Reviews by Hank Moody

It had been a while since I’d clubbed in Texas, sadly. Florida and Texas have club scenes that are not duplicated elsewhere. There may arguably be better individual clubs in other places, but Texas...

I’ve been clubbing in Vegas for 15 years or so. I visit once a year and a few hit strip clubs day and/or night. I added Chicas to the rotation before the pandemic and...

Went back to the HL after a couple year absence. Facility is still the same and has been described many times. No cover at 230p but they did scan my ID. Got a table...

I’ve written a few times that the Baltimore scene is in transition, with girls moving among the clubs and pricing and options changing, usually for the worse. Prices are up most everywhere but it’s...

I tried. I did. But I went on a Wednesday night and the club was D E D dead. I’ll try and scrape together what I can to make a review but it’s meager....

I was in town for a dinner and decided to check this place out later. Got there around 11p, got patted down, paid a $10 cover and walked through a metal detector into the...

I stopped here twice in the last couple weeks after hitting Good Guys in DC. Good Guys is pretty nice and well staffed, Showcase is a dive and can be pretty slow on weeknights....

I had a couple of occasions to stop by here recently, once on a Wednesday and once on a Thursday. It’s a pretty nice neighborhood with a fairly new, expensive looking residential building across...

Gold Club has been a Baltimore club staple forever. It’s hey day is long past, but it still offers some opportunities for fun. Facility and basics have been the same forever. Large club, two...

Fantasies has been steady the last few years but things are tougher all over the city for the clubs. I’ve reported that PHC’s very reliable day shift has slowed. Same for Fantasies and...

Things everywhere in Baltimore have slowed down. McDoogals is open Wednesday to Saturday. Wednesday and Thursday are pretty slow. $8 cover but the crowd and girls can be hit or miss. This place really...

Things in Baltimore have slowed down in the last 6-9 months. All the clubs are slower. Girls are moving around and trying different clubs as it’s harder and harder for them to make cash....

I was in Vegas for a few days and Chicas has always been the best value, but in the last year or so it’s separated itself from the pack. All the big clubs are...

I’ve reviewed PHC Baltimore five times since March of 2019, but my last review was 18 months ago, so it’s time for an update. The layout and a lot of the basics haven’t changed....

I’d written the Mill off for about a year but went back to visit a couple of Fridays ago. Read any of my or the other many reviews to get the layout and other...

I’d been meaning to check this place out after reading kindofaloser’s review from November and also following a bunch of IG posts by the club, bartenders and dancers. An opportunity recently presented itself and...

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery...

I had a couple nights in Chicago, but unfortunately they were a Sunday and Monday so polekatz and deja vu were both closed. We’ve got a few dancers on the forum from those clubs...

Chicas has been reviewed a lot on the forum recently. It has always been a good Vegas value option, but as the bigger clubs have increased cover charges, done away with sending a car...

Headed here in the evening during the Sunday night nfl game. We arranged our own transportation after calling the club and being told there would be no cover. Got there around 6p. Fairly aggressive...

Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before...

Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front,...

This is an update of the general climate at the Mill. Demand is down all over the Baltimore area, maybe beyond. Be it inflation, the economy, employment or something else, the clubs have less...

I was in Louisville for a night with a real tight window for clubbing. I hit up GMD for some intel and he was super cool and informative. Based on where I was staying...