sinclair's Review

I went to Busty Hearts Place around 22:45 on a Saturday night. The club is located off the grid in the mountains of northern Pennsylvania, which is probably why the last review was eleven years ago. The parking lot is gravel and grass. At the door, there was a $20 cover charge. The club does not have a liquor license, so they allow customers to bring their own booze. They have refrigerators to store your beer in. Smoking is allowed inside.

The inside features an L-shaped stage with a tip rail surrounding it. There is a spinning pole at the junction of the two arms of the stage. The room is cluttered with chairs and random decorations; it looked like an attic or basement. There was a dancing Santa Claus in one corner and a jack-o-lantern figure in another corner. There was a “Fuck Joe Biden” flag on the wall, and a Sinclair Gasoline clock with my picture.

There were three dancers working. Ramona, Cougar, and Lizzy. Ramona was Hispanic and Italian with fake D cups. Cougar was white with D cups. Lizzy was white with B cups. All three dancers would be on stage at the same time, unless one went to the dressing room. Interestingly, none of the dancers had stilettos. They danced in gym shoes or barefoot. Dancers got topless on stage. Dancers could only get fully nude during private dances. Customers could touch the dancers on stage and insert tips into their outfits. A playlist of music was looped from a laptop.