Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Reviews by Hank Moody
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7 months ago
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Cats are sleeping with dogs! Penthouse is the best value club in Baltimore?!
I’ve written a few times that the Baltimore scene is in transition, with girls moving among the clubs and pricing and options changing, usually for the worse. Prices are up most everywhere but it’s...
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7 months ago
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
Cheap, dirty, divey and some extras. Yeah, that checks most of my boxes.
I stopped here twice in the last couple weeks after hitting Good Guys in DC. Good Guys is pretty nice and well staffed, Showcase is a dive and can be pretty slow on weeknights....
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7 months ago
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Very low mileage but this place is a 7-Up factory
I had a couple of occasions to stop by here recently, once on a Wednesday and once on a Thursday. It’s a pretty nice neighborhood with a fairly new, expensive looking residential building across...
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10 months ago
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Still chugging along, don’t forget about this place
Gold Club has been a Baltimore club staple forever. It’s hey day is long past, but it still offers some opportunities for fun. Facility and basics have been the same forever. Large club, two...
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a year ago
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
Still decent, go late night. Weekends busier
Things everywhere in Baltimore have slowed down. McDoogals is open Wednesday to Saturday. Wednesday and Thursday are pretty slow. $8 cover but the crowd and girls can be hit or miss. This place really...
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a year ago
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Still a good option, but not as good as it was
Things in Baltimore have slowed down in the last 6-9 months. All the clubs are slower. Girls are moving around and trying different clubs as it’s harder and harder for them to make cash....
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a year ago
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Updates since the ownership change at the end of last year
I’ve reviewed PHC Baltimore five times since March of 2019, but my last review was 18 months ago, so it’s time for an update. The layout and a lot of the basics haven’t changed....
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2 years ago
Night Shift
1725 Ponca St
Baltimore, MD 21224
Needs more due diligence, but I’d give it a B, admittedly on limited info
I’d been meaning to check this place out after reading kindofaloser’s review from November and also following a bunch of IG posts by the club, bartenders and dancers. An opportunity recently presented itself and...
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2 years ago
Cloakroom
476 K St NW
Washington, DC 20001
It’s DC, but if you keep your expectations realistic cloakroom has good eye candy in a nice environment
I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery...
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2 years ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Sticking with the same pre-Covid plan, and that’s a good thing in Vegas
Chicas has been reviewed a lot on the forum recently. It has always been a good Vegas value option, but as the bigger clubs have increased cover charges, done away with sending a car...
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2 years ago
Crazy Horse III (CH3)
3525 W Russell Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89118
Good Vegas option and you can find some pretty dirty fun here
Headed here in the evening during the Sunday night nfl game. We arranged our own transportation after calling the club and being told there would be no cover. Got there around 6p. Fairly aggressive...
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2 years ago
OZ
13577 US-19
Clearwater, FL 33764
It’s pronounced “Oh-zee” right? Not “Oz” like with wicked witches and tornadoes and shit?
Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before...
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2 years ago
Pussycat Lounge
4744 Poplar Level Rd
Louisville, KY 40213
Like a Pussycat, won’t come to you looking to be petted, but have some redeeming qualities
I was in Louisville for a night with a real tight window for clubbing. I hit up GMD for some intel and he was super cool and informative. Based on where I was staying...
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2 years ago
The Godfather
5000 Preston Hwy
Louisville, KY 40213
I’ll skip trying a cheesy Godfather quote as a title and just say this place was what I needed
After finding nothing to pursue at Pussycat, I took a short Uber to Godfather. Paid a $10 cover and grabbed a $7(?) beer. They have a really good bourbon selection here. It is in...
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2 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Tuesdays with Scrub … or … HiLiter is a completely different club during the day
When I was last in Phoenix for work, my schedule wasn’t great for clubbing. I was flying in on a Sunday afternoon and out on Tuesday around 5p, plus I had actual meetings and...
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