Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike Beltsville, MD 20705

Cheap, dirty, divey and some extras. Yeah, that checks most of my boxes.

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Hank Moody
Apr 28, 2024, 11:11 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I stopped here twice in the last couple weeks after hitting Good Guys in DC. Good Guys is pretty nice and well staffed, Showcase is a dive and can be pretty slow on weeknights. Showcase was the divey Yin to the upscale Yang of Good Guys on the nights I went.

 

Parking used to be an issue here but the fenced in side lot to the right of the building had spots available. Square room, $20 cover that you pay at the bar at the back, plus $5 for a red solo cup that you use to go out to your car and fill with your alcoholic drink of choice. Or you can buy sodas or Red Bulls at the bar. TV up to the right of the stage, usually showing sports without sound. Tables and banquet hall chairs scattered around, with some more comfortable chairs (no longer sofas) in front of the stage.

 

The club was slow both times I was there from 930-11p. Maybe 3-8 customers. 8 dancers on the Wednesday and only 4 dancers on the Thursday, but I was there a bit earlier and this club typically is a late night club. Girls were pretty hot, maybe 6-7 mostly but one nice 8. Mostly Latina, but some black and white girls too. Some of the latinas don’t speak much English if that matters to you. I was able to communicate pretty well to get by. Definitely some silicone and bbl work in the place. Stage dancing was intermittent, but it might be more consistent on a busy weekend night.

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Cheap, dirty, divey and some extras. Yeah, that checks most of my boxes.