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Reviews

review
published 5 mos ago
Solid Monday with ITC and OTC options
reviewed by
Hank Moody

8.0

It had been a while since I’d clubbed in Texas, sadly. Florida and Texas have club scenes that are not duplicated elsewhere. There may arguably be better individual clubs in other places, but Texas and…

review
published 6 mos ago
This is a repetitive review
reviewed by
Hank Moody

6.3

I’ve been clubbing in Vegas for 15 years or so. I visit once a year and a few hit strip clubs day and/or night. I added Chicas to the rotation before the pandemic and then…

review
published 10 mos ago
Great day shift. So so time due to operator error
reviewed by
Hank Moody

6.0

Went back to the HL after a couple year absence. Facility is still the same and has been described many times. No cover at 230p but they did scan my ID. Got a table in…

review
published 1 yr ago
Cats are sleeping with dogs! Penthouse is the best value club in Baltimore?!
reviewed by
Hank Moody

8.0

I’ve written a few times that the Baltimore scene is in transition, with girls moving among the clubs and pricing and options changing, usually for the worse. Prices are up most everywhere but it’s not…

review
published 1 yr ago
This is a shitty review.
reviewed by
Hank Moody

5.7

I tried. I did. But I went on a Wednesday night and the club was D E D dead. I’ll try and scrape together what I can to make a review but it’s meager.

Ritz…

review
published 1 yr ago
Nice club, nice girls, low mileage.
reviewed by
Hank Moody

7.0

I was in town for a dinner and decided to check this place out later. Got there around 11p, got patted down, paid a $10 cover and walked through a metal detector into the club.…

review
published 1 yr ago
Cheap, dirty, divey and some extras. Yeah, that checks most of my boxes.
reviewed by
Hank Moody

5.3

I stopped here twice in the last couple weeks after hitting Good Guys in DC. Good Guys is pretty nice and well staffed, Showcase is a dive and can be pretty slow on weeknights. Showcase…

review
published 1 yr ago
Very low mileage but this place is a 7-Up factory
reviewed by
Hank Moody

6.0

I had a couple of occasions to stop by here recently, once on a Wednesday and once on a Thursday. It’s a pretty nice neighborhood with a fairly new, expensive looking residential building across the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Still chugging along, don’t forget about this place
reviewed by
Hank Moody

6.3

Gold Club has been a Baltimore club staple forever. It’s hey day is long past, but it still offers some opportunities for fun. Facility and basics have been the same forever. Large club, two bars…

review
published 1 yr ago
Day shift slow, schedule not reliable
reviewed by
Hank Moody

6.3

Fantasies has been steady the last few years but things are tougher all over the city for the clubs. I’ve reported that PHC’s very reliable day shift has slowed. Same for Fantasies and GGC…

review
published 1 yr ago
Still decent, go late night. Weekends busier
reviewed by
Hank Moody

6.3

Things everywhere in Baltimore have slowed down. McDoogals is open Wednesday to Saturday. Wednesday and Thursday are pretty slow. $8 cover but the crowd and girls can be hit or miss. This place really hits…

review
published 1 yr ago
Still a good option, but not as good as it was
reviewed by
Hank Moody

7.3

Things in Baltimore have slowed down in the last 6-9 months. All the clubs are slower. Girls are moving around and trying different clubs as it’s harder and harder for them to make cash.

PHC…