This is a shitty review.

I tried. I did. But I went on a Wednesday night and the club was D E D dead. I’ll try and scrape together what I can to make a review but it’s meager.

Ritz is on the second or third level of Baltimore clubs for me, which is weird. Their roster is hot. I know a bunch of girls who dance there, it’s in one of the top two or three Baltimore neighborhoods for bars and restaurants (Fells Point) and it’s got decent pricing. So why do I only come here once every 3-5 years?

Layout is sorta typical for the Block or inner city Baltimore clubs, deep and narrow (that’s what she said) except that it has a second floor that overlooks the ground floor and a stage with poles that go up high to the second floor. Stage is also unnaturally high, maybe 4’ off the floor.