Reviews

I’ve been clubbing in Vegas for 15 years or so. I visit once a year and a few hit strip clubs day and/or night. I added Chicas to the rotation before the pandemic and then…

1 yr ago4

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Great day shift. So so time due to operator error

Went back to the HL after a couple year absence. Facility is still the same and has been described many times. No cover at 230p but they did scan my ID. Got a table in…

2 yrs ago3

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Cats are sleeping with dogs! Penthouse is the best value club in Baltimore?!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I’ve written a few times that the Baltimore scene is in transition, with girls moving among the clubs and pricing and options changing, usually for the worse. Prices are up most everywhere but it’s not…

2 yrs ago5

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

This is a shitty review.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I tried. I did. But I went on a Wednesday night and the club was D E D dead. I’ll try and scrape together what I can to make a review but it’s meager. Ritz…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, PA

Nice club, nice girls, low mileage.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was in town for a dinner and decided to check this place out later. Got there around 11p, got patted down, paid a $10 cover and walked through a metal detector into the club.…

2 yrs ago1

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Cheap, dirty, divey and some extras. Yeah, that checks most of my boxes.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I stopped here twice in the last couple weeks after hitting Good Guys in DC. Good Guys is pretty nice and well staffed, Showcase is a dive and can be pretty slow on weeknights. Showcase…

2 yrs ago3

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Very low mileage but this place is a 7-Up factory

I had a couple of occasions to stop by here recently, once on a Wednesday and once on a Thursday. It’s a pretty nice neighborhood with a fairly new, expensive looking residential building across the…

2 yrs ago6

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Still chugging along, don’t forget about this place

Gold Club has been a Baltimore club staple forever. It’s hey day is long past, but it still offers some opportunities for fun. Facility and basics have been the same forever. Large club, two bars…

2 yrs ago

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Day shift slow, schedule not reliable

Fantasies has been steady the last few years but things are tougher all over the city for the clubs. I’ve reported that PHC’s very reliable day shift has slowed. Same for Fantasies and GGC…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Still decent, go late night. Weekends busier

Things everywhere in Baltimore have slowed down. McDoogals is open Wednesday to Saturday. Wednesday and Thursday are pretty slow. $8 cover but the crowd and girls can be hit or miss. This place really hits…

2 yrs ago4

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Still a good option, but not as good as it was

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Things in Baltimore have slowed down in the last 6-9 months. All the clubs are slower. Girls are moving around and trying different clubs as it’s harder and harder for them to make cash. PHC…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Always solid and reliable

I was in Vegas for a few days and Chicas has always been the best value, but in the last year or so it’s separated itself from the pack. All the big clubs are cutting…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Updates since the ownership change at the end of last year

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I’ve reviewed PHC Baltimore five times since March of 2019, but my last review was 18 months ago, so it’s time for an update. The layout and a lot of the basics haven’t changed. Here’s…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

YMMV but worth a few drop ins

I’d written the Mill off for about a year but went back to visit a couple of Fridays ago. Read any of my or the other many reviews to get the layout and other basic…

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

Needs more due diligence, but I’d give it a B, admittedly on limited info

I’d been meaning to check this place out after reading kindofaloser’s review from November and also following a bunch of IG posts by the club, bartenders and dancers. An opportunity recently presented itself and I…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

It’s DC, but if you keep your expectations realistic cloakroom has good eye candy in a nice environment

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery to…

3 yrs ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Decent option if you’re downtown

I had a couple nights in Chicago, but unfortunately they were a Sunday and Monday so polekatz and deja vu were both closed. We’ve got a few dancers on the forum from those clubs and…

3 yrs ago3

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Sticking with the same pre-Covid plan, and that’s a good thing in Vegas

Chicas has been reviewed a lot on the forum recently. It has always been a good Vegas value option, but as the bigger clubs have increased cover charges, done away with sending a car and…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Good Vegas option and you can find some pretty dirty fun here

Headed here in the evening during the Sunday night nfl game. We arranged our own transportation after calling the club and being told there would be no cover. Got there around 6p. Fairly aggressive pat…

3 yrs ago5

Clearwater, FL

It’s pronounced “Oh-zee” right? Not “Oz” like with wicked witches and tornadoes and shit?

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before the…

3 yrs ago4

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

Had a decent time, but probably better on a busier night

Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front, paid…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Damn girl, you’ve changed

This is an update of the general climate at the Mill. Demand is down all over the Baltimore area, maybe beyond. Be it inflation, the economy, employment or something else, the clubs have less customers…

3 yrs ago10

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, KY

Like a Pussycat, won’t come to you looking to be petted, but have some redeeming qualities

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was in Louisville for a night with a real tight window for clubbing. I hit up GMD for some intel and he was super cool and informative. Based on where I was staying on…

4 yrs ago1

The Godfather

Louisville, KY

I’ll skip trying a cheesy Godfather quote as a title and just say this place was what I needed