Comments by Hank Moody (page 21)

Oops. He already fixed it on the discussion forum.

I like it for the preview. Much easier to scroll past reviews AND DISCUSSIONS I’ve already read. I assume it’s just a hiccup while founder is tinkering.

Huh. I was goin to say I wasn’t aware of the dancer drink. I did buy a dancer a drink on Friday and there was a poker chip on the bar. I didn’t think anything of it. Thanks for calling it out.

Dick pics

If you’re going to call what’s happening a mockery of the justice system, than how about the other side? The Hunter Biden investigation? Any doubt they are going after him because it’s Biden’s son? They’ve had the laptop for 6 years and nothing, except Marjorie Greene showing his doc pics on the floor of the House on big poster boards. That’s justice? Or the fact that they are pushing DOJ to prosecute him after he paid all his taxes, plus the penalties and interest. That doesn’t happen if his name isn’t Biden. And all the 2a nuts on that side of the aisle but they go after a guy who never fired a gun or used it in the commission of a crime. Hunter is a shitbag but they have nothing. Their key whistleblower was just arrested and charged on Thursday because his whole story was al lie. Comet and Gym Jordan have nothing. Its all a bad joke.

Cheeto Mussolini isn’t denying any of it. The investigations are politically motivated and he’s guilty. Both can be true.

They’re good Founder. They’re helpful to identify club shills. I assume it’s coming, but restoring clickable number of a user’s reviews, comments or threads is a super helpful way to navigate the board. Restoring the ability to pull up my own reviews and sort them by most recent comment is also helpful to check in if someone left a comment to be responded to. Also, the last comment link isn’t working correctly. It works when you click into a thread, but it takes three back clicks to get back out to the forum listing. Also, I assume it’s coming back, but being able to see the name of the user who made the last comment is also helpful to know if I’m up to speed or to know whether I should bother checking the thread. And, please restore the IGNORE. I know you said it’s last on the list. On an unmoderated forum, it’s the best way to tailor the experience to what’s worthwhile. Thanks, O Supreme Leader

Oh, I forgot. If you have flexibility in where you’re staying and you like BYOB clubs (I do) there is a pretty decent Hyatt Regency right across the street from Bucks Wild. It’s also less than 10 mins from St James. I drove to St James and had a good time but didn’t get too drunk to drive. After St James, I drove back to the Hyatt, grabbed some beers and a bottle of vodka I bought earlier and walked across the street to Bucks Wild and hung out there until the wee hours. That was super convenient.

I don’t think so. Read the Rev’s most recent review on centerfolds and some of his older ones. He’s the only person I think who actually likes that place and he even has a unique take on it.

I think verified dancers get comped VIP. You should send a pm to Founder.

Houston is pretty big and driving around can suck, especially at rush hour. Sounds like you read reviews already? Maybe narrow it down based on proximity to where you are staying. Hard to go wrong with St. James, especially if you’re not from there. Where else could you go to a club housed in a former church, with a pool and a helipad, hot dancers, good prices and extras available? There are other good Houston clubs, but there’s nothing like that in Houston or in the US.

They should never be permitted to own a gun, but 2d amendment.

I take it the cops didn’t kill or wound the guy? Brings back memories of Breonna Taylor. Cops emptying their magazines and not hitting what they are aiming at. It would be funny if it weren’t frightening.

Super Bowl viewership set all time high record. It broke the record set last year. I kinda feel gypped that we didn’t even get Tay Tay proposing to Travis or endorsing Biden. Or making out in her suite with Blake Lively and Ice Spice. Could Dave have been wrong?

Good cynical advice from everyone, but we don’t know what this guy looks like and 40’s is still in range for a hookup. I’d say the OP is on the right track. Give it a shot, don’t presume anything and be wary if it looks like it’s going to cost too much to get too little. Small chance, but maybe you’re surprised with the results. Doesn’t cost anything to take a shot.

Guess we’ll have to read the trolls a little longer.

The report won’t change a single vote.

Not as easy for the other ones, but the customer can fix a dancer’s bad breath without drama. I always carry gum, mostly because I’m paranoid about my own breath. On way more than a few occasions I’ve run into a dancer with bad breath. If I’m considering dances or a room, or even if I’m not, all I have to do is offer them a piece of gum. I’ve even smiled and said “you really should take it.” Sometimes I even precede the offer with “would you tell me if I had a piece of spinach caught in my teeth?” and then when they say yes, I say “you should take this piece of gum.” Most laugh. Zero times has anyone gotten offended or caused drama. If you don’t want to carry gum, spend a dollar with the bathroom troll and grab a handful of mints.

One other important update - the $250 for thirty minute vip room special now ends at 630p.

Also, ‘likes’ are showing up sporadically. If I like a thread or click the info button to see who else has liked, the icons will update. Until I do that, they show zero likes or dislikes even though people have reacted.

The reason they USED TO do it… I don’t know exactly why they stopped waiving the cover and offering the free limo rides. I can guess that since it’s a post covid change that it’s due to a combination of labor shortage and Vegas increasing fees on everything, including strip club fees.

The big clubs don’t typically offer the limo/free cover deal anymore, and especially not for a single rider. The reason they do it is because the clubs pay the cab and ride share drivers $50-60 a head for customers they bring to the clubs. They pay the bounty regardless of whether the driver encouraged the customer to the club or the customer told the driver to which club to take them.

TLDR; men don’t fantasize about MILFS. Boys do. Or at least that’s where it originated. Not to be the forum historian, but “MILF” has evolved. It used to be a term used by young men, high school aged to early 20’s, who were unmarried or newly married where banging moms was out of their normal target range. It then blew up and became common parlance with Stiffler’s mom and the American Pie movies, again, about a bunch of high schoolers. The evolution came with MILF porn and stars like Lisa Ann, where it was less about the woman being an actual mom and more about a look, older, big tits and hips and fuller figure. Throw in stepmom porn and an audience that was now men in their 40’s and older who were married and had their own MILF at home, and well, then the term had fully evolved.

Ha. I love when I anonymously appear in a review. It’s happened a few times where I was the “regular monopolizing all the hot dancers.” Good times. It’s the tuscl version of Sliding Doors.

It was a civil trial. I explained the subtlety in the other thread on it. He was found liable for sexual assault (FIV) but not found liable on her allegations that he fucked her. She said after the trial that he raped her, so he countersued her for slander. The court said that FIV is rape and dismissed his countersuit.