviewHi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Tuesdays with Scrub … or … HiLiter is a completely different club during the day
When I was last in Phoenix for work, my schedule wasn’t great for clubbing. I was flying in on a Sunday afternoon and out on Tuesday around 5p, plus I had actual meetings and meals…
15 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Conundrum)
Jul 17, 2022, 11:42 PM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Old School or just Old, that is the question
This club has been sliding down for a few years now. They are having trouble getting dancers and the club schedule sometimes has less than 5 girls listed. Making matters worse, the place is YUUUUGE,…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Darkblue999)
May 31, 2022, 3:12 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Monday night was slow, but there is still fun to be had
After my late night at Sugar the night before it was time to make a return visit to HiLiter. I’d had some great times here in the past and even a fun time after the…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Mate27)
May 31, 2022, 1:52 AM
Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd
Tempe, AZ 85283
Window shopping - i.e., look no touch
It had been a few years and I was going to be in Phoenix for a few days with some free time so I reached out to the locals. Thanks to scrub, trapdoor and Richard…
May 31, 2022, 1:49 AM
Sugar 44 Cabaret
4420 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85018
Trading looks for mileage worked out well
After my warm up at Christie’s I headed to S44 with the intention of trading looks for mileage. I was right on both counts. The club sits on a corner next to a McDonald’s. My…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(mark94)
May 31, 2022, 12:24 AM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Solid spot in the Baltimore rotation
It’s been more than a year since I reviewed PHC. The factual aspects are still the same. Parking across the street. Free in the daytime and most nights. Open from noon to 2a. No…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(TippingDollars)
Apr 13, 2022, 12:34 PM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Can be fun but there are less gems on the roster and the energy has dropped
It’s been a little more than a year since I’ve reviewed the Mill. It used to be my preferred club, but it lost ground to other options. There’s still some fun to be had here…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(steve3000)
Apr 12, 2022, 12:25 AM
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
Still trying to find the best rhythm of this place
I made another visit to McDoogals late on a Saturday night, getting there about midnight. Cover was still $16 and the bartenders were the same couple guys I’d seen before, who will take your BYOB…
Apr 11, 2022, 10:25 PM
Minx
443 Oceana Blvd
Virginia Beach, VA 23454
If you’re in VA Beach and must club, go here but leave your perviest intentions at home
I was in town for an event and knew from reading reviews that VA Beach is at the opposite end of the spectrum from strip club destinations like FL, TX, etc. With reduced expectations, I…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(TxVegas)
Apr 11, 2022, 9:49 PM
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
There are some gems here and the afternoons are chill and can be fun
I’ve had some decent trips here recently and it was time for a review. The club keeps trucking along. Nice building in Dundalk. Usually a cover of $10 that starts around happy hour time. Door…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(TippingDollars)
Apr 11, 2022, 7:34 PM
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Even on slow days, this place is like Snickers - it satisfies
I’d been here for a happy hour Friday and had a blast when the club was hopping. On my second visit I went on a Sunday afternoon and even with a much more chill environment,…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(bman77)
Apr 11, 2022, 5:14 PM
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
Not as good as the Wheel in its hey day, but McD’s is currently the best BYOB option
This is kinda long. First time at this club and was comparing it to other area BYOB options, past and present.
Like other fans of Player’s Club aka the Wagon Wheel, I’ve had a void…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Carioca)
Dec 31, 2021, 8:29 AM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Cheetah, cheetah everywhere. It’s like the opposite brand recognition of Deja Vu
After hitting two of the Pompano Big Three on Friday afternoon, and a repeat visit for me at cheetah pompano Sunday afternoon around 4p, my buddies and I were down to our last night in…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hank Moody)
Dec 28, 2021, 12:52 AM
Pompano Gold Club
1820 NW 21st St
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Not high on my list to try again, but it could’ve just been timing
After leaving Cheetah, 25 suggested we hit up a place where he knew a bartender. He warned me it could be slow and a bit of a drop off and it was. We headed to…
10 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(SevenSinsXXX)
Dec 28, 2021, 12:50 AM
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Just your ordinary Allstar club
Diamond Dolls, Cheetah and Booby Trap are commonly referred to on tuscl as the Big Three of Pompano. As Pompano is kinda sorta North Miami, the former home of a more mainstream Big Three, I’ll…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SilentBob37)
Dec 28, 2021, 12:29 AM
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
I have a new favorite place!! (This is definitely a CLUB AD!)
I was in south Florida on a guys weekend and wanted to sample the Pompano Triangle. I’d been to DD a couple times before and this trip I was more interested in Cheetah and the…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Studme53)
Dec 28, 2021, 12:24 AM
Thee Manor
3860 Ulmerton Road
Clearwater, FL 33607
Grabbed the right girl, I’ll go here again
It was about 1030p or so when I got out of Diamond Dolls. I had a long drive south ahead of me and I planned to make my last stop at Thee Manor as it…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Goldenparachutes)
Aug 4, 2021, 6:05 AM
Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club
16361 US Hwy 19 N
Clearwater, FL 33764
Not good, maybe it was an off night
After I left OZ, I made the 5 minute drive up to Diamond Dolls, which the reviews and my tuscl member advisors said could be hit or miss. Again, I figured 10p on a Monday…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Kiwkikayla)
Aug 4, 2021, 6:04 AM
OZ
13577 US-19
Clearwater, FL 33764
Nice club, hot girls, reasonable prices
After a lackluster Sunday clubbing start on my roadie to Tampa, I hoped for better luck Monday evening in the Clearwater clubs. I had three in mind and started first at OZ. It’s easy to…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(RockAllNight)
Aug 4, 2021, 6:04 AM
Emperors Gentlemen's Club
5718 E Adamo Dr
Tampa, FL 33619
Open on a Sunday afternoon, not much else going for it
I had a trip to Florida planned and though it would involve a 75 minute drive, I had an opportunity to check out some Tampa clubs. My scenario was not ideal as I thought I’d…
Aug 4, 2021, 5:20 AM
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
Open and almost back to normal, which is good, though not great
I stopped in here on a Friday to check out the club after its reopening a month or two ago. Upon entry at 5p, there was a temp check, contact info sign in sheet, ID…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hank Moody)
Apr 11, 2021, 4:49 PM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Starting to balance out as the city clubs are opening up
I’ve reviewed the Mill multiple times over the years, so this is mostly just an update of the current status. Basics are still the same:
Safe club outside the city, good amount of free parking in…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(thxwf)
Mar 28, 2021, 7:25 PM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Last visit before another effing shutdown
Like my review for penthouse, I had this review ready to go and then ... the new Mayor ordered Baltimore city clubs and restaurants shut down as of this coming Friday. This info is good…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Hank Moody)
Dec 9, 2020, 11:03 PM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Enjoy it for the next couple days...
I visited on a couple of fridays for happy hour and had this review ready and then ... the new Mayor shut the city down again. As of this coming Friday, all Baltimore city bars…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hank Moody)
Dec 9, 2020, 9:26 PM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Hottest girls in the city and you’ll pay for it.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing. I stopped in here a couple weeks ago on a Friday evening. Got there around 9p and stayed until 11p. I self parked in the lot across the street.…
Nov 1, 2020, 2:28 PM
















