sinclair's Review

I went to the Last Chance Saloon at 23:05 on a Thursday night. The building is right along Route 99E, but you can only access the club by hooking around on Checkerboard Road until it dead ends at the Last Chance Saloon parking lot. There was no cover charge. The bar is straight ahead along the back wall. Sincweisers were $5. To the right is an area with five video slots and the rest rooms. To the left along the front wall is a small stage. The stage is at floor level with a curved tipping counter in front of it. There was only space for four or five tippers. The back left corner has two couches for lap dances. There was no privacy; the entire room could watch you getting lap dances. There is an outdoor smoking patio accessed through a door on the right side of the room.

There were four dancers working. All dancers were thick, the socially acceptable way of saying fat. Three dancers were Hispanic, and one dancer was African-American. I would not rate any dancer higher than a 4 on a 10 point scale. This strip club seems to hire anything that walks in the door with a vagina. If you like BBW’s, then this club is for you.

Lap dances were quoted to me at $40 per song or three songs for $100. Dancers get fully nude during lap dances, and customers are allowed to grope them all over. The only thing preventing extras here is the complete lack of privacy. The only club employee was the female bartender, so you don’t have to worry about a bouncer busting your chops.